Something Fishy
Summary
This story follows mainly about the eccentric adventures of Itachi and Kisame. While heading on a mission, they find a strange (And for you horror fans out there, familiar) young girl. Also, the most jaw dropping, most astounding, most incredible, unimaginable event ever to occur in history: Kisame gets a girlfriend. W00t!
KisamexOC ItachixNo-one (Because he's not that type), faint ShikamaruxTemari and KimimaroxTayuya
(Also contains side stories, such as 'what's up with the tails beasts', and 'why Kyuubi got so pissed')
Rating: Pg-13, Because I can.
Warnings
MAJOR CROSSOVERS you have been warned. And Extreme Ooc (Kisame isn't THAT big of an idiot) Well… not TOO extreme. Some girl crushing on Gaara and a short Uchiha bashin'
Sorry If this chapter seems a litlle bit rushed, I felt like it, m'kay? I was in a hurry.
As the masked shinobi charged at the two, Kisame realized several things.
1. This kid looked like the kid who followed that kid Zabuza around. Which were way too many kids for him to think about too long.
2. This kid did not seem to recognize that they were Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigake Kisame, the two dangerous Akatsuki Criminals. The two dangerous Akatsuki Criminals. Itachi and Kisame.
3. This kid was pretty fast.
Kisame jerked out of the way to avoid a roundhouse kick aimed at his head. He felt a cold chill brush against his face as he avoided the blow. The moisture on his cheek froze. He gasped vocally, and jumped back to perk on a branch a few meters back.
"So the kid does Taijutsu…" Kisame wiped the frost off his face. He jumped back a few paces to avoid several ice spines erupting from the ground. There were aquifers underground in this area, perfect for water jutsus, Kisame made a mental note of that.
Itachi watched the shinobi hunter intently. Their opponent's movements became clear to him. He rushed down to meet him. Needle against kunai rang out, birds left their perches, flapping wildly and screeching to get to safety.
Itachi found his hand shaking slightly, both fighters had put much force into the blow. The hunter-nin smirked. "Not bad." The hunter-nin had a very feminine voice. Itachi's eyes widened, veins digging into his scarlet irises. The coma-like shapes spread and merged into one shape. He had activated the Mangekyou Sharingan. His opponent's free arm shifted. Itachi drew back to avoid the blow he had seen coming. Cold air followed the blow, however, and ice stiffened his limbs. He guided hot chakara through his limbs and broke free. This troublesome movement cost him time and left him open. His skilled opponent took advantage of it long enough to strike him twice with his fists in the torso before he was fended off by Kisame.
Their opponent drew back and started making seals.
Kisame and Itachi followed suit.
"Wind technique; Cyclone!" Their enemy finished first, conjuring winds blades that started whirling about them, mowing down the trees in the surrounding area.
Itachi followed up with his strike, "Katon Goukakyuu No Jutsu" Orbs of black flame struck the wind blades to counter them. They dispersed, however, to the more powerful jutsu…
"Water technique; Ice tornado!" The hunter-nin combined a water technique with a wind jutsu…
Ice shards and wind blades were closing in on the two Akatsuki members. Itachi now knew this was a pretty unfortunate situation. This shinobi was combining his bloodline limit with advanced jutsu… He tried to focus on his opponent, but his vision became blurry, his balance irregular. Darn it, He thought angrily, why now of all times for my vision to blank out again…His vision dwindled down until he could only see blurry shapes. He shook his head trying to clear his sight, and deactivated the Mangekyou.
"Suiton Suiryuudan no Jutsu" He heard Kisame bellow. The ground broke open to make way for a water force, snarling and roaring in the shape of a great dragon.
The dragon forced its way through the barrier around them, freezing solid as it did so. "Oh, SNAP!" Their opponent leapt out of the way of the huge dragon shaped hunk of ice slammed into the spot where he had been a second ago.
Kisame turned around wildly. The water dragon bullet still had not stopped the jutsu. But something else was… Kisame noticed all the water in the aquifers below them were gone. Kisame locked eyes with Itachi nervously. Itachi was blinking trying to regain his vision, unaware of the massive wall of water headed at the three fighters. Kisame, even though it was likely Itachi would kill him for this later, wrapped an arm around his partner's waist and leapt away from the torrent of water that slammed into their opponent. Kisame heard their opponent's shouts of distress be swallowed up by water, and then silence as the water flow around them slowed to a trickle.
Kisame listened around intently for a heartbeat or chakara reading or, hell, anything. But around them the forest was empty, empty of even the stranger who had used the water jutsu… He, being the Fishman he was, was lost in this thought, until he was given a very rude awakening.
