Weeeeeee…. More FMA Remembering You-ness.. Oo; Wow.. I'm bored. XD And I think I'm stuck. xP But then someone gave me an idea, and I'm like, yey! XD

Edward: You're always stuck. Remember how you got stuck in that cookie jar?

Orenji: Ehehehe… Yup.

Al: And remember how you got stuck on that roller coaster ride?

Orenji: Yes…

Roy: And when you got your shoe lace stuck in the escalator?

Orenji: -gets aggravated- Mm hmm….

Hughes: And remember how you got your tongue stuck on the freezer door?

Orenji: Yes! Ok, shut up! I know I'm stupid, but you don't need to rub it in.

Edward: But it's fun.

Orenji: You know what? You aren't introducing the story anymore.

Edward: I never was…

Orenji: …. Aru! You introduce the story.

Al: Kk! Thank you for reading Remembering You! It means to us that you're reading and reviewing, so please, don't stop! –waves-

Orenji: -giggles- Don't… stop..

Edward: -smacks- DON'T THINK PERVERTED STUFF ABOUT MY BROTHER.

Disclaimer: Orenji Yoh-chan does not own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi… that's all.. I'm running out of ideas. XD;;

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Hughes drove up to Roy's house the following morning, a little after 4:30. Knowing Roy, he never kept his doors locked that gave crooks and serial-killers a chance at entering his home. Hughes opened the front door and walked inside, almost as if it was his own house, and walked down the hallway, grinning madly.

He carefully poked his head inside Roy's room and arched a brow.

"Why is Roy still sleeping? That lazy guy.." He moved inside and tiptoed over to the man's bed, blushing slightly as his grin grew larger.

"Oh man, Roy!" He whispered to himself, suppressing his laughter as he hurried out the room and to his car, returning moments later with a camera in hand. He leaned over the sleeping boys and positioned the camera above them. He then pressed a button on the top, making a click sound and a photo float to the ground

"Kodak moment!" He chirped, squatting down to pick up the picture. Little did he know, was that Mustang was a light sleeper.

Roy stirred in his sleep, removing himself from the position he was as he slowly started to wake up, yawning groggily. Hughes jolted out of the room, giggling madly as he jumped on the couch, covering up his blush and laughter by grabbing a nearby book and opening it up, hoisted it up to his face and pretended to read when Roy stumbled out in nothing but pajama bottoms.

"Maes? What are you doing here? What time is it?" Roy asked sleepily, rubbing his eyes. He really wasn't a morning person.

"Oh, it's 4:40 AM." He replied, peering up from the book with a grin.

"Have a nice sleep?"

Roy arched a brow over at Hughes, slowly answering his odd question.

"Sure… I guess I did. Why do you ask?" He inquired, stepping into the kitchen and searching around in his new supply of food.

"Oh, just wondering is all! After all, I am a good friend." Maes retorted, throwing the tome on the sofa and standing up, stretching himself out.

"But you better hurry Roy, cause I'm leaving in thirty minutes. Forty tops."

"Why are you leaving so soon, Maes? I just got up."

"Because…" Hughes started, pointing to himself with his thumb. "An early bird gets the worm, and I always get the worm." He said, smirking with his green eyes at Roy, who just rolled his eyes.

"Sure… Whatever you say… Let me take a quick shower and get dressed, then we'll be on our way." The Colonel said, walking out of the kitchen with a milk carton that magically shrunk.

"Did you drink some milk last night before we left?" It was Hughes' turn to arch a brow.

"What? No, I didn't; why?" He asked, walking over to the man.

"I don't know.. My milk just suddenly lost a huge portion of itself, and I know that I didn't have some.." Roy shrugged and walked back to the kitchen and slipped it back inside of the refrigerator, pulling out a loaf of bread and grabbing a few slices. Hughes blinked.

"You're having bread for breakfast?" He questioned, leaning up against the entrance of the kitchen.

"Yea, I am. What about it?" Mustang asked, stuffing a slice in his mouth and chewing it.

"That's unhealthy! You can't really expect to survive the whole day without any type of real food!" Maes shouted, forgetting about the other sleeping residents. Roy shushed him and sighed, walking past him.

"I don't care what it is. To me, it's food. And there's a little thing called a 'lunch break', so stop freaking out." Roy said, opening up the door to the bathroom and looking out.

