A/N: Last chapter. Hopefully this has amused someone.
Fallin' In Love
By: Jade
Chapter Three: The End
After a few months of angst and internal debate, Jade decided to tell Sidney that she was pregnant. (Because of course there was no way she'd lose her perfect figure.)
"That's wonderful, honey!" he exclaimed, kissing her. That's when she started sobbing, and threw herself into his arms.
"No! I don't know if it's your baby or not. I couldn't help myself... Hawkeye and BJ were right there and you were gone! I'm so sorry! Do you forgive me?"
Sidney hugged her close, whispering words of comfort to her. Of course he forgave her. "You know I could never blame you, dear! You obviously did absolutely nothing wrong!" Clearly it was not her fault. Hawkeye and BJ on the other hand... they would pay.
As if she knew what he was thinking, which, since she was so perfect, she probably did, she said, "Don't blame Hawkeye or BJ, please! I don't want anyone getting hurt over me!" This declaration made Sidney gasp in awe and nod - she really was so selfless.
During the course of her pregnancy, Jade had many complications even though she was young and in perfect health, a normal pregnancy would be boring and no one likes boring things. It was all Sidney could do to keep from hurting BJ, Hawkeye, or even himself, because one of them had put his poor Jade-darling through this hell.
Even with all of her problems, Jade continued to stay happy, positive, and was always ready to help others. Everyone wondered how she managed to do this and just wished that they could be more like Jade. She was an inspiration, after all.
Soon, Jade was ready to have her baby. That night turned out to be very bittersweet for everyone at the 4077th because with all of her complications, Jade died tragically after delivering a beautiful little baby girl.
Everyone was depressed for months following this turn of events. No one would speak above a whisper if they spoke at all. No one joked or laughed or did anything normally. Everyday was spent in mourning of the wonderful, giving, caring, beautiful, intelligent, witty surgeon that had passed away. It was a somber period of time. All they could do was count their blessings that they had known her for as long as they had.
But, as fate would have it, Jade's child, who was named Cecilia Amber Jade Rose Quartz Crystal, Rose for short, had already started showing signs of her mother's perfection. She had sparkling sapphire eyes, glowing skin, a perfect little nose, a wonderful smile, and her body was not only in perfect proportion, but it was the exact size and shape that any perfect little three month old would be, of course. No one was too surprised because Jade had been so wonderful, it would hold that she would have wonderful offspring, obviously.
As they all took care of her, because no child such as that should be left alone or not nurtured no matter who her father was, they wondered what wonderful things she would grow up to achieve and whose life she would improve for the better.
Because, of course, there was no doubt she would be as perfect as her mother.
Perfection is genetic, after all.
End of Story
A/N: wellll...dats it! I hop3 u liEkd it!one!1 im thinkin of ritin a s3qu3l wit rose... shud i?
Reviews for Chapter Three:
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From OMGSIDNEY1: AHHH THAT WAS SOOOO GREAT! WRITE A SEQUEL U RULLEE!
From someonewhocanwrite: Ew. You never say who the father is - plot hole! Jade's too perfect and her daughter is already Mary Sue spawn. Also, Sidney is out of character.
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