Disclaimer: Sariah: I do not own Yu- Gi-Oh. I only own my Yamis.

Dragaria: You do NOT own us!

Dragario: Yeah!

Sariah: Alright, fine, I don't own them either! Yeesh!

SIDE NOTE: Um...erm...well...I dunno what to say. But this chapter will disturb me...um...read on.

Dragaria: ((is humming happily and tossing things out of her room)) Chu, Chu, I love Chu!! ((FYI, I don't own YYH either))

Sariah: ((enters the room)) Dragaria...why are you tossing out all your Yami stuff? You love Yami!

Dragaria: Not anymore!! Now I love ((sighs happily)) Chu!! ((cuddles a Chu plushie))

Sariah: O.O Come again??

Dragaria: I love Chu!!

Sariah: O.O Give me a minute, willya? ((leaves the room and starts gagging trying not to throw up))

Dragario: ((enters)) What's with Sariah-chan?

Dragaria: ((shrugs)) I dunno.

Dragario: ((looks around Dragaria's room)) Why are you tossing out all your Yami stuff?

Dragaria: To make room for my Chu stuff, of course!

Dragario: ((blinks)) Chu? Who's he?

Dragaria: The really cute drunk guy with the purple Mohawk from Yu Yu Hakusho!

Dragario: O.o ??????? !!!!!!!!!! THAT CHU??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragaria: Why is everybody so repulsed by that? ((pouts)) You're going to hurt Chuchu-sama's feelings!

Dragario: I'll, uh...just join Sariah-chan... ((proceeds to gag trying not to throw up))

Sariah: ((reenters)) You're not seriously in LOVE with him, are you??

Dragaria: Yup!!

Sariah: Eurgh...that's just wrong! What's the matter with you?????!!!! ((shakes Dragaria violently)) What have you done with Dragaria??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FEMALE YAMI?????????

Dragaria: Oh, please!! Don't go there, seriously. I love Chu, and that's that! So all the Yami stuff has got to go. ((tosses out more Yami stuff))

Dragario: ((reenters and pats Sariah on the shoulder)) Don't feel bad, Sariah. I haven't given up on Téa-chan.

Sariah: That's the problem. I wish you would. Dragaria...I never cared...but WHY did she have to convert to CHU????? WHY????

Dragario: Well...if I ever convert...it'll be to Tohru ((FYI I don't own Furuba either)).

Sariah: That's even worse!!

Dragario: Um...Keiko?

Sariah: You just can't like anybody cool, can you?

Dragario: Well, you think Genkai's cool, so how bout Genkai?

Sariah: Dude, she's OLD. Yes, she's cool, and yes, I do think she's pretty for her age, but DUDE, really, she's OLD.

Dragario: Sariah, you're forgetting how old I am.

Sariah: Oh...yeah, I guess that's true...I still think it's wrong.

Dragario: Why?

Sariah: Cuz now that makes YOU too old for HER.

Dragario: Okay, fine then. If I ever convert, I'll stick to my original plan of Tohru Honda!! ((walks off, humming to himself))

Dragaria: ((still tossing out Yami stuff))

Sariah: What did I do to deserve this???