"I'm taking a shower. I won't take long, so find something to entertain yourself. Just be quiet so you don't wake up Edward and Al." He said before closing the door. Moments later, Hughes could hear the shower water be turned on, and that's when he started to laugh again.

"Oh man, this is priceless!" He said as he pulled out the photo that was held secret in his pocket, giggling.

"This is so cute… Wonder what Roy would do if he saw?" He asked to no one in particular, but getting a response from a small voice.

"Saw what, Hughes?" Edward asked, walking up to him. Hughes just about had a heart attack and shoved the item back in his military coat pocket, beaming nervously.

"Huh? Oh, um, nothing Edward! Wh-what are you doing up so late?" He asked, changing the subject.

"I don't know.. I couldn't go back to sleep, so I decided to come out here. Do you and Roy have work today?"

"Everyday."

"Well, I wanna come with you."

"You'll have to ask Roy." Hughes said, sitting down on the couch with a long sigh.

"Hopefully Roy hurries up with his shower. I've got to go soon!" He griped, squirming in his seat slightly to get comfortable. Ed blinked as he walked over to the bathroom and knocked softly. After getting no answer, he tried again.

"Roy? Are you in there; are you ok?" He inquired, placing his ear up to the door.

"I think he died.." He said, looking over at Hughes as he knocked again, louder.

"Roy! Are you among the living!" He called, reaching out to the door handle.

"I'm coming in, Roy!"

"Edward, no!" Hughes cried out, grinning as he did so. He leaped off the couch to grab Ed, but too late. Edward swung the door open to the bathroom and asked again. Roy really needs to lock his doors.

"Roy! Are you deaf or something!" The blonde asked, not taking in what he had just done until five seconds later.

"Edward, what the fu-" Roy started, falling into the tub to conceal himself. Edward blushed brightly before running out.

"Oh Jesus, Roy; I'm sorry!" He screamed, slamming the door shut and running into the kitchen, Maes Hughes on the floor, holding his gut.

"Oh God; I'm entertained!" He cried out, laughing harder.

"Brother? Hughes? What's happening?" Al's quiet voice asked, stepping out into the hall, staring down at the older man.

"Hughes, are you alright?"

"Y-Y-Yes, I'm fine!" Hughes answered in between fits of laughter, not believing that Edward was so dense to actually do something that risky.

"Where's my brother?" Al asked, now beginning to fear his higher subordinates' laughter.

"Oh, in the kitchen… trying to regain his dignity!"

"What? Um.. thanks, Hughes." Al said, stepping away from Maes and entering the kitchen, where he found a bright red Edward Elric, banging his head on the table, repeating the word 'stupid'.

"Ah! Brother, stop! You could hurt yourself!" The younger brother said, pulling the blonde away from the table.

"What are you doing? What happened; why's Hughes on the ground laughing?" Al catechized, wanting answers. Edward shook his head and tried to cover his blush.

"N-Nothing happened, Al! And don't ask why Hughes is on the ground, he's a freak that way! Now, I'm gonna go eat, so if you'll excuse me.." Edward said a little too quickly for his brothers liking, but Al didn't question as he watched his older sibling grab an apple and take a rather huge bite out of the fruit.

"Um.. alright then.."

Moments later, Roy came out, clearing his throat and blushing as he straightened out the collar of his uniform, strolling over to the door.

"A-Alright, shall we go, Maes?" Roy asked, trying to stay as mature as humanly possible, but it's not everyday that a little blonde cutie comes running into the bathroom for you while you're taking a shower.

"Finally! Let's go, Edward! Al!" Hughes chimed, walking over to the door as he watched Mustang get his boots on.

"FullMetal's coming? And Al?"

"Well, yea! After all, a killer is after them and we have to keep an eye on the two!" Maes said, arching a brow suggestively.

"After all, he is your responsibility."

Roy shot a glare at him before jamming his foot into his boot, lacing it up.

"Using my own words against me.. Maes, you're despicable."

"It sounds like you don't enjoy their company!"

"I do, I just hate it when you're right." Roy said, standing up and looking off into the living room.

"Come on, you two! You're going to Central with us." He called out, Al and Edward appearing from the kitchen and waltzing over to them, Edward still a shade of pink. Mustang cleared his throat again, trying to get the fact that the blonde walked in on him out of his head and focused on more important things.

"Um.. right.. uh, let's go." The Colonel stumbled on his words slightly, but shrugged it off and walked out the door, the trio of companions following close behind him.

