Shenron-puppy: Yoha peoples, sorry if this is a little different, but I FINALLY get to write a chapter, MAHAHA! Anyways, theres not a Dagger in sight, and I get to write this chapter, WEE! Anyway again, MAHAHA!

Dagger-kitty: Shenron-puppy, just get on with it, and your starting to scare me, did you forget to take your medication?

Shenron-puppy: NOOOOOOOOO! Daggers back!

Dagger-Kitty: -.-; whats that supposed to mean!

Shenron-puppy: I mean, its so nice to have Dagger here with me, its a pleasure and a great honor that I don't...need...have...deserve...want...

Dagger-kitty: what was that last one!

Shenron-puppy: tant, ya tant, its, uh, hebrew, ya, thats it, its hebrew! It means appretiate!

Dagger-kitty: Ok then.

Shenron-puppy: Oh ya, and the disclaimer is I don't own a damn thing, but Dagger does, she owns me, and sometimes, I get very scared of that factor...

Dagger-kitty: Thats a good thing Shenron.

Shenron-puppy: .: mutters under breathe :. sure it is...

Dagger-kitty: what was that!

Shenron-puppy: Uh, ON WITH THE FIC! .: runs to computer as fast as possible :.


Chapter 4

John awoke, his head was pounding and his back was aching. He could tell he was not in the bar anymore.

"Uggggg..." he moaned. He heard footsteps moving towards him and, rather than face the world, he rolled over.

"He's awake!" the owner of the voice called, which sounded alot like Shenron's the footsteps went away again, only to be replaced by anothers. He opened his eyes slowly, finding a red wall.

"Were the hell am I?" He asked no one in particular.

"Kia's place. We didn't want to drag you up the stairs." a voice replied. John immidiately recognized the owner of the voice.

"Dagger?"

"Well no fucking duh." she said sarcastically.

"Fuck you." John told her, not exactly in the mood for sarcasm.

"I've had better offers." she informed him. John heard her walk back out of the room, only to hear her return moments later. He turned his head and saw she had a glass of water in one hand and and a bottle of Tylenol in the other. "Take these, they'll make the little men behind your eyes go away."

She handed him two of the pills and the glass of water, and he took them gratefully. Five minutes later his dead didn't hurt anymore, and he was felling much better. Ah! The wonders of pain killers. He walked out of the room and ended up in what he figured was supposed to be the living room, but all that was there were two cusion chairs and red walls. It fits that a thing that drinks red blood would be obsessed with the color red, John thought laughing on the inside. He also noticed that the psychotic demon wasn't there, and he silently thanked god. Unfortunately, the demon walked in right when he thought it, and he took it back, and cursed god instead.

As he was cursing this god, he got a great idea. He'd needed to talk to Dagger last night, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to Midnights place. He walked up to Shenron and pulled her aside.

"I need to talk to Dagger tonight, but she doesn't trust me enough to even let me talk to her in an alleyway full of dead halflings."

Shenron waited for him to say more, even though she really wasn't paying much attention. "So?"

"So, convience her that it's all right to come over to my place..." he stopped and thought about that for a second. That might not be a good idea, Chaz is supposed to come over. John thought. "Actually, have her meet me at Papa Midnights place at midnight." He looked to see if Shenron was convinced, she didn't look the part. "I swear, I won't try anything."

"Fine." Shenron said defeatedly, sighing as she walked toward the kitchen. She pushed Dagger into a kitchen chair, and leaned against the table, her hair falling losely over her shoulders, Dagger pulled her hair out of her eyes. "John wants you to go to Papa Midnights to "talk." He promised me that if he tried anything, you can hit him."

Dagger grinned slowly. "Okay, tell me what time, I'll be there, as long as it isn't too soon, I have stuff to do."

Shenron's jaw dropped. "You're givin in that easily!"

"Think of this: he doesn't keep his word. Now, I'm in a bar, with a whole assortment of weapons at my disposal." It was Shenron's turn to grin. Shenron walked back into the living room, still grinning. John saw her, and knew that he was making a mistake.

"She'll be there l'homme humain diabolique, but I suggest to you that you get drunk, it's whats best for you." Shenron said slapping John on the back. He was about to ask Shenron what homme diabolique ment and what language it was, but thought better of it. He walked away from the weird, psychotic bitch and the vamp, over to the door. Dagger was standing by the door, a tequila in her hand.

"Be at Midnight's by midnight," John said looking her straight in the eyes. "And thank you."

Dagger looked away, "I'll, uh, I'll be there." Dagger walked back into the kitchen, and John walked out the door.

"What did you call him, Shenron?" Kia asked, interested.

"Thats not really important, the important thing is that Dagger gave in." Shenron said, avoiding the subject. "She claims its just so she can hurt him, but you know the real reason, right?"

