Shenron-puppy: Yoha peoples, and welcome to Chapter 5...5...5...5...5
Dagger-kitty: Shenron, why are you so psychotic?
Shenron-Puppy: Your just as psychotic. EEeeeHHHHhhhh!
Dagger-kitty: Whats with the EEeeeHHHHhhhh?
Shenron-puppy: Weren't we in the middle of fighting the last chapter?
Dagger-kitty: Ya, and I was kicking your ass!
Shenron-puppy: No, I was kicking your ass!
Dagger-kitty: Ok! Lets stop arguing and get to the freakin fic!
Shenron-puppy: What about the disclaimer?
Dagger-kitty: We don't own a damn thing, there, now can we get on with this?
Shenron-puppy: .: sticks tongue out :. Fine, dupid little mofo, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter 5
There was a knock on Dagger's door for the first time in a long time. She was starting think that she didn't have a door for people to knock on. She was sitting on the couch in her living room drinking when the knocking started, she didn't get up, she just yelled at the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's the arrogant fuck." John's voice exclaimed softly, and muffled coming throught the door. She got up and leaned against the door.
"What do you want?"
"I think Shenron might be torturing Chaz, he never came to my house, and he won't pick up his phone." John yelled from the other side of the door.
"That sounds like Shenron, but where would they be?" Dagger asked.
"I don't know, thats why I need you help," John sounded agravated. "You know Shenron's...favorite places to torture people."
"And what makes you so sure I do?" Dagger asked intrigued.
"You're her friend...I think," John said confusedly. Dagger opened the door a smidge.
"You went back on your promise, you know that right?"
"You can hit me however many times you want, but that doesn't change the fact that I need your help."
"Fine," she gave in, opening the door wide enough to get out.
"Thank you," John said, noding his head slightly. They started walking down the stairs, John stopping at Kia's apartment, but Dagger grabbed his arm and dragged him away from it.
"It's the morning, Kia will be asleep, she would kill me if I let you wake her up," Dagger said dragging him outside into the sun.
-John's apartment building-
John and Dagger walked into the apartment building, walking by the basement door.
"FUCK NO, HELL NO, AND ALL THE SHIT IN BETWEEN! I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!" Shenron's voice rang out through the apartment. Dagger opened the door, and looked down the stairs. Shenron was trying to go against the wall, but she was tied to a chair. Chaz was sitting in a chair a few feet from her.
"Kinky," Dagger said, grinning alittle and raising one eyebrow.
"What have you two been doing?" John asked, grinning leacherously.
"YOU TWO HAVE THE SICKEST MINDS!" Shenron yelled at them from the chair. "He wanted me to summon an angel, and that ain't going to happen."
"That's still kinky," Dagger teased, walking up to Shenron's chair. "I know your secrets Shenron. Don't make me use them against you."
"Just untie me." Shenron said, looking away from Dagger and staring at the far wall. Dagger untied Shenron, but slowly, as to try to get her angrier. Once Shenron was untied she walked over to the wall she had been staring at, and grabbed something. Instantly, a little messenger demon appeared in her hand.
"Hey, Shenron, baby! How are you doin? You look pleasently evil today, you know that?" the demon said, sweating alittle.
"Cut the crap Osadious, what do you want?"
"The devil has a message for you. A private meesage," the demon said peaking around Shenron and looking at the three humans.
"Then whisper it to me." Shenron said harshly.The demon cupped his hands over his mouth and started whispering so no one other than Shenron could hear.
"The boss says to tell you to keep your guard up for the next few days, almost all of the demons are getting loose, and they are coming here first for some psychics. Thats all I can tell you, but I can say this, some of the halfy's know somethings coming. If you want more information about this, I suggest going to them." the demon said, being as precise as he could. "And the boss also wanted me to ask you if you would give him the pleasure of going back down for a visit."
"Tell your boss that the information will be used wisely, and that I am going to have to decline the oh, so wonderful offer." Shenron told Osadious.
Osadious shrugged and disappeared in a fire ball. Shenron turned to the three humans standing behind her. Chaz was the only one wide eyed."That...was...AWSOME! I Didn't know a demon could do that."
"You are a newbie, aren't you?" Shenron asked him walking up to the three psychics. "I have a job for you Mr. Constantine."
"Really, what do I get to do, kill a revenge demon, destry a vampire, or maybe a dog demon?" John asked intrigued.
"You get to kill both of them, and more." Shenron started grinning an evil grin.
-three days later-
A demon ran into the alleyway, looking behind it as it ran. He was an ungly vengence demon, and it seemed as if something was chasing him. He ran down the alley and almost got to the open street when he was hit in the back of his head by a bullet. The bullet expanded and almost took of his entire head. John ran down the alley, seeing the demon without a head. He got to the demon and looked around, finding Dagger still aiming the gun at the demon. She put it away and jumped off the three story building, onto the ground just beside John.
"I thought Shenron said this would be difficult," Dagger said, looking down at the demon.
"I did," Shenron said walking in on the other side of the alley, Kia following closely behind her. Kia was frowning a deep frown, Osadious was in her hand. "The demon that we have killed thus far are just the beginning. There are 10 demons to go, some of them aren't here yet, but we should destroy them quickly."
"These demons are easy, I thought there would at least be one that would be a challenge." Dagger enthusiastically said.
"You should learn to hold your tongue until your elders are done talking DAGGER!" Shenron yelled at her. "As I was saying, we should destroy them quickly, because they are almost as strong as the devil himself."
"So, where are they? Lets just kill them now." Chaz said walking out of the door to the building that Dagger had jumped from.
"Well, if it isn't Chaz the demon kidnapper." Shenron aid crossing her arms and giving Chaz a dirty look. "Tell him to leave, John!"
