Something Fishy
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, ToS, Or Samara, so there!I said it.
Summary
This story follows mainly about the eccentric adventures of Itachi and Kisame. While heading on a mission, they find a strange (And for you horror fans out there, familiar) young girl. Also, the most jaw dropping, most astounding, most incredible, unimaginable event ever to occur in history: Kisame gets a girlfriend. W00t!
KisamexOC ItachixNo-one (Because he's not that type), faint ShikamaruxTemari and KimimaroxTayuya
(Also contains side stories, such as 'what's up with the tails beasts', and 'why Kyuubi got so pissed')
Rating: Pg-13, Because I can.
Warnings
MAJOR CROSSOVERS you have been warned. And Extreme Ooc (Kisame isn't THAT big of an idiot) Well… not TOO extreme. Some girl crushing on Gaara and a short Uchiha bashin'. Chapter two up! Unfortunatly, you'll have to wait till next chapter so see Kisame's girlfriend. Sorry.
"Kisame. What was our mission?" Through the vast forests that covered the expanse of land in the Nin countries, the two Akatuski members were headed towards the Land of Those who Hide in mist.
"Uh… well… we have to… have to… um…" Kisame seemed to be wracking his brain out to answer this.
"We gotta, assassinate…"
"Who?" Itachi asked dryly.
"The head of something…"
"The head of Economy."
"Oh yeah!" Kisame 'suddenly remembered'. "That guy!"
"And?" Itachi prodded firmly.
Kisame looked puzzled. "Uh…"
"We have to assassinate the head of Economy and destroy the National Funds building." Itachi was sick of Kisame's answers and decided to give him the mission already.
"Oh yeah. Why did you ask? Did you forget the mission?" Kisame asked, his head tilted slightly to the side.
"No." Itachi stated flatly. "I was making sure you didn't."
"Riiiiiiight…." Fishman replied with a smirk.
He quickly snapped his mouth shut when Itachi gave him a withering glare.
Itachi looked down at his hands as the two terrorist members continued to lope about in the forest He extended two fingers and a jolt of electrical chakra jumped between them. Kisame swatted at Itachi's hand angrily.
"Stop it!" Fishman put a hand over his prickling nose. "It makes my brain tingle."
Kisame, like everyone else in the Hasame clan, was gifted with an extraordinary sensory of electromagnetic waves.Said waves come from just about any living thing, and Kisame could 'hear' something as delicate as the waves that occur when one's heartbeat. Of course, they also can come from sources of chakara and electricity.
This ability can have many advantages, such as finding your enemy in heavy mist or shadows, and telling if your enemy is truly dead, or just feinting… It also had its disadvantages, such as if Kakashi were to use Lightning Edge around him… yeouch. Or if Itachi were to use his own senses to subtly torture him.
Itachi continued to toy with Kisame in this manner, when ever Fishman tried to stop him he'd just gracefully dodge out of his range. Inwardly he smirked, but on the outside he was incapable of any expression. Due to the new Akatuski rules Itachi couldn't physically harm his partner, but seeing him this uncomfortable was satisfying his sadistic cravings
"Stop it Itachi. You-" Kisame suddenly put his weight on a dead tree branch, which snapped, and fell crashing to the ground.
Itachi looked around at the clearing they had just reached. Correction; looked like a clearing… All the trees were dead. Not only were the branches bare, but there were no signs of leaves on the ground either… there wasn't even grass, only the pale moist earth.
"Mmmmm" Kisame stretched out a bit on the ground. "The air here is gooood."
That's right… Itachi thought, Kisame needs to keep his gills moist. The air is thick here.
Itachi looked around again, taking a second observation of the area. "Let's go,if we fail the mission-"
Kisame cut Itachi off. "Sh! Shhhh… I'm sensing something. Someone." Kisame turned to the only other thing in the clearing besides the two S-ranked criminals. A well. A well with a stone slab over it. "I'm going to go check it out." Kisame struggled to his feet, slipping slightly in the moist earth, and went over to the well.
Something in the dead forest caught Itachi's gaze. Something slender and white was moving along the trees. The movements were graceful; he identified it as a deer of some sort. Activating the Sharingan he looked on further. A… skeleton… it was the skeleton of a deer then… But he thought he just saw the bones move… The stag snorted at him, its breath caught in the water of the air, making a small cloud. Itcouldn't bean illusion… The sharigan would have seen through it… then what-?
"Itachi! There's someone in here!"
KONOHA 7:00 AM
In Fair Konoha, Sakura stood waiting at the spot she usually met Kakashi for their missions, but today, no-one, not even Naruto, waited for her.
"Nani…? Why is Naruto late? Kakashi, that's the norm, but Naruto, even?"
"Sakura-Chan!" Lee was running towards her, followed by Kiba and Akamaru. For the first time Sakura had seen, Lee looked worried. So did Kiba. "We found Naruto."
"Follow us!" Kiba called. Lee took Sakura's hand and led her toward Konoha square.
"Be prepared for what you might see. He got into a fight, so things are kind of bad…" Lee warned, squeezing her hand tighter.
Kiba looked back at them. "Yeah, he's sort of-"
He was abruptly cut of by Sakura's horrified shriek when she saw what had become of Naruto.
"-A Narutosicle"
Naruto had been frozen solid. He was basically a Naruto shaped hunk of ice. He, among other nins around him were just, frozen. Tsunade-sama and her medical squad assured everyone they'd be okay, that it was merely a restraining technique, but everyone panicked anyway. Except Shikamaru, of course. And the Sand Trio. The just weren't the 'panic' type. But Sakura was hysterical.
"Whathappenedwhodidithowdidtheywherearetheywilltheybealright?" Questions flew out of her mouth a hundred miles an hour.
"Sakura, Sakura, calm down. They're going to be okay, whew…" Kakashi replied gently. Copy Ninja was… um… defrosting Naruto.
Shikamaru folded his arms across his chest in annoyance. "This is so troublesome. A month or so after the Uchiha incident and now this."
"It appears Konoha will never have peace."
Temari leaned against him slightly. "At least this means I'll be seeing a bit more of you soon."
"Hai. So troublesome."
"YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Naruto gave a loud yell as he was finally freed of the ice.
"Oh. Sorry, Naruto, I think I burned you a bit." Kakashi hastily apologized.
Naruto continued yelping and making all of his lovely 'Naruto-y' sounds while clutching his singed backside for a few more moments. After satisfying the need to show everyone he was in discomfort, He narrowed his eyes and looked around.
"Where's that mist kid?"
Kakashi looked puzzled, "Who?"
"The mist kid, Haku, who was with Zabuza. That kid. He snuck into my room, so I chased him, and then he wanted me to 'spar' with him. What does that mean anyway? And then it got really cold and…" He looked around at the other frozen Konoha residents with wide eyes. "Oh…"
Kakashi's usually calm was broken by surprise. "Him? Are you sure? But that kid is dead, he died a long while back."
Tsunade-sama cleared her throat. "Let's not forget our enemies and their abilities."
"Orochimaru." Shikamaru spoke the name on everyone's mind.
Heh, This one was a bit longer. Fear not, Gaara/Itachi fans, I have no intention of hooking them up with anyone. Because they aren't the type. Har Har. Peace, may Origin, Fate, and Chance watch over and protect you all!
