Disclaimer: I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh, but I do own my absolutely ridiculous Yamis.

SIDE NOTE: Hello, audience!!!!! I'm baaaa- aaaaack!!!!!! *audience screams in horror* Okay... fine. DON'T appreciate me!!!!! At least my... *eyes Yamis* Um, well, never mind. Well, thanks to my reviewers and on to the fic!!!!

Sariah: Darn, stupid, bakayaro computer... won't let me find the fic... *gives up* DRAGARIA!!!!!!!!

Dragaria: *enters room* Yes?

Sariah: Did you do something to the computer again?

Dragaria: No. Why?

Sariah: It won't let me find something!!!

Dragaria: Oh, you mean that fic about Joey?

Sariah: Dragaria, that's like sticking someone in a room with a whole lot pears and telling them to eat the pear.

Dragaria: Which pear?

Sariah: My point exactly. Anyway, what happened to the computer?

Dragaria: You'd better ask my brother. He's been talking about some ritual for days, and he's been bringing some weird stuff into his soul room.

Sariah: What ritual???????

Dragaria: *shrugs* I dunno; some sort of worship ritu... Oh. Crap.

Sariah: *flees into soul room* DRAGARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragario: Ssssshhhhh!!!! Your shouting is disturbing the peaceful vibes of my Tea- chan.

Sariah: I'm not the one who's disturbing; trust me on that one. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE COMPUTER?????????

Dragario: I took some parts that were necessary for my ritual.

Sariah: I hate you. You'd better gimme back those parts, NOW!!!!!

Dragario: What for?

Sariah: Because, the longer the computer stays frozen, the longer I have to wait to read a fic about my Jou- Jou.

Dragario: *snorts* Jou- Jou. What is he, a monkey?

Sariah: *growls* Grrrrr, Dragario...

Dragario: I'm just asking...

Sariah: *growls; pulls up Dragario by the collar* STOP TALKING, DON'T INSULT MY JOU- JOU, AND GIMME THOSE PARTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragario: Meep!!!!! *ducks under bed* I will not give you the parts!!!

Sariah: *grins evilly; picks up Tea- plushie* Oh no? Well, if you don't, your precious little TEA- CHAN gets it!!!!

Dragario: No!!!! I beg of you!!! Spare her!!!!!! *sobs*

Sariah: GIMME THE PARTS!!!!!

Dragario: Alright; but put her down first!!!!!! *gives Sariah parts anyway*

Sariah: *tosses Tea- plushie over shoulder as she walks out of the soul room* That was easy. Now... *sits at computer* I must find the fic. *puts parts back* There. Now to... WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHADDYOU MEAN NO MATCHES FOUND?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! *starts to sob* JOU- JOU!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Dragaria: Psst, bro, it worked. She's out cold.

Dragario: Good. *comes out of soul room* Now we can go eat pizza. Coming?

Dragaria: Yep! Let me grab my Yami- plush. *grabs Yami- plushie* Okay, let's go.

Both: *exit room*

SIDE NOTE: That was the most terrible, most embarrassing, most exhausting moment of my entire life. So, obviously, I had to share it with all of you. What? You didn't think this happened??? This, only a story?? Yeah, sure. Well, most of it's true. Anywho, I was really looking for a certain fic. I don't remember the title, and I don't remember the author. I don't remember the genre, either; nor do I remember the rating. But I remember that Joey turned into a girl in that fic, AND that Kaiba knew it was him in the girl form, AND that Mokuba got turned into a girl, too; AND Kaiba also said he had a thing for Joey. I think Shadi was the one who turned them into girls... well, anyway; maybe you could help me, 'cause I have been looking everywhere for that story, and I still haven't found it!!!! Grrrr!!!!! It's so frustrating. Well, later peoples!!!!!