(A/N: Yey Turtle's updating agaiiin. I'm getting in the habit of writing on the weekends. xD)

The Legend of Cojiro:

Meet the Poultry

"Zelda, you're home!" Impa called. She came into the room. "Did you get the eggs?"

"No, but I got a chicken." I replied.

Impa started to hyperventilate.

"Yooou...didn't...get...eggsssss?"

"There's no eggs left in Hyrule. But the goddesses of poultry will help me get Cojiro to lay eggs, if they're good for anything."

"They'd better."

"It should lay eggs over night," said Link. "...Unless it's a male."

"I'll have to ask the goddesses about that." I said.

Impa sighed. "Well, just in case, you'd better stay here tonight, Link. We might need your help."

Link looked as if Christmas had come early.

I looked horrified.

"You're going to let HIM stay HERE? OVERNIGHT?"

"Why not?" Impa looked rather confused.

"Well, he could easily sneak into my room while I'm sleeping, and-"

"Sneak in? Why would he need to sneak in? That's where he's sleeping!"

"WHAT?" Link and I yelled.

"Well, we don't have any vacant rooms. We're not running a hotel, you know. And no one here even knows him, besides you and me. And um...I'm older than you!"

I sighed. "Well. Fine." I turned to Link. "But you're sleeping on the floor. And if you try ANYTHING, I'll, um...never go out with you again!"

"Oh!" exclaimed Impa. "You're worried about THAT? That's not a problem! He'll be tied up, of course."

"Oh. Okay." I said.

Link stared. "Tied...up?"

"It's only for one night, Link."

It was hard for Impa to get Link to cooperate, but eventually he gave in and allowed her to tie him up. She put him in an extremely comfortable sleeping bag, so it shouldn't have been too bad. He still struggled a lot, and tried to get up, when we were told to go to sleep. But Impa tied him up really well.

I couldn't sleep for quite a while that night. I wasn't afraid of Link, I knew it was totally safe. I just...couldn't stop looking at him. His gorgeous blue eyes, and his messy blond hair were just too much for me. I started to wish he wasn't tied up...

No! Don't think that! I told myself. If I fell in love with Link, how could I marry Josh Hartnett!

But then I realized I already was.

Sure, Josh Hartnett was gorgeous, and rich, and wonderful. But he was just a...celebrity. I didn't have a chance with him. Besides, Link was...even more wonderful! I stared at him. He was! He had saved me so many times. He was like that guy in fairy tales. My knight in shining armor! That's what Link was!

"Zelda?"

I jumped. He was still awake.

"Yes, my love?" I replied.

"Huh." he said. "I guess I did fall asleep. I don't recall doing so."

"No." I whispered, and jumped off my bed. "I love you, Link." I bent down and kissed him.

"Wow. This is by far the best dream I've ever had."

"Want it to get even better?"

"Yes?"

I untied him.

...Well, enough about that. Let's skip to the morning, shall we?

The next morning, we were in the kitchen drinking coffee.

"You wouldn't BELIEVE the dream I had, Zelda. It was even better than that one where you killed Ruto after she forced me to marry her and made out with me at my wedding!" Link said.

"Oh?" I replied, sounding completely nonchalant. "What happened in this dream?"

"Well, you told me you loved me, and kissed me. Then you untied those roped Impa tied me up with, and you pushed me onto your bed, jumped on top of me and started making out with me, and then-"

I stood up.

"Oh crap." he said. "I-I-It was just a dream. I didn't-"

He stood up and started backing away.

"Link, it wasn't a dream." I said. I ran over to him and pushed him against the wall. "It was much, much more."

Link said nothing.

"I realized it all last night," I said dreamily. "I always have loved you. I don't need to deny it any longer. You, Link, are the man I will one day marry."

Just as I was about to kiss him, Impa walked in.

"Hey, kids," she said, and poured herself a glass of orange juice. "Sleep well?"

I looked at her, then at Link, then back to her.

"Very well, thanks for asking!" I smiled sweetly.

"Aren't I still sleeping?" asked Link.

I slapped him across the face. "Did you feel that?"

"Yes."

"Then you aren't asleep."

He stared at me. "...YES!" he yelled, and did a happy dance.

"Zelda, your boyfriend's an idiot." Impa said. Then she added casually, "So, when are your chicken gods coming?"

"B-Boyfriend?"

"Well, when two people who are madly in love with each other spend a night in the same room, they tend to admit their feelings for one another." She paused, then added, "I know this from personal experience. In fact, its only a matter of time now before I'm walking down the isle as your maid of honor at your wedding."

I stared at her. "What do you mean, you know this from personal experience!"

"Rauru had me take over in guarding the sacred realm while he was off buying food one night." she said. "I mean, if Link here hadn't sent Ganandorf into the Sacred Realm-"

I cut her off. "Forget I asked. Anyways, I'm not sure when-"

The doorbell rang.

"Coming!" called Impa.

In a few minutes, she came back, alone. "Here they are! I'm glad they decided to come in person instead of talking to you telepathically!" said Impa.

"...What?" I looked confused.

"Hold on." said Chickenlings voice. I blinked.

In about five seconds, three figures appeared.

"Sorry, we had to come invisible, to avoid...well, never mind that." said Chickenling. She was tall, with long, blonde hair, pulled into a tight bun with hair chopsticks, and was wearing a long, emerald green robe.

Ducklet stood next to her. She was slightly shorter, with short pink hair. She looked a little less impressive, wearing a blue bathrobe with pictures of rubber ducks on it. "Hey, Zelda." she had said.

Turkelina was hiding behind them until she saw Link. "Hi, Link!" she ran over to him. "We met once, at that Rolling Gorons concert, remember?"

He laughed. "Oh yeah, I remember you! You got totally wasted and started coming up to people and offering to-" he looked over at me. "Well, it's nice to see you again!"

Turkelina was by far the most crazy-looking. She was a lot shorter than Ducklet, and also had long blonde hair, but it had highlights of pretty much every color in the rainbow. She was wearing a rainbow tank top and purple bellbottoms, and a long black coat with lots of rips and holes in it.

"It's nice to finally meet you three in person!" I said sweetly.

"You too, Zelda!" Turkelina said, keeping her gaze on Link. "So, Link, what have you been doing lately?"

Right then, I wanted to kill her.

"Zelda." Link said.

"What?"

"Oh, no, I was answering her question."

It took me a moment to register what he meant by that. "...HE WAS...HE WAS DREAMING! I MEAN, I'M IN LOVE WITH JOSH HARTNETT, SO-"

"Oh, good." said Turkelina. "So you're available, Link?"

Link raised an eyebrow. "Uh-"

"NO HE'S NOT HE'S MINE STAY AWAY FROM HIM WHORE!" I wrapped my arms around Link's neck and pulled him away from her.

She sighed. "Well, can someone hook me up with that one castle guard, at least?"

Chickenling took over the conversation. "Are you ready to begin your adventure, Zelda?"

"Yes, I am."

"Okay, then. Here's what you do..."

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That was better than the first two chapters, I think. What do YOU think? eyes the review thingie Anyways, I apologize for teh mushiness/semi-kinkiness of teh chapter. Zelda/Link isn't my favorite LoZ couple, it just seemed appropriate for this story. xD ...Yuh. Kay. Need I remind you to review?