Dano quietly sat down beside Erasa, Sharpener, Videl and Gohan. He de-capsuled his lunch and ate swiftly. The teens were shocked that both he and Gohan ate the same amount, the amount 30 times as large as theirs. They stared at them. Both Saiyans were unaware that they were staring at them. Of course they were too busy enjoy the food. Gohan thought while he ate. He thought something OTHER than food. The hybrid thought about what Dano could do in a day. About the destruction he could do that day. Also the destruction he could do in a year. Gohan completely forgot that the 5-year-old genius was staying for the whole year at OSH. That little saiyan was completely evil. Well, 95 evil, the only good he could have was to fight for the good guys. Dano could destroy the whole school at any minute! The whole city, even!
Then Gohan thought about himself. Would Dano tell all of his secrets? Especially to Videl? That would ruin his reputation as 'little weak Nerdboy'.
"Are you going to eat that?" asked Dano, pointing to Sharpener's sandwich.
"Take it, Nerdboy, I think I've lost my-"
"Thanks!" Dano grabbed the sandwich and stuffed it in his mouth. He at the sandwich whole. Literally ate it whole. Including the plastic covering. A certain ebony colored haired girl deciding it was best to mention it.
"Dano, I think you forgot to take the sandwich out of the plastic," she said.
"Do I care?" He growled.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!" Videl screamed.
"Yes," Dano said nonchalantly. "The loud mouth oaf's harpy daughter."
"WHAT!"
"Hey like father like daughter. They're both loud mouths." He said gulping an apple down.
"AAARRRGGGH!" She screamed.
Once again, Dano was prepared for this and covered his ears. He also knew how to trigger that game called 'Lets anger Videl'. He snorted. Women were so easy to annoy. Especially a certain girl named Videl.
Poor, poor Gohan, still stuck in his thoughts, was not prepared for Videl's outburst. That same hybrid teenager that thought his life was good. That same 16-year old that thought having Goten jumping on your stomach each morning was horrible. Well, our favorite hybrid genius was wrong. Having somebody scream in your ear was awful. That same Gohan suffered from bleeding ears and temporary hearing loss.
P.E.
Boys locker roomGohan took Dano away from the other boys.
"Dano, I need to talk to you now."
"Didn't I tell you we could talk about this over a cup of tea?" Dano said and put on a Vegeta-type smirk.
"You were serious?" Gohan said, surprised. Dano sensed that Gohan's naïve side was kicking in.
"Of course not! Let's talk later," Dano growled.
"But this is important!" Gohan whined.
"Weakling," he muttered, but then said, "Fine, make it quick."
Gohan grinned to himself then started to talk.
"Dano, you got to promise you'd listen."
"Go on. I don't have all day!"
"Please, no flying, ki blasts, using full strength, and definitely, no talking about our saiyan heritage or anything about them."
Dano thought about it. He knew if he did talk about Saiyans, then Videl would be one his and Gohan's case. But then if he didn't talk about their Saiyan background, then highschool wouldn't be fun. Dano was evil. So he would keep the promise, but he would twist it up a bit.
"Okay, I promise," Dano replied. Inside he was smirking heavily. This would be really fun…
They walked out of the locker room to find the other student waiting for them. Principal Manly was talking to the students.
"Class, Coach Shoppingbags is not here today. He may not come back come back forever because he was sent to the rehab for going psycho two days ago in the mall. So we have a substitute this today, welcome the famous Yamcha Bandit!"
The class cheered wildly. The famous baseball player bandit here at their school? NO WAY!
For Dano, this was nothing he has seen the guy come over, and leave looking like a charcoal. Both He and Vegeta hated that guy, and both tried to kill him. It was no use. Always when they were going to take the finishing blow, that stupid Frying Pan Of Doom would show up and land on their heads. But that didn't stop them from trying to kill him. They will forever try until they succeed. And they will!
Yamcha read out the attendance.
"Hey everybody! Say 'here' when I call out your name:
Crayola, Marker?
"Yo!"
Pencil, Sharpener?
"Here!"
"Satan, Devil?
"He- My name's Videl!"
"Oops. Sorry. Son, Gohan?"
"Here!"
"Hi there Gohan!" Yamcha waved.
"Hi!"
"Gohan…" Videl started.
Sigh I'll tell you later," Gohan said.
"Rubber, Erasa?"
"I'm here, cutie!"
Yamcha smiled to himself. There was a good one there. The problem was, he was twice the age of her. Yamcha sighed then read the list of names until he came to the special one at the bottom…
"Briefs, D-D-D-Dano!"
Dano smirked greatly. This was fun.
"Hello, Scarface. Ready for another round?"
Yamcha shivered. Poor him. He had dealt with teens, but with Saiyans? Evil 5-year-old geniuses? A saiyan that despises him in every way?
"Uh, no?"
"Well," Dano said, "I'll be glad to handle this at my home. You will spar with me, then you will die. Okay?"
Yamcha shivered hard. When did Kami turn against him? Ever since Dano arrived on earth, of course.
"Okay. Anyway class we will do martial arts today. Whoever learned martial arts, raie their hand."
8 people of the class raised their hand, including Gohan and Dano.
"Right. Now the 18 that didn't raise their hand will be the adience. We're going to have a mini world tournament. There will be a 1st group, 2nd group, 3 group and 4th group. Goups are going to be:
Group IGohan vs. Videl
Group IIMarker vs. Stapler
Group IIIDano vs. Sharpener
Group IIIIErasa Vs. Angela
"Now, no hitting in the eyes, no kicking boys were it hurts, if you cry, you're automatically out. You are disqualified if you touch anything outside the ring or by knockout.
"You could also be disqualified if you use a weapon or kill your opponent, but I don't expect you will do that.
'Except Dano,' Yamcha thought to himself.
"Okay Everybody! LETS BEGIN!"
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