"She wants to hear him out."

-Twelve hours later-

John was just about to give up on Dagger, he was sitting on a stool in Papa's place, and it was 12:35 at night, with no sign of Dagger. In a sudden burst of energy the door slammed open and Dagger waltzed in, and walked over to John. She sat on the empty stool next to him.

"Sorry I'm late, I had things to do." Dagger explained.

"Whiskey?" John asked.

"Sure," she said. John called the tender and got Dagger a drink. She took a swig and thank god, and strangly Constantine, for alcohol. "So, now that I've had alcohol, and the pissy half-demons outside have left, you wanted to talk?"

"Yes. I-"

"Wait, if this is about gushing over how much you love me, I think I'll pass."

"I don't 'gush' as you put it."

"Right," Dagger sounded unconvinced. She grabbed the bottle and tipped her head back, the bottle glued to her mouth. After a while, she slammed the empty bottle onto the table. She started to feel wossy all of a sudden, and started running for the alley door, John following behind. She slammed the door in his face. John grinned and shook his head.

He opened the door to find that it was raining. Dagger was standing in the rain, sobering herself. She finally walked back into Papa's place, soaked to the bone. She walked to the back rooms, knowing the place like her own apartment. John was following behind like a little stray. SHe got into one of the rooms and opened one of the dressers, getting an outfit out of it. It looked slutty, but it was dry, she wasn't complaining, much.

-At John's apartment-

The door to John's apartment slammed open, a vampire and a dog demon standing in the door way. The dog demon was pure white, with dog ears and that had black tips to match. She also had claws where her finger nails should have been, and paws instead of feet. Her hair was green with silver streaks. They walked into the apartment, the demon wringing out her hair.

"Damn it to fucking hell!" Shenron yelled turning to Kia. "I swear, if I ever find the one who made the rule that I change in water, I am going to kill them."

Chaz had walked up to the door while Shenron was talking, and stopped. He peeked around the corner and found the two demons in John's apartment. He drew out the gun that was in his pocket, and stared at the two demons, waiting for the right time.

"Why? Why did it have to be me?" Shenron yelled, shaking out the water.

"Cause I'm always in demon mode, what are you complaining about?" Kai said, dripping wet, and not really paying attention to that factor.

"You can pass yourslef as human when its raining, I can only do that when its not raining or I'm not wet!" Shenron yelled at her, walking over to John's bedroom.

"Damn." Chaz said. Shenron and Kia stopped in there tracks and they turned to the door. Chaz realized what he had done, and covered his mouth with his left hand, the gun in the other. SHenron looked to Kia quickly then back to the door.

"Who's there?" Shenron yelled at the door. Chaz quickly jumped into the doorway, and shot Shenron square in the head, causing her to fall to the floor, blood pouring out her wound. He grinnind, pointing the gun at the other demon. Kia put her hands in the air, and started backing away, almost tripping over Shenron. Kia put on a scared little smile, then disappeared. Chaz looked around, searching for the disappeared demon, but couldn't see her anywhere, so he walked over to his kill instead. He looked down at the demon, about to put his gun away, when he saw that the blood that used to be there had vanished.

He pointed the gun at the demon, ready to fight it, but all it did, was sigh and roll over.

-Dagger's apartment-

Kia ran into the door, and slammed it shut. Dagger was pacing back and forth in her living room, pissed. Kia walked toward her, then looked back to the door, fearing it might come open. She walked up to Dagger and tapped her shoulder.

"Um, Dagger-" Kia was interupted.

"I can't BELIEVE him! I mean, just because he thinks he loves me, he thinks he has the right!" Dagger fumed at Kia.

"What are you talking about," Kia asked, confused and forgetting about Shenron.

"HE KISSED ME! THE BASTARD KISSED ME!" Dagger fumed throwing her arms wide, then crossing them in front of her chest, pacing again.

"Um, who, exactly, are we talking about?" Kia asked confusedly

"The infamous John Constantine." Dagger said disgustedly. Kia burst out laughing, so what did Dagger do, she kicked Kia out of her apartment. Kia shook her head, still laughing alittle, and walked to her apartment.

-Some dark basement-

Shenron woke up, finding a very dark, and damp, and smelly, basement.

"EEEEEeeewwwww!" Shenron said. She tried to cover her nose, but her hands were tied behind her back with steel chains that were charmed so a demon couldn't break them. "Hey, it might not smell to whoever is down here, but I am part dog, and I could really use an air freshener ...anyone?"

"Shut up demon." a voice shouted. A light came on and Chaz was sitting in a chair a few feet from Shenron. He was staring straight into her eyes, anger in them.

