Something Fishy

Summary

This story follows mainly about the eccentric adventures of Itachi and Kisame. While heading on a mission, they find a strange (And for you horror fans out there, familiar) young girl. Also, the most jaw dropping, most astounding, most incredible, unimaginable event ever to occur in history: Kisame gets a girlfriend. W00t!

KisamexOC ItachixNo-one (Because he's not that type), faint ShikamaruxTemari and KimimaroxTayuya

(Also contains side stories, such as 'what's up with the tails beasts', and 'why Kyuubi got so pissed')

Rating: Pg-13, Because I can.

Warnings

MAJOR CROSSOVERS you have been warned. And Extreme Ooc (Kisame isn't THAT big of an idiot) Well… not TOO extreme. Some girl crushing on Gaara and a short Uchiha bashin' Oh, and the story starts in a scene that has almost nothing to do with the main plot.

Disclaimer; (I keep forgetting) I do not own Naruto, or any other things related to characters in my stories, so yeah.


A in a void of shadows a lone man sat, pondering, watching the world from his perch in the spirit world. His beard was grey and long, in his hands he held a staff, he was reading a tome, a tome of ancient angelic language.

He looked up; a new presence had entered the void. The air in the empty space seemed to freeze, an icy cool wind ripped throughout the void.

"Hey old man!" A cool, female voice called arrogantly. The source of the voice was unknown, although it seemed to be coming from the ice wind itself. "I have a proposition for you!"

The elder looked up. "Oh… Celsius… what brings you here, oh quintessence of ice…?" he talked at his own slow pace, half in a wheeze.

"The rules are, every century or so, we can take a new host right?" The ice demanded.

"Well… yes, but-"

"Good, because I found the perfect body and I will be taking it shortly."

"Celsius …"

"Oh, but the body is sort of dead right now, so I'll need you to contact Big Brother for me, okay? Okay."

The temperature of the void returned to normal as the ice presence left, the old man huffed. "I hate it when they do that…" he then turned back to his tome, and continued reading.

KOHONA VILLAGE, 3:17 AM

Naruto stirred in his apartment, suddenly gripping at the covers as a swift chill came over him. He gave the traditional, waking up gasp that usually escaped sleepers' lips in the morn.

"N-nani? When did I open the window…?" He looked at the open window groggily.

He saw a figure silhouetted in the window frame, and instantly became alert. Shinobi skills taking over, he grabbed a kunai and turned fast enough to see his 'stalker' make a break for it. Naruto quickly jumped through his window, rolling to his feet on the grass, and began pursuit the stranger. He chased the intruder throughout the alleyways of Konoha, seemingly headed towards the main square. The stranger was fast, but he(?) seemed to be holding back so Naruto wouldn't loose sight of him. Naruto was yelling loudly, trying to get the stranger to stop.

"If that's you Sasuke, I'll swear I'll kick your ass for sneaking into my house!"

The stranger abruptly stopped. He turned to Naruto, so he could see his face.

Naruto blinked twice, squinted slightly, and then gave a shriek of horror/utter confusion. "You… You're the guy from the Country of Waves, Haku!"

'Haku' smirked, giving Naruto a look he had only seen on Sakura when she was in a spat with Ino and was winning.

"As if." Haku sneered. Naruto looked on in increasing confusion as Haku looked him up and down.

"Hm… you seem strong, what say you, we spar?"

"Spar? What's that?"

Haku's smirk only increased. "Ah, strong and dumb, you guys are always the fun kind"

Brat, this guy means business, and his aura is- Kyuubi snarled the message to him, in a warning that came too late.

"Aisu seppun no jitsu(1)" Haku crooned at he blew Naruto a kiss.

Naruto felt a freezing chill wash over him. Kyuubi cursed.

And all was still.


Okay, so this chapter was short and has little to do with anything but, whatever.

In case you fudge brains haven't figured it out by now, Celsuis, an ice spirit(From Tales of Symphonia)has taken Haku's body, so yeah, whatever. I don't know how exactly she got there, but I just treat it as if it's the same world, but different continents.

(1)This means (Or I hope it means) Ice Kiss Technique