Dibbedom: I am so ready!
Vegeta: For what, baka?
Dibbs: Summer.
Vegeta: Summer stinks.
Dibbs: No, summer is when I get to write more and do nothing all day.
Vegeta: I rather train.
Goku: We know…we know.
Vegeta: WHEN WERE YOU HERE, KAKAROT?
Goku: Since now.
Dibbs: Well Goku, So far we know that Vegeta has an adoptive son named Dano. He is an exact replica of Vegeta, the way he acts. He is in Highschool with Gohan. The whole Point of this story is Dano kicks highschool's butt and most of all, GOHAN TORTURE.
Vegeta: Saiya-jins rule.
Goku: Why Gohan Torture?
Dibbs: For Gohan torture Fans.
Goku: oh. And For the disclaimer: Dibbs does not own DBZ. But he does own Dano.
Vegeta: Whatever
P.E.
"Okay, Group 1 will go first," Yamcha stated.
"Obviously," Marker whispered to the class, causing the student body to snicker. Dano snorted. It wasn't funny at all. Teens. They laugh at the stupidest things.
"Ha, ha, very funny you guys," Yamcha said. 'Oy, teenagers. I thought this going to be easy. With Vegeta's son here, all I have is bad luck.'
Gohan and Videl stepped onto the platform. The ring looked exactly like the one in the Tenkaichi Boudokai, except smaller.
"Your going down, Gohan!" Videl yelled across the ring. He gulped. Not because he was afraid that she would beat him up. No, the strongest warrior in the universe, afraid? It was that she might find out one of his secrets, as well as the class. He would have to suppress his power, but not too low because she is likely to be the strongest woman on earth, excluding #18.
'Today I'm going to find out your secrets.' Videl thought. This was her chance to discover how strong he was. Somehow she didn't believe he was the scrawny, weak nerdboy everyone knew and ridiculed.
"LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!"
Videl rushed in for an uppercut, but Gohan noticed this, and easily dodged the attack.
Videl was shocked. No one had anyone missed her attack, never! She was even more shocked that he dodged it with ease, and for Nerdboy Gohan!
'I need to speed it up a bit. I'm slacking. I must have going real slow for Gohan to miss that,' she kept on thinking that to herself, as she backed up. Gohan stood in silence, in a fighting stance.
'What are they doing, those bakas! They're just standing there!' You guessed it, Dano thought. Dano's thirst for pain and destruction, like any pure saiyan had, was making him impatient.
Both just stood there. Very quietly. No fighting, nothing. Just silence.
Dano had enough. The only thing that would that would quench his thirst was fighting destruction or damage. But Dano knew better than to show his anger. So he did it through telepathy to our favorite demi-saiyan.
: What are you doing Baka? Attack the Oaf's Daughter: Dano said in telepathy.
:I don't want to hurt her, understand? She's just a human.:
: I understand. You don't wanna hurt your mate, huh:
Gohan had just invented a new shade of red that moment.
D-D-Dano! She is n-not my m-m-mate!" Shouted Gohan frantically.
'Sure Gohan, Sure.' Dano smirked to himself. He loved doing this.
From the other corner of the ring, Videl had heard this; so she started thinking, deep in her thoughts.
'What Gohan mean? What did he mean 'mate'? Did Dano say anything to Gohan? I didn't here a thing. Was Gohan talking about me by 'mate'?'
"Loud mouth, of course he meant you," The boy stated.
Videl leapt in surprise. She faced Dano with her uneasy but curious azure eyes.
"Did. You. Read. My. Mind?" She said, slowly and nervously, but so dangerously calm, it scared the son of Vegeta.
Dano nodded.
Videl's eyes bulged 10 times bigger than normal.
"WHAT THE H-"
Videl backed up. She had forgotten about the fight, the match, and most importantly the ring. She crashed to the grassy floor, of course, out of the ring.
"Videl is out of the ring! Due to a and expected accident…" Yamcha said, turning his head and glaring down at Dano.
Dano shrugged. He walked over to the dark corner of the school, not too far from the ring. Until he fights, he would watch from there.
'These teens are pathetic. I despise them all. The first 5 minutes of me they make me feel like a 3rd class low-life scum, though earth teens call them nerds. They don't give me a chance, I will destroy them all!' Dano smirked as he thought of this. Destroying them would be easy, and fun. He frowned. The downside was, he would get in trouble with his mother and Chi-Chi. But worst of all, THE FRYING PAN OFDEATH AND DOOM.
That stupid frying pan.
For the first time he came here, fear overwhelmed him. The Frying Pan of Doom could probably take down the mightiest warriors of the universe, and they did because the Saiyans on earth were the mightiest. It could demolish entire kingdoms in less than an hour. Dano decided it was best to kill that thought and to watch the match.
"MARKER VERSES STAPLER!"
The teens fought. Stapler won. East as that.
"NEXT UP SHARPENER VS. DANO!"
Dano came out of the corner and stepped onto the platform. As Sharpener stepped on, Yamcha said, "Don't get yourself killed."
"Ya right, beating Nerdboy Jr. would be a cinch," he humph-ed.
"Don't count on it," Gohan muttered.
"What did you say, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Nothing Videl," Gohan said.
"Start the match Scarface!" Dano growled. And really, he dies nothing but growl snort smirk or humph all day.
"S-s-sure. START THE MATCH!"
"Okay Nerdboy, I'm not going soft on you. Prepare to lose!"
"Whatever," Dano said as he cracked his knuckles.
Sharpener was the first to attack. Hw aimed his punch toward Dano's gut, but he quickly dodged. Then Dano leapt and simply flicked him away like he was just a mere fly. That sent him flying across the ring, and out of it. Unfortunate Sharpener got knocked unconscious.
The whole class gasped-excluding Gohan- at Dano's easy feat. They were also shocked that he wasn't even touched by Sharpener, the one who was trained be the great Hercule!
"SHARPENER IS OUT! DANO'S THE WINNER!"
Dano smirked and stepped out of the ring. "That's what he got for messing with the Saiyan Prince. I despise you all. And if you speak, I'll make sure that you'll never breathe again-for the rest of your life!"
Everyone sweatdropped. For a genius he could be…well…so dense.
Erasa and Angela were next. The match lasted seven minutes, and Erasa won. Whoever knew that Angela and Erasa knew martial arts?
"BBBRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG!" That was the last bell of the day.
"Alright, we'll continue next time."
Everyone nodded and headed home. Videl left in here copter, and Gohan followed Dano.
Gohan's life was bad already because: he had to baby sit Goten Trunks and Dano. They were the DEMONIC TRIO.
That sucked, and he knew he had to do it anyway.
"Why are you following me?" Dano asked.
"Uhhh…"Gohan was thinking of a reasonable excuse, instead of that he was lost in thought.
"I…um, thought I dropped a ball…around here, but…I found it in my bag…" he turned and headed the other direction.
Dano sighed. "GOHAN! YOUR SUCK AT LYING, KNOW THAT?" Dano yelled.
Gohan stopped to say, "YEP!"
Dano rolled his eyes and powered up to Super.
He sighed once more.
Tomorrow's another day…
...))))))))))
Dibbs: That's all, Folks!
Goku: Hey! you sound like Porky Pig!
Dibbs: um...yah...
Vegeta: Whatever, Kakarot.
Dibbs: Bye all!
Goku: mmm... Pork...