The ride to Central had not been a pleasant one. Hughes was singing to every song on the radio, no matter what station; Edward kept leaning over and changing the stations in hopes of finding a good one and one that Hughes didn't know; Roy kept yelling at Edward to get his seat belt on, to sit back, and not mess with the radio while complaining to Hughes not to sing every damn song that came on; Al tried to solve the whole thing out, trying to keep Edward still and to keep the radio on a station while trying to shut Roy up. Eventually, Roy got so tired of it that he just turned to radio off all together, which caused Edward and Hughes to start singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" and bug the living hell out of Roy and Al.

So, to try and stop this, Roy started to yell over them, which caused Hughes to lose control of the car, which caused everyone to freak out and solve the problem of the noise. Roy was satisfied.

Finally, they escaped the car and stepped outside, Edward falling to the ground and literally kissing the grass. Mustang would've gotten down next to him and joined, but after all, he had a reputation to hold up and decided to ignore the urge as best as he could.

What really got on Roy's nerves was the fact that Ed was running off again, running through every freaking sprinkler that was on and getting drenched head to toe; Edward slipping on the ground, getting himself muddy; Edward disobeying Roy and standing in the middle of where the sprinklers meant, knowing Roy wouldn't dare go near the water. The Colonel growled as he stepped onto the grass, hesitating slightly before chasing after the blonde through the water, creating a scene for the associates that came in for work.

Hughes couldn't help but laugh as the once skillful Flame Alchemist fall pitifully in the mud, getting soaked to the marrow as he chased Edward around, yelling and screaming at the blonde.

Al couldn't do anything, seeing as if he went into the water his blood seal would wash away; Hughes didn't want to do anything except for watching and enjoying the show along with other workers.

"Brother, please come back! We're going to get in trouble!" Al called desperately, hoping to get his brother back. Edward stuck his tongue out.

"No way, this is way too much fun!" The blonde responded, running faster now from the advancing Colonel.

"Damn it, the only reason why you run faster than me is because you have shorter legs!" Roy shouted, brushing a strand of his black hair out of his eyes.

"I'm not short!"

At last, a miracle happened for Roy Mustang when the sprinklers turned off, distracting Edward.

"Aww! I wasn't done yet!" He whined, stomping on a random sprinkler head. "Stupid thing!"

Roy tackled Edward to the ground, panting heavily as he struggled and wrestled with the blonde, getting even more muddy and wet.

"Edward! God, damn it! Because of you, we're drenched, dirty, and messy! How do you expect me to go into work without getting my ass shot off by Hawkeye?"

"Ah, you're fine. Besides, who's Hawkeye and what's he going to do?" Edward asked, arching a brow as he struggled to get the older man off him. Roy blinked and blushed, staring down at the blonde in shock.

"Hawkeye's a woman… and she's scary as bloody hell. I don't think she'd liked the fact that you called her a 'he'.." But just as Roy said that, someone cleared their throat behind them rather loudly, catching everyone's attention.

Edward and Roy turned their heads to the side, Roy gulping slightly at the sight of a young, blonde haired woman with piercing brown eyes. Her hair was kept up in a bun to keep it out of her eyes and so it wasn't covering her pale white skin.

"Li-Lieutenant Hawkeye… Good morning!" Roy said, chuckling nervously afterwards. Ed blinked and looked at Hawkeye-to Roy-and back to Hawkeye.

"Hi there!" The blonde chirped happily, grinning up at the woman. First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye blinked and looked down at Edward, arching a brow while tilting her head to the side in a dog-like manner.

"Edward…? What are you doing? Colonel sir, why are you on top of Edward?" She asked, almost disturbed. The said boys blinked and looked at each other, blushing faintly.

Edward had his legs sprawled out with his knees up, one flesh hand grabbing handfuls of his soft, black hair while his automail hand grasped onto the side of his uniform; Roy was right between Edward's legs, his face rather close to Edward's own and his arms on both sides of the blondes head. Anyone could have disturbing (or nice, depending on who it was) images going through their head about the two, seeing as most of them didn't know what happened.

Roy jolted up and tried to straighten out his muddy uniform as best he could, frowning in displeasure as he watched Edward kick more mud and grass at him.

"Edwa--"

"Colonel sir, can I ask what you were doing? And you do realize that you are muddy.. and wet… and definitely not ready to go into work…" Riza interrupted in an annoyed voice, her right eyes twitching as she glared daggers at him.

"Um… it's not what it looks like, I swear, Hawkeye! Edward got out of hand and wouldn't obey my orders so.."