"Put. Me. Down. Now." Oh yeah… Kisame thought, he was still holding Itachi in a rather awkward position wasn't he?
He lay his partner down on the ground, Kisame looked a bit embarrassed, his gills shifting around a bit. "You doing alright, Itachi?"
His partner retched and vomited. Of course, Itachi being Itachi, he had to do it gracefully too. Kisame was getting sick of him doing stuff like that.
"… I guess not."
Itachi coughed twice and wiped his mouth. "Where is he?"
"I don't know. But there was something very familiar about her." Kisame said, stroking is chin, as if he were to have a beard he would stroke that.
"Her…? Kisame, he was a boy." Itachi looked at him, as if Kisame was the dumbest… well, Fishman he had ever met. Which, most likely, he was.
"Well everything about her reeked of feminine-osity." Of course, as a technicality, that was true with Itachi as well, but Kisame dare not say that out loud, lest he die a slow and painful death, most likely involving the Dart (1). "And I sorta kinda maybe thinking I've met her before." Kisame blinked and looked around. He gave a noise that quite resembled Naruto when he was surprised, "My HAT! My straw Akatsuki member HAT! It's gone!" It must have been washed away in the water jutsu…
"Too bad. We're going to finish this mission. Let's get going."
Kisame grumbled. He always takes his time finding his uniform…
AT THE NATIONAL FUNDS BUILDING, 5:30 PM
"We're under attack!"
"HURRY! Defend the Head of Economy!"
"Call the mist ANBU!"
"Dear lord, it's Kis---AGH!"
Kisame cut down another mindless imbecile that had gotten in his way. Itachi skidded around the corner towards him. The mission was going exactly as planned. Of course, this was as one would expect from Itachi the prodigy.
"The Head of Economy no longer breathes." Itachi told him, emotionlessly.
Kisame war whooped "Whoo-hoo! Another Mission, complete."
Itachi punched him lightly, knocking him out of his cheer. "Not yet, dumbass. We still have to"
"Total the building, yeah, I know, but can't you just blow it up?" Itachi shrugged.
"Using a jutsu outside would be best." Itachi broke open a window, leaping out, dramatically, of course. Kisame shrugged and followed him outside.
The National Funds building was engulfed in a multitude of black flames. Itachi and Kisame watched on in silence.
"These he is! The banished Shinobi, Kisame!"
The two Akatsuki turned to see that they were surrounded by Mist ANBUs. Kisame swallowed, "Um… Itachi… Do you have enough chakara to take them?"
Itachi said nothing, but one could tell he was spent from the battle with Celsius and the mission. There were about fifteen ANBU's and two weakened Akatsukis armed with kunais. Needless to say, the outcome of this battle was grim.
His hands and legs were bound by special locks. As long as the one who locked it lives or wills it, the locks would stay locked. Itachi knew this, and he knew his only chance was the Mangekyou, which was currently out of the question. He had been cocky, and that had led to his downfall. He cussed inwardly; this could only end in death…
Some person with a sea green blue cloak covering their body came in and dragged Kisame to another room.
That was bad; Kisame would be the first to crack, if interrogated.
Kisame blinked a few times, adjusting to the bright light. He looked around; he was in a small room, empty of just about anything. Execept him, and his captor, his captor with the lovely sea green cloak.
"Water?" His female captor offered politely, "Your gills must be a bit dry."
He nodded, forgetting where he was, "Sure… Wait! Not if it has truth serum in it!"
The woman slowly lowered her hood, and Kisame's eyes widened as he was graced with the sight of her face…
Her skin was the most lovely color of blue, light and fair, but darker that his own. He knew from experience (1) that it had a smooth and soft texture. Her eyes were crimson, designed for underwater vision. There were lovely scaly ridges on the sides of her head where her ears should be, and one on the top of her head. They were a sophisticated sensory system, much like Kisame's. But they were partly covered by her glossy violet hair. He could see a glimpse of her neck and of the dark markings on the left side of the lovely neck. He knew that they ran down the length of her body (1).
How did he know all this? He knew the woman, he knew her quite well. And he should, they were lovers.
"Kisame! I've missed you so!" she spread her arms open and hugged him tightly.
"Undine-Sama!" He bit back tears of utter joy.
She pressed her lips passionately to his.
Heh heh heh, I betcha you didn't see that coming! This story dives down into a place very few have ventured, Kisame's past, fu fu fu…
Anyway, More information about Undinein the next chapter soon!
Thanks NanamiYatsumaki, I know it's weird, but cool, ya know?
Sae Konoto, You really made my day, YOU ROCK!
(1) Kisame's a bit of a pervert, huh?
