Absolute Lover

Rated: M for saftey

Pairings: 1x3

Summary: Heero is hopeless on getting a boyfriend. But when a guy gives him a CD rom and takes him to a site of which is a lovers catalog that you can pick your lover! Based on a short story found in June/July's magazine Shojo Beat!

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/Sigh…not again…no mail and no luck…/thought the moping Heero Yuy who is looking at his E-mail for any reply of love letters that he sent out.

ding

/hmm…ah! Finally a reply…/ Heero read through the note and then dissappointedly thought/ what luck! It appears that he already has a girlfriend and said he hates homos…and let's not forget that if I ever send him or even look at him he will beat the living shit our of me…/ pfft /like he even can! I am the captain of the basketball team and karate…well second to none by Chang Wufei my best friend/

Heero rolled over and got up. Then went to his closet and grabbed his school jacket from the hanger. Then ran down the hall of his tiny one-bedroom apartment and grabbed his watch and a piece of toast that he made earlier.

/God…17 and waiting for the perfect boy…I'll never get one here…most of the guys here have homophobia. I can't just walk up to a guy I like and tell him how I feel if you want to end up like the last kid who have…/

"Hey! He-chan." / hmm…Maxwell…sigh great just what I need another problem/

" Oh He-bunny-pu WAIT for me…Whassamader? Why are you running away from me?"

Heero ran down the street as if his ass was lit on fire then crash….

"oh…He-Bun that musta hurted…heh he he maybe I should go…?" Duo said inching away from the bit pissed off Heero.

"Hn…But stay stalker so I can be the sht out of you." Heero said casually and got up from the ground.

"ohh…But it's been soo long in since we walked together…Meanie!" Duo said offensively then stuck his toung out…then looked over to Heero which he rolled his sleeve up. Duo then picture a mentle sign over his head which said "Your Deadmeat!"

Then ran towards the school building.

/Hmm…why did he ran like that…all I did was roll up my sleeves because I was getting hot…but it least got rid of Duo…what an ass/ Heero nodded his head and sat down into his seat.

Afterwards/ After school:

Heero I walking in the park to go home when a cell phone beeped…

piku pikupiku pi…kuu

/piku…/ Heero picked up the phone when a silky voice appeared.

"Hello! Thank Heavens! I wouldn't have done if I lost this! So…um…thank you for picking this up…So to thank you properly…please come here-"

/huh? Where are you? This is an public place too…but why an icecream parlor…Ah he must be it…/

Heero walked over to the man and asked, "Is this your cell phone?

The man took the phone out of heero's hand and opened it, then smiled. He had nice blue eyes just as the sea and platinum blond hair…and very tall.

"Sit please ahem whould you like something from the menu?" The man said as he ordered his food to the waitress.

"My name is Zechs. And I really need that phone for my job…" Zechs said, then waited for Heero to ask.

"Job…?" Heero asked which is what Zechs perdicted…

"Yes…I am into sales.For your reward why don't you bu your girlfriend something?" Zechs asked as Heero got up and said, "girlfriend? I am not into girls thank-you very much!"

"Oho ho ho…can't get a guy? Well here at Millenium Haven you can even get a guy here but it have to remain a ABSOLUTE secret, okay?" Zech said too getting up and gave Heero a card.

Heero sat at the computer staring at the screen debating whether or not he should down lad the card and see whats there…but hey why not!

TBC….piku