KNIFE DOCTOR (Originally called Witch Doctor)

DAVID SEVILLE

(Ross Bagdaserian, Jr) Parody by Tina Himestein

Note: This song is a lesson for all of those Akabane Fan Girls. If you ever meet him, don't tell him so.

I told the knife doctor

I was in love with him

I told the knife doctor

I was in love with him

And then the knife doctor

He told me what to do

He said that

Ooo eee,ooo ow ow ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ow ow ting tang

Walla walla bing bang...

Ooo eee ,ooo ow ow ting tang

Walla walla ,bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ow ow ting tang

Walla walla bing bang

I told the knife doctor

He didn't love me true

The knife doctor told me that

I wasn't very nice (Slice!)

And then the knife doctor

He gave me this advice

Now my soul is still singing…

chorus...repeat x4

He sliced me in half he were a butcher

Now I can't go no further

And I'll admit I wasn't very smart

So I went out and found myself

A guy that's so much nicer

And he taught me the way to sew my heart.

My friend the knife doctor

He taught me what to do

My friend the knife doctor

He taught me what to do

I know that I'll be dead

When I say this to you

chorus...

He sliced me in half he were a butcher

Now I can't go no further

And I'll admit I wasn't very smart

So I went out and found myself

A guy that's so much nicer

And he taught me the way to sew my heart.

My friend the knife doctor

He taught me what to do

My friend the knife doctor

He taught me what to do

I know that I'll be dead

When i say this to you

chorus...