Disclaimer: I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh or Yami. Yami Yugi, that is...

SIDE NOTE: Hello all!! Welcome, my wonderful audience!! Okay, I know there are exactly 1,672 people out there in that audience. Now, out of that 1,672; how many out there have a Yami? *sees show of hands* Mm- hmm, mm- hmm, I see; and how many have a Yami of the opposite sex? *sees no hands* None? Really? Okay, then; tell me, how many have TWO Yamis? *sees one or two hands* Okay, okay; well, try THIS. How many have two Yamis, one a boy and one a girl? *sees no hands* I didn't think so. Well, people, take a look at what I have for you today...

Dragario: Sh, Sariah's trying to sleep, sis!

Dragaria: SH!!!!

Dragario: SSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Sariah: SHUT UP!!!

Dragario: *O.O* Sorry.

Dragaria: *O.O* Sorry.

Sariah: *sighs* I can't believe I wanted a Yami... just my luck; they bug me to death!!!!! *sighs* It makes me think about how much I can't live without them...

(FLASHBACK)

Sariah: *watching Yu- Gi- Oh, intently, taking notes* Uh- huh... yeah... and... uh- huh... yes!!!!! *show ends; facefaults* Awwww!!!!! *sighs and walks to kitchen* I love Yu- Gi- Oh. I love my wonderful little Jou- Jou... AND YAMI IS SO BLASTED COOL!!!!! Shoot... watching it isn't enough for me at all. Yugi is SOOOO lucky!!! I WANNA YAMI!!!!!!

Dragario: *pops up out of nowhere* Hi there, how ya doin'?

Sariah: Fine, just fine... *O.o* Who're you, and how did you get into my kitchen?

Dragario: I'm Dragario, and you are?

Sariah: Uh- huh... I'm Sariah. Say, since you popped up out of nowhere, would you happen to know where I could find myself a Yami?

Dragario: A Yami? What a coincidence! I'm a Yami!

Sariah: But I need a Yami that isn't, uh... the opposite sex.

Dragario: Aw, don't be such a spoilsport! Having a Yami of the opposite sex is really cool! You'll be an individual! The only one with one!!

Sariah: Hmmm...

Dragaria: *pops up out of nowhere* Hiya! Someone looking for a Yami?

Sariah: Uh... *looks at Dragario*

Dragario: Position filled!

Dragaria: By YOU?! Yeah right! You're the opposite sex!

Sariah: Um, actually, I thought that would be fun. But now I'm having second thoughts...

Dragaria: HA! She likes having me as a Yami better!!!!!!

Sariah: Uh... HEY! I've got it!!!!!! Can I have TWO Yamis?

Dragaria: *looks through large manual* Gee, I don't see anything in here that says you can't...

Dragario: She needs a Millennium Item, of course...

Sariah: Can you just make up one?

Dragaria: DUH, GIRL!!! That's how ALL the people with Yamis get their Millennium Items! They make 'em up!!!

Dragario: So, what'll it be? I can conjure up one in a flash.

Sariah: Okay... um... how about one that can let me control a type of monster that I want, when I want!!!!!

Dragario: *looks through manual* Um... as long as it isn't in a duel, yes. But, of course, you need the type of monster. What'll it be?

Sariah: *without hesitation* DRAGONS!!!!

Dragaria: SCORE!!!!

Dragario: *looks surprised* It's like she read our minds!!!

Sariah: You like dragons?

Dragario: LIKE?! Have you checked out our official Yami names? We LOVE them!!!!

Sariah: Dragons are the COOLEST type of Duel Monster there is!!!!

Dragaria: You read our minds!!! Totally!!!! Okay, so what's this dragon- controller gonna be called?

Sariah: Um... *pauses; thinks* Hmmm... gee, I don't... OH!!!! How about the Millennium Whip!!!!!

Dragario: The Millennium Whip it is!! *claps hands together and forms golden whip in hands* Here you are. Your Millennium Whip!!!

Sariah: *snatches whip* Yippee!!!!!!! MY VERY OWN MILLENNIUM ITEM!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Dragaria: Now all you have to do is sign our contracts. They'll be sent to the Shadow Realm for recording, and you'll have yourself two new Yamis!!!!

Sariah: Yay!!! Gimme those contracts!!! *snatches contracts and signs*

Dragario: Oh, and you must also sign your Millennium Item contract; to register for your Millennium Item insurance; power charge, so you won't have to pay its power- bill; and mental insurance. This is to ensure that you do not lose your mind because of the overwhelming power of this Item. A certain Marik Ishtar forgot to sign his mental insurance, and he went crazy. Poor man... he thinks he can become the pharaoh n the twenty- first century. *sighs*

Sariah: *snatches contract and signs* Yippee!!!!! *watches eagerly as contracts are sent to the Shadow Realm*

Dragaria: There!!! Now you have two new Yamis!!!

Sariah: *cheers and bounces, ignoring Yamis*

Dragario: Well, sis, we're both Yamis now. I always told you I'd get to be one first.

Dragaria: What are you talking about, bro? She signed my contract first!!!!

Dragario: No, she signed mine first!!!! And besides, I made the deal with her first, so nyah!!!!

Dragaria: Nah- ah!!!! I WAS FIRST!!!!!

Dragario: NO, I WAS!!!!!!

(END FLASHBACK)

Sariah: *sighs* And to this day, they STILL argue... a lot.

Dragario: I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!!!! SARIAH IS TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!

Dragaria: SHUT UP, BRO!!!! YOU'LL WAKE HER UP!!!!!

Sariah: I'M ALREADY AWAKE, NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!

Dragario: But she...

Sariah: DRAGARIA, STOP HOGGING THE COVERS!!!!

Dragaria: But he...

Sariah: DRAGARIO, STOP STEALING HER PILLOW!!!!!! NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

Dragario: Yes ma'am.

Dragario: Yes ma'am.

Sariah: *sighs* Like I said, I can't live without them. Even if they DO drive me nuts... I love my Yamis.

Dragario+Dragaria: WE LOVE YOU TOO, SARIAH!!!!!

Sariah: Good- night...

Dragario+Dragaria: Good- night!

SIDE NOTE: Well, there we go. I have TWO Yamis. They drive me bonkers, but I love them anyway, and they love me. Brother and sister, my Yamis... ah, and you people with just ONE Yami think you've got it bad!!!!! Oh, by the way, in case you're wondering, their names are pronounced "DRAG- AIR- EE- UH (Dragaria) and "DRAG- AIR- EE- OH" (Dragario). I wanna talk to you people with Yamis later on, so I hope you review!!!!!