"So, now you blaming the whole thing on a child like me? Colonel sir, I'm ashamed." Edward said in a mocking tone, smirking up at Roy who glared at him.

"No.. I'm not blaming you, I'm telling the facts. You wouldn't get out of the damn sprinklers like I told you to so I came in after you."

"You didn't have to. That's why we have Hughes."

Hughes waved his hands in front of his face, smiling. "Now, now, Edward; you don't really expect me to come in after you when it's much funnier to watch Roy chase you around." He said, sniggering slightly.

"Gee, thanks Maes." Mustang said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"No problem!"

"Sir… what do you expect to do now that your uniform is clearly a disaster and not suitable for work." Riza stepped back into the conversation, letting her eyes wander up and down the once royal blue outfit in disgust, also doing the same to Edward's outfit.

"I'll just… get them washed."

"What will you wear while waiting for them, sir?"

"Um… I haven't quite come to that part yet. Since I'm dirty all over again, I guess I'll wait while taking a shower?"

"Oh! I wanna come!" Edward's voice rang, leaping up and hugging Roy's arm, beaming. "Please!"

Riza backed away. Yep, she was definitely disturbed. Roy arched a brow down at him and attempted to pull his arm away.

"Edward, let go. You can come."

"Yes! And Hughes! And Al! That way we can all be together!" The blonde exclaimed, not releasing his hold on Roy's arm. Hughes shook his head and pulled his glasses off, withdrawing a handkerchief from his pocket and using it to clean his lenses.

"I already took a shower, Edward. And I didn't get wet nor did I get dirty, so I'm fine. You two take a shower." He said, smiling fondly at the youth.

"Al?"

"Brother… I can't go into the water.." The younger brother said quietly, turning his head away.

"What? Why not? Are you H-2-O intolerant?" Edward asked, blinking. "Cause if you are, that's ok. I won't force you."

"It's not that… If I go into the water… my blood seal…"

"Blood seal?"

"Edward, if Alphonse were to go into water his blood seal would wash away, and that's what keeps him alive in that body."

"Re-really? Oh, I'm sorry, Al. I didn't kn- remember.." The youth said softly, his tight getting tighter on Roy's arm. Al shook his head tumultuously.

"No, brother! It's not your fault, you didn't.. realize it." He said, avoiding the truth that Edward lost his memory in front of everyone. Roy, sensing the stress and tension, stepped in and smirked down at Ed.

"So, shall we go take a shower, Edward?" He asked coolly, running a free hand through his hair. Edward nodded and didn't bother to look up at him; instead, he kept his eyes glued to the ground. Roy blinked and sighed inwardly, bringing a hand over to Ed's shoulder and shaking it slightly.

"Hey, loosen up. It's alright, so let's go.. Ok?" Roy said, smiling down at the blonde.

"Yea.. alright.." He replied, smiling wearily up at the older male. Hughes, who decided to lighten up the mood, put his glasses back on and pulled out a picture, shoving it in front of Edward's face.

"Don't be glum, Edward! Just look at my darling Elysia; her smile will brighten anyone's day!" Maes chimed, grinning. Edward blinked and smiled, nodding his head.

"Yea, thanks Hughes." Edward responded, flashing his pearly whites up at Hughes. Maes nodded and tucked it away, giving him a thumbs up.

"I'm always here for you."

"Alrighty then! Let's go take a shower, Roy!" The blonde exclaimed, grabbing Roy's hand and taking him off towards the building, dragging the very scared man.

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Gah! This chapter is like, crack infested. XD It's unbelievably crazy and it had nothing to do with the story. And I also got a review from someone… who absolutely made me crack up, and she also asked for me to reply, so here I go! XD

MIYUKI REVIEW!

