KNIFE DOCTOR (Originally called Witch Doctor)
DAVID SEVILLE
(Ross Bagdaserian, Jr) Parody by Tina Himestein
Note: This song is a lesson for all of those Akabane Fan Girls. If you ever meet him, don't tell him so.
I told the knife doctor
I was in love with him
I told the knife doctor
I was in love with him
And then the knife doctor
He told me what to do
He said that
Ooo eee,ooo ow ow ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ow ow ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ow ow ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ow ow ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
I told the knife doctor
He didn't love me true
The knife doctor told me that
I wasn't very nice (Slice!)
And then the knife doctor
He gave me this advice
Now my soul is still singing…
chorus...repeat x4
He sliced me in half he were a butcher
Now I can't go no further
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much nicer
And he taught me the way to sew my heart.
My friend the knife doctor
He taught me what to do
My friend the knife doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that I'll be dead
When I say this to you
chorus...
He sliced me in half he were a butcher
Now I can't go no further
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much nicer
And he taught me the way to sew my heart.
My friend the knife doctor
He taught me what to do
My friend the knife doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that I'll be dead
When i say this to you
chorus...