"You know, you should go to Fiji. The women might be canibles, but man, you can really relax there on the beaches. I went there once, really got rid of the tension right between my shoulder blades. You couldn't imagine how tense I was just by taking souls down to hell. But I did have some good-" Chaz put his hand over her mouth, shutting her up.

"You talk to much, but I could use that to my advantage." Chaz thought out loud. "I will ask you any question I want, and your going to answer."

"Fine, its not like I'm going anywhere anyway," Shenron sighed.

"Alright, why were you in John's apartment?"

"Simple, I knew that Dagger was going to hurt John tonight, and Dagger's feelings were going to get wounded, so I went to his apartment to get the age old medicine, Alcohol."

"Who is Dagger?"

"Just a HUMAN girl that your mentor has the hots for."

"What?" Chaz started laughing, but he regained his seriousness after remembering that he was dealing with a demon. He cleared his throat. "Next question, how did you get in?"

"Lock pick master of the underworld at your service mesime'. There isn't a lock in this world that I can't pick."

"Nice to know."

"Sorry to interupt this exciting game of twenty fuckin questions, but may I ask a question to my not so humble or polite host?"

"You just did."

"Fine, can I ask two more questions?"

"Whatever."

"Are you a psychic?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Okay, thats all I need for now. Please continue this very interesting game of twenty boring ass fucking questions."

"Next question, what are you?" Chaz asked, finally changing his look from anger to confusion.

"That is the stupidest question I have ever been made to answer!" Shenron yelled. "Well, let me think, huh, I have dog ears on my head, a tail growing out of my ass, paws for feet, claws on my hands, oh, and my skin is an abonormal fucking shade. I am pretty sure I am a dog demon, and you call me a halfy, I am going to kill you were you sta...sit. I am pure, I am full, I am the elite of all the demons on this earth, I am a full fledged demon, you L'espèce d'âne bâtard essuye Américain humain!"

"You don't have to be so pissed, it was just a question."

"YOU KIDNAP ME AND YOU THINK THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE PISSED! WHAT FUCKIN WORLD DID YOU COME FROM!" She yelled then spat in his face.

"YOU BITCH!" (a/n-the definition for bitch is a pregnant female dog, just thought you might want to know)

"Well, except for me being pregnant, thats pretty accurate." She said calmly.

"ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC! YOU WERE JUST ANGRY! WHAT THE HELL!"

"I'm a demon, I stay mad long...well lets just say a few seconds more and you would have been deprived. And to the psychotic question, I will answer the same way, I'm a demon, it comes with the package." Shenron said, grinning alittle.

"Your a perv, you know that?"

"More or less." Shenron said, shrugging and still grinning.

"How old are you?"

"Um, hold on..." Shenron looked up at the ceiling, thinking. "I'd say, somewhere between...5000, and 7000."

"WHAT!"

"You know, they come after 4000 and 6000, there numbers waaaaaaaaay up there."

"I know what they are, its just that, why aren't you dead yet?"

"Never met someone who could tame me enough to kill me, or smart enough, or strong enough."

"And how old was the other one you were with?"

"I'm guessing...900, maybe 1000."

"What has John gotten into now?"

"Deep shit Chaz, deep shit that won't let go." Chaz looked up at the demon, she looked sentimental. He had this weird urge to let her go. He tried to look away, but found that he couldn't.

"How do you know my name?"

"Demons have powers Chaz, don't think that I am any different."

"What are you doing to me?" Chaz asked trying to gain control of himself, and failing miserably. He found himself relaxing, found that the anger and confusion was being lifted, he felt incredible.

"There, now doesn't that feel better, little Chaz." Shenron's voice was calming, soothing, soft. Chaz felt it come across his skin, like silk rubbing gentle across his neck.

"Damn." Chaz's voice came out weak, and struggled. He felt so relaxed, and comforted, it was like he was drunk, without the after effect.

"15."

"What?" Chaz said, not really listen, just focusing on her eyes.

"You asked me 15 questions, so, you want the other five, or do you know who I am?" Shenron asked, her voice brushing across his face with a smooth silk-like feeling.

"Your...your cerberus." Chaz said, staring at her with renewed interest.

"You are good, for a young psychic. I wouldn't have been able to hold on to John, if he really wanted to fight back. It seems as though you might even become even strong than that pompass âne Constantine."


Shenron-puppy: See Dagger, I told you I would get it done today. :P

Dagger-kitty: I don't care Shenron, you made fun of me. -.- DIE!

Shenron-puppy: Uh...Uh...I shall fight you with the power of the powerade! MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dagger-kitty: So, I have Gaterade.

Shenron-puppy: It seems that we are evenly matched! UNGARD!

.: fighting comences against Dagger with a Gaterade and Shenron with a powerade :.

Shenron-puppy: .: appears in front of screen with the powerade :. The powerade will kill the androids.