Yu Gi Oh Amarillo

Me and Tea enter stage from either side

Tea: Friends friends friends friends friends friends X3

(Verse 1)

Me:When the day is dawning,

On a Domino Monday Morning

There's good old Yami there

With Sweet Joey who's waiting for me there

Every card I summon

Like the Giant Rat

Aint as half as powerful,

As where my Slifer's at

(Chorus)

Is this the way into Yu-Gi-Oh?

I've been playing Maha Vailo

Dreaming dreams of Yu-Gi-Oh

And sweet Joey, he waits for me

Show me the way into Yu-Gi-Oh

To Dartz's palace we shall go

To save Yugi from Oreichalkos

And sweet Yami, he's helping me

Tea: Friends friends friends friends friends friends X3

Me:And Joey, he waits for me

(Verse 2)

Me:There's a school bell ringing

Mai's car is proper blingin'

She loves Joey, yeah

And he's the guy who's coming to see her

Outside millennium items

There's a Hikari

And the Oriechalkos

Takes him away from me

(Chorus)

Is this the way into Yu-Gi-Oh?

I've been playing Maha Vailo

Dreaming dreams of Yu-Gi-Oh

And sweet Joey, he waits for me

Show me the way into Yu-Gi-Oh

To Dartz's palace we shall go

To save Yugi from Oreicalkos

And sweet Yami, he's helping me

Tea:Friends friends friends friends friends friends X3

Me:And Joey, he waits for me

Tea:Friends friends friends friends friends friends X3

Me:And Joey, he waits for me

(Sing till fades)

I exit the stage, leaving Tea alone on stage

Tea:Erm… friends, friends friends

Yugi:Grabs dual desert eagles Die evil friendship girl bwaha cough bwahaha

Tea:That's not very friendly is it?

Joey:Grabs sub machine gun We said die evil friendship girl. You are a stalker we never even made friends with you in the first place. Everyone grab a weapon to maul Tea with!

Bakura:Opens up pasting table covered in weapons Buy your weapons the lowest prices but guaranteed to banish Tea to the shadow realm or destroy her, use your imagination any way is good though. Hold on there is enough to go around.

Me:Returns to the stage And so after attempting to endure much pain, Tea was banished to the shadow realm while everyone mangled her corpse, what a happy ending, everyone wins. All I can say now is please review it's my first fic and I want to know if I'm any good. Now excuse me I'm going to resume destroying Tea's corpse. turns to Bakura Bakura, you had better have saved some weapons for me, I can take you out of the story easily you know. You don't want that do you. I thaught not, give me at least a high powered rocket launcher. Thank you. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!