Disclaimers: see the last two chapters. They are the same. Again thanks to all my friends who have helped. Love you all! hugz Sarah, Genevieve, Evan anyways on with da story.

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Sorry people for taking sooooo long. Waaay too long. You may hit me LIGHTLY It's been over a year. I feel bad…

A lone seagull flew over the sea. It enjoyed the feeling of the sun on its wings. Suddenly the sun was blocked out. It was under a shadow. Looking up it saw a most peculiar group, falling straight for him. Squawking in annoyance he flew out from under them. There was an elf, a dwarf, three hobbits, an old man with power, and three humans.

Neville knew something was wrong, before they even Apparated. When he could see where they were, he was not happy with what he saw. He had a second to think and then he started falling. Falling, straight towards the sea. He opened his mouth to scream, and then thought about it. Screaming would tell the others that he had not completely planned this. And the singing teacher told him never to say anything loudly near her or her eardrums might burst. He quickly decided to hyperventilate. It seemed the easiest decision. After a couple seconds he hit the water. Hard.

Legolas saw the water coming towards him and felt his heart jump. He was at the ocean. Now he could show off all his cool little diving tricks. He quickly spun around and around and slid gracefully into a perfect dive. He went into the water without leaving a ripple.

Gimli looked down and swore repeatedly in dwarfish. Seeing Legolas twirling around like a ninny he glared and hoped that the peculiar investment he had made was going to pay off in a minute. He quickly grabbed his knees and hit the water in a cannonball.

Galdalf sighed as the water came towards him. He dropped straight down into a pencil drop. He fell into the water and immediately cursed his long woolen robes.

Aragorn fainted at the sight of the water. It would ruin all his hard work to stay dirty. Thankfully he revived just before he hit the water. A brown colored cloud surrounded him as he came up. Clean… Well… Cleanish.

Merry and Pippin started laughing as they saw Gandalf's long grey robes fly up as he fell, until they noticed they were falling as well. Since they had been standing next to each other when they had left they were falling near each other. In moments they were in each others arms bawling like little babies as the water came up and over them.

Frodo and Sam had seen the water come up before Merry and Pippin and had quickly held onto each other and said goodbye. "Sam, you've been the best gardener and friend that I've ever had. In fact you've been the only friend other than those two," Frodo jutted his chin out to Merry and Pippin, "Bilbo and Gandalf. Thank you." Sam nodded and started crying, he would never be able to ask Rosie Cotton to dance with him again. Mister Frodo was going to die.

As soon as he had hit the water Gimli pulled a little string on his armor, hoping that his investment would work. It worked splendidly, his armor suddenly blowing up and become a HUGE floating buoy with Gimli stuck in the middle. It went out about five feet from his neck and three feet about the water's surface. Sadly, only Gimli's head was outside of the buoy. He bobbed along, cursing everything and everyone that he could see.

Legolas had rescued Merry and Pippin from the sea, holding them so they're heads were above the water. He held back a laugh and swam for the Gimli Float, tossing Merry and Pippin aboard. He quickly did the same for Frodo and Sam before helping Boromir aboard. Gimli was yelling at the top of his lungs for Merry and Pippin had landed on top of him and were now French braiding his beard and hair. Legolas then continued to help everyone aboard the Gimli Float before swimming deep below the water's surface and coming up so quickly that he was able to fly out of the water onto the Gimli Float without even rocking it.

Once everyone was safe Gandalf started speaking, "So… Neville, what happened?" Neville looked very scared and managed to stutter out, "I... I... m-m-m-essed up-p."

Alright folks I PROMISE the next one will come MUCH SOONER! I feel very bad about it being like almost two years since the last one…. So review please.