Title:
How to shut up a dursley
Rating: G
Word
Count: 100
Characters: Snape/Harry/Dudley
Challenge: Muggles
and Magic
With a pop, Severus landed inside the Dursley's kitchen.
Dudley was gaping at Snape.
"You're...a MAGICKY person!"
Snape turned, facing Harry.
He sniffed, "The Order requests your presence, and I'm here to take you ."
Dudley was still goggling, face smothered in chocolate.
"If Daddy…finds…rubbish wands!"
But Snape wasn't listening.
"Harry, I must insist."
He nodded.
"MUMMY, THERE'S A WEIRDO--!"
Snarling, he pointed his wand.
"If I wanted to be berated by the foolishness of some muggle, I would have asked!"
There was a blast. When the smoke cleared, all that could be seen was a fat chocolate-covered guinea pig.