Miyuki: Of course I'm posting you, Miyuki! You're like, the funniest person who reviewed me! XD And Orenji-sempai? –blinks- I can get used to this. –grins- But the hand licking thing… Heheh… I love that. Oo; And I'm sorry I didn't have any chapters up when you started reading! I'm sowwy! –feels ashamed she let down a reader- Wow… 2 hours? You're amazing! And what do you mean by dedication? You know what… know that you bring that up, I'm going to make you a drabble, cause I'm cool. And yay for MaesRoy! That rocks. And I have piccies…. Heheh.. I'm a bad girl. Then again, I also have RoyEd… and some are explicit! And I have a doujinshi officesex of RoyEd that my beloved Mlee-dono/Mlee-koi gave me. I love her. –gives hearty eyed- And of course I love Jessi-koi. And Roy doesn't know what to think of Edo. He's like, unsure since he thinks it's wrong to be doing this with a memory-ridden boy. Damn him and his conscious. XD And I dunno why they didn't tell Winry. It's because she usually spazzes when something happens to Edward and stuff, and besides, she'd ruin the plot. Heh… Gotta keep RoyEd alive! And with the action between Roy and Edward… you're gonna have to wait and see. Heheh.. And omg you groped Roy.. Roy: Um… I don't know what I should be feeling… Should I be disturbed or very happy? –blinks- What the hell. –gropes Miyuki back and winks- Orenji: Roy! Naughty naughty. Edward: I was groped and taken away.. –blinks- I don't wanna be raped! –pouts- Orenji: YEY! ROLEPLAY. Let's RP, Miyuki! I'm a good Edo! –gets all giddy- Hehhe.. And yes, Hughes is the best. I lurve him. And I think you disturbed us all with your Elysia obsession, but of course you didn't scare Maes away. XD Hughes: OMGOMGOMG! ELYSIA WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU. I'll send you pictures of her everyday, and then maybe you can call me and talk to her and play with her! She loves meeting new people! –freaks out and rambles and then gets groped- Wow, that was different. I'm usually used to Gracia groping me! Orenji: -blinks and freaks out- Ewwwwwww.. Maes, that's icky. Don't tell me that. XD That's sick, though it's love I guess. Hughes: -ish also kissed on the cheek- Wow. I got kisses by a fan! That's wonderful! I think I'll return the favor. –kisses Miyuki's cheek- Welcome! But that's only as friends, K? So don't be getting any ideas, because I'm married! Orenji: -ish groped as well- Wow! That was different! XD Felt kinda nice… -blinks- MOVING ON… n-n;; And Aru's in flesh in the commentaries, just not in the fanfic, but that's ok. Aru's too innocent to be groped by a random fan. But of course, if it was me who was groping him… Al: Nii-san… -scoots away- Edward: It's ok, Aru! I'll protect you! Orenji: Oo; That sounded funny. XD Now, Roy, don't you--- WOW. Roy: -was just brutally attacked by Miyuki and was forced to make out with her- Omg… It's usually me who makes the first move but.. wow… You just.. wow.. Edward: -glares hatefully at both of them and pouts- Damn perverted bastard and damn perverted bitch.. Orenji: Hey, Edo! That's mean! DX She's an awesome reviewer. She's the only one who gives me something to talk about. –bounces- She's fun! And don't worry. There will be lemon; though it might be with TakillEdo. XD But it's RAPE, not as in sweet passionate love like RoyEd. Hehe… And I might make a lemon RoyEd, depending on if it gets voted on or if it's appropriate… I may just make another story one-shot lemon. XD Edward: -just got slapped on the butt and falls over- Jesus Christ! This girl's horny as hell! –tries to crawl away whimpering- Oh God, oh God, oh God… Kill me now. And my ass isn't firm! –prods it- Wait… Well, it's not those types of flabby ones! It's just… petite. Roy: It's just small, like Edo.. Edward: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE PAST AN AMEBA! –tackles- Orenji: Oh.. I since something good going on.. –takes a picture- And are your fingers ok? They aren't broken, are they? –freaks out- But thank you for your positive review! I LOVE YOU! Thanks for reading and saying my story is awesome! That rocks my socks big time. –waves and huggles Miyuki- Sorry, that was sudden.. but… -gropes- Heheh.. You did it to me, so I do it back. x3 I can't wait to hear from you, Miyuki! Ja ne!

XD Omg. I love you Miyuki.. I think this is my longest chapter. o-o AWESOME.

Edward: Wow… Congrats?

Orenji: Don't be a jackass, Edo.

Edward: Fine, fine.

Roy: Wee! Orenji, come look at these RoyEd piccies!

Orenji: -flies to the computer and giggles- Edo's such a whore.

Edward: Wait, what! Lemme see, damn it! –tries to squeeze his way through them-

Orenji: Aru, Hughes! Come look!

Al: -blinks and blushes- Nii-san..

Hughes: Wow… O-O That's… wow.

Edward: What, what! I wanna see! Come on!

Orenji: I'll let you see next chappie. Now, say bai bai!

Edward: Grrr…. Bitch.

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