NOTE: This story is alternate from the reg. Episode of DBZ (Obviously). So Vegeta has an adoptive son named Dano. A five-year-old saiyan genius, accepted in high school, almost an exact copy of Vegeta, a partner in crime with Trunks and Goten, the life of Dano couldn't get any better.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. (Someday, though, someday…)
Chapter one
School Sucks for Dano
"I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!"
Was the last thing Dano said before Bulma mysteriously pulled out the Frying Pan Of Doom that Chi-Chi gave her for Christmas. It was very useful, in Bulma's opinion, and Chi-Chi would most definitely agree. But for the Siayans, however, the Frying Pan Of Doom was their enemy. If it was cooking them eggs of a stack of pancakes, now that would be an exception.
"You are going to High school, right?"
"NO!"
BANGOuch.
You are going to school, RIGHT!"
"Uhhh…NO!"
BANG"YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL RIGHT!"
"Hmmm…no thanks?"
BANGBulma had enough of this. She picked him up and kicked him out the door.
"YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL, NOW!" She yelled, and slammed the door shut.
Dano blinked. There was no way he would go to school! But it was either go to school and live the day or not go to school and lose his head by the end of the day. Both choices stunk for Dano. How could his life get any worse?
Orange Star High'So far, so good.' Gohan thought to himself. 'Got to school on time, No Videl to interrogating me, life is good. How could my life get any worse?'
Gohan slumped in his chair and sighed happily. No, not a thing could ruin his perfect day.
"Class, we have a new student," Mr.Ilovecandy spoke. "His name is Dano Briefs."
The student body cheered.
Dano stepped into the class. The class was silent.
'I spoke to soon." Gohan thought.
"Tell us about yourself, Dano," the teacher said.
I'm Dano Briefs and I believe you are all baka students of mine this year. I am very happy to meet you sorry, sorry weakling race of humans," Dano said in monotone.
"Uhhh… Why don't you sit down next to Gohan, the one with the black vest?"
Dano smirked hard. "Sure. Whatever."
Dano sat down and snorted. Gohan laughed nervously and shivered. The way Dano acted exactly like Vegeta was just plain creepy.
"My name is Erasa," Whispered Erasa. "What's yours?"
"I explained Ditzy. I Dano." He growled.
"Are you a midget, Dano?" Sharpener snickered.
"No, I'm a 5-year-old genius, moron. And if you call me midget again I will blast you to the Next Dimension without second thoughts!"
"Nah, I found a better name now. How about nerdboy Jr.?" Sharpener teased.
Dano's eye twitched. His tail twitched. His Whole body burned in anger. He wanted to KILL Sharpener, Right there and then. Lucky for Sharpener, the bell rang. Lunchtime.
"Dano," Gohan said, "Can we talk about something? Please?"
Sure Gohan," Dano said sarcastically, "then we can talk over a cup of tea. Maybe after that we could chat with my mom about a saiyan psychopath 1 that decided to destroy someone once again like you did last year."
Unfortunate for Gohan, Videl was right beside him.
"YOU KNOW BULMA BRIEFS! THE BULMA BRIEFS!" She screamed. "EXPLAIN, GOHAN, NOW!"
Dano covered his ears as if he was expecting her out outburst. Of course, he was. He heard about the 'fun' game of Videl's called 'Lets go torture Gohan by interrogating him' from Goten, and he now knows how to trigger the game now.
"Videl!" Gohan whimpered. "Please!"
Dano smirked.
Maybe high school wasn't so bad after all…
1 He is talking about himself, just to note. He is also evil. Dano is 95 evil. But he fights for good.
Soon you'll know why he is evil in my next fiction, The Grass is Never Greener on our Side.
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