"Leave Chaz."
"No."
"Fine."
"WHAT!" Shenron yelled, looking very offended. "Fine, have it you way. I'm not helping."
"Whatever, do what you want. None of us are argueing with you." John said waving the psychotic demon away. Shenron stomped off in a rage, muttering something in French.
"John, I congradulate you in destrying the world." Dagger said, starting to walk away.
"What do you mean? I just got rid of the most annoying demon I've ever met."
"First off, she and Kia are the only real demons you have ever met, second I admit she is annoying, but she is also a very good person to be around when your in a bad mood. And third, Shenron is the only one who knows where these demons are."
"So, we can find out all on our own, we don't need Shenron." John said, looking proud.
"Wrong again John," this time Kia joined the conversation. "Demons talk to demon, especially one that will let them into her pants. She is a pretty damn good negotiater, if she can't bribe them, then she hurts them untill they do."
"But your a demon, can't you do all that?"
"Sorry, but vamps aren't liked much by other demons. I torture them, and they don't talk, and I give vamps an even worse name." Kia said, waving her arms for emphasis. "I will get killed for that."
"Plus, Kia will deny this, Shenron is the strongest demon on Earth at this time, without her, were screwed."Dagger harshly said. "Unless John, you turn into a demon really quickly, I suggest we go get Shenron."
"Wonderful," John sighed, rubbing his head, getting rid of the inevitible migrane. "How, exactly do we trace a more than 5000 year old demon, who doesn't want to be found?"
"We go to her house." Dagger shrugged and started walking.
"Cerberus has a house! That must be one huge dog house!" Chaz said excitedly, following behind.
-Shenron's place-
John's jaw dropped at the site of the house, Dagger looked at it with no real interest, and Kia was surprised, but she didn't show it.
"Well, I was right about it being big." Chaz said, staring at the house in bewilderment. The house was huge, with four stories, and the yard in front was at least two miles wide, and who knew how far back it went. A fence went around the entire estate, and a three headed dog emblim was on the front gate. Dagger punched in a code on the key code pad, and the gate swung open. Dagger was in the lead, Kia following shortly behind, John following a few feet behind, and Chaz was googling at the site, walking at his own pace.
Dagger walked up to the huge houses front door and rung the doorbell. A man in his maybe early fifties came to the door.
"May I help you?" the man asked.
"Ya, is Shenron home?" Kia asked, showing fang.
"Why yes she is. Come on in, I shall inform her that she has guests." the man bowed to them and showed them to a huge living room, with a giant screen tv, four leather couches, and six leather cush chairs. I t also housed a playstation 2, X box, and a Game cube. To the right of the tv, stood a bookcase to the ceiling, full of games.
"How can Shenron be this rich?" John asked staring around the house.
"When you know the devil, things tend to get easier for you." Shenrons voice came from right behind John. John jumped and turned, finding there host behind him. "You seem alittle jumpy Mr. Constantine."
"A guy could get used to this," Chaz said relaxing in a chair.
"Well its too bad for you that you don't live here then, do you?" Shenron said grinning an evil grin. "Demon kidnapper."
"I'm sorry, can we let it go?" Chaz asked alittle mad that Shenron was spoiling the moment.
"No, I'm afraid not." Shenron said and walked out of the room. She reappeared in the doorway. "You guys coming or what?"
The room was a shade of dark blue, with black carpeting, and a bar in the corner. There were at least twenty chairs in the room. This rrom was even bigger than the living, times two. Everyones jaw dropped except for Shenrons when they got into the room.Shenron walked right over to the bar, and got herself a bottle of rum. She took a swig, looked over at John, Chaz, Dagger, and Kia, and shrugged. "Do you want anything?"
"Knowing the devil can't get you all of this." Dagger said walking over to the bar, that she just know noticed was pure jade.
"Your right, but owning the worlds largest soy bean company can." Shenron said taking a seat and drinking half the bottle. "You know its not illeagal to sit."
"It should be in a place like this."Chaz said going over to the bar, about to grab a bottle of rum. He grabbed the bottle and was about to take a drink when Kia took it from him, shaking her head with an angry look on her face.
"Alright, fun and games are over, time to show you why I actually got you guys to come here." Shenron said, putting both of her legs over the left arm of the chair and lounging against the other.
"What do you mean you got us here? We're the ones that need your help." Dagger said, a little confused.
"I needed you all here, so I did a little thing called reverse psychology. You do know what that means, don't you John?" Shenron mocked, taking another swig of rum. John started fuming.
"Why did you need us here?" Kia asked.
"Because," Shenron said, getting a bit annoyed. "I need you here to show you how to get to the first demon."
Shenron pushed a button that had appeared on the chair, and a screen came down from the ceiling. She pushed another on, and a human looking demon came onto the screen. It was bald, and had no face, just skin.
"What is that?" Dagger asked, looking at the ugly thing.
"This is our first target, a fear demon that goes by the name of Clers." Shenron said, looking at the demon. "He is living in a cave on my property, thats why I needed you here."
"Then lets go kick his ass. I don't know why we're just sitting here like idiots." Datter said, starting to walk out of the room.
"Clers doesn't like company, you sure you want to?" Shenron said, getting up out of the chair.
"I'm sure."
Shenron-puppy: For some reason I feel short.
Dagger-kitty: YOU FEEL SHORT! I'M SMALLER THAN YOU ARE!
Shenron-puppy: Its not my fault that one of my friends is a whole foot taller than I am!
Dagger-kitty: So, your point?
Shenron-puppy: I FEEL SHORT!
Dagger-kitty: I GIVE UP! Just R&R please!
Shenron-puppy: I bet androids don't feel short.
