Disclaimer: Hey! It's on the first chapter!
By: Pirates n' Swashbucklers!
About: Stargate SG-1
Date Started: 6/6/05 (or 6/6/05 for some people)
Genre: Humor!
Warnings: EXTREME FUNNY! Other than that, none!
Hey! Sorry about the non-updating thing that has been happening. As you can see, I haven't really been making ANY effort what so ever to update. But, sadly, I will not be able to update in the upcoming days. I have end-of-the-year exams coming up, along with a production I am in. (Anyone near Ithaca, NY go watch Othello at IHS! Donations accepted .) But, also, I have a trip to NJ and the new Harry Potter book is coming out, AND Summer School. But I will try to update because I am starting to feel the guilt. Wish me luck, loves!
On with it!
The Day They Were Girls
Chapter 3:
"That's what I thought." Jay said. Jack scowled as Daniel pulled him away to where Sam was standing. "How the hell do you put up with people like that?" Jack asked Sam as they walked up to her. "Well, I try to avoid them." She smiled.
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They walked into Sam's house, loaded with bags. "Just put them over there on the couch." Sam directed them. The two girls put the bags on the couch and collapsed next to them. Meanwhile, Sam looked into her wallet and sighed greatly. There was going to be some serious IOUs from them. She walked over to them smiling. "Okay guys, lets go take this stuff up to your rooms." She smiled, picking up two bags. The two men groaned, but got up and carried their heavy load up to the two spare rooms.
The rooms were moderate in size. They weren't really all that well furnished. They had a bed, and night stand, and a little desk off near the other side of the room. "Great decorating skills, Carter." Jack said. Sam scowled. Jack set his things down on the bed, and headed to the dresser to put away his clothes, as the phone rang downstairs. "I'll get it." Sam said, rushing down the hall and the steps to answer the phone before the caller hung up.
Jack quietly hummed to himself as he put his things away. He looked at a pair of undergarments and cringed. This was going to be the most uncomfortable thing that he would have to do. Daniel had gone off to his own little room to unpack as well. Jack had no idea what he was going to do...wait! He had it! He could drag Sam and Daniel fishing with him! It was the perfect plan. They hadn't gone fishing with him sense...ever! But when, was the question. He could just ask them straight out, just be all 'Carter, Daniel, let's go fishing! How about my pond? Chalk-full a' fish!' He laughed softly. Yeah, his pond have fish in it. That was a good one.
Daniel sighed. This was going to be so boring. He had nothing to do for three days. Jack was probably going to suggest fishing or something like that. Daniel sighed again, and placed more clothes into the dresser and closet. A soft knock at the door made Daniel jump slightly. "Come in." He said loudly. Sam stepped through the door, "General Hammond wants to talk to you, you know, after Jack is done." She said, smiling. Daniel finished putting his things away. "Jack suggested fishing to pass the time." Sam said, changing the subject rapidly. "He did, did he? I could have guessed." The descended man said. Sam laughed. "Oh, Caaarter! General Hammond wants to speak with yoooou!" Jack called up the stairs with the slight hint of the 'you're-in-trouble-nooow!' taunt. Sam sighed, and headed out the door, waving to Daniel.
"Sir?" Sam said politely into the phone. Jack stood a few feet from her, smiling like an idiot. "Yes, Sir. No, that's not a problem, Sir. Yes, Sir. Good-Bye, Sir." Sam hung up the phone. She sighed, and glared at her Commanding Officer. "Daniel! Get down here please!" She called up the stairs, as the archaeologist walked down the steps slowly.
"Apparently the Colonel here has gotten us a few more days leave." She seemed at bit upset. "What? Jack, I have to get to the base and continue on the translation." Daniel seemed a bit mad too. "What, Daniel? I would have thought that you would have liked a bit more leave time!" Jack said. Daniel was ready for it though, "Well, yes. Under different circumstances I would have." He semi-glared at Jack's triumphant grin, "But I would rather be on leave as a MAN then as a teenaged GIRL." Jack pondered this slightly. "Well, deal Danny-boy. We are now on leave for another week." Sam and Daniel tried to protest, but Jack had already left to go watch television.
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