Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! Get over it and stop sobbing!

SIDE NOTE: Okay! Funny little idea I wanted to test out; see how people liked it. Major Rin- ness involved, so pray for Sesshomaru's pride! ^_^ Just so ya know, if anybody tries to flame me, I WILL get cranky. Just so ya know. I don't take anything lightly. But, I don't wanna get cranky, so... yeah! ^_^ Happy!!!! Please read my lovely fic of ultimate Rin- ness!!!!

Act one: The Dress

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!!!! Guess what! Guess what!

Sesshomaru (will be 'Sess.' from now on): *looks at Rin* Yes, Rin?

Rin: I found something very prettyful for you! See? *holds up a dress* Isn't it prettyful?

Sess.: Um... yes, it's very nice, Rin. *looks it over again* Where did you get it?

Rin: Um... I can't quite remember...

Kagome: *30 miles away, getting out of a river* AH! My dress is gone! *hides in river again* Miroku, did you steal my clothes again????

Rin: *back to regular scene, of course* Well, anyway, it's not important. Try it on!

Sess.: O.O Try it on???????

Rin: Yes, please! ^_^

Sess.: Uh...

Rin: PLEASE, Lord Sesshomaru? *big, adorable chibi eyes*

Sess.: *sighs* Okay; if you want. *takes dress*

Rin: YAY! ^_^

Sess.: I'll be right back. *goes behind some bushes to change into the dress* Okay. *comes out in the lovely, dark blue dress that Kagome was wearing before. I pity him.* How do I look?

Rin: Very prettyful! ^_^ Now let's go show EVERYONE!

Sess.: WHAT???? THERE IS NO WAY I'M-

Rin: *prepares to say 'please'* Plleee-

Sess.: Okay.

Rin: YAY! ^_^ Come on, Lord Sesshomaru! *starts dragging him towards a nearby village*

Village Guy: Hey, who is that?

Village Girl: I think it's a demon! RUN!!!!!

Some Old Man: Wait! It's some guy in a dress!

Everyone: *stops and looks at Sess.*

Sess.: Um... hi?

Rin: Hi, everyone! Doesn't Lord Sesshomaru look prettyful?

Sess.: *turns bright red*

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Sess.: Grrrrr... YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR LAUGHING AT ME!!!!! *turns into huge demon- dog form and starts chasing off random people*

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru! Stop it right now!

Sess.: *transforms back into his other form; whatever you call it* Yes, Rin. *sees Rin staring at him* Rin, what are you staring at? Rin?

Rin: O.O *falls over and starts laughing* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Sess.: What? *sees dress in tatters on the ground* Woops. * turns bright red and goes to hide behind a bush* Heheheheheheheheheh...

SIDE NOTE: That's it for today's embarrassment! He really does do anything for little Rin, ne? ^_^ Well, even though it was kinda short, I hope you liked it. More embarrassment ahead!! Please review!