Disclaimer: No, I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own all the lovely and humiliating things Rin- chan does to Fluffy- sama. ^_^

SIDE NOTE: Hi, guys!! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'll just have to use my same excuse. I'm sorry. But, if you've read the note on my profile page, you'll know that I'm trying to get myself up and running again! So enjoy the torture of our favorite fluffy Lord of the Western Lands!!

Act two: Shopping

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru- sama?

Sess.: *looks at Rin* Yes, Rin?

Rin: Can we go... shopping?

Jaken: *to Sess.* NO! Master Sesshomaru, I beg of you, no! The last time we went shopping, we both got serious headaches, and I could not touch anything that looked even remotely like candy for a week; and you-

Sess.: That's enough, Jaken. If Rin wants to go shopping, we'll go shopping.

Jaken: *gets down on knees in begging fashion* Please, my Lord, I beg you to reconsider!!!!

Sess.: *glares at Jaken* Rin wants to go shopping. So we are going shopping. UNDERSTAND??????!!!!!!

Jaken: Uh... aye, m'lord...

Rin: Yay!!!!! ^_^

(At the store)

Rin: *bouncing around, looking at everything* Ooh, Lord Sesshomaru!!! I want that one! Ad that one! Ooh; and that big fluffy teddy bear!!! I want to cuddle it ALL DAY, Lord Sesshomaru!!!!! Can we buy, it PLEEEEAAAAASSSSE??????

Sess.: *looks at price tag* O.O *thinking* Five- hundred- thousand yen??????? For a friggin' TEDDY BEAR????? *to Rin* Um, well, we have something even fluffier for you to cuddle and it's entirely free!

Rin: What's that?

Sess.: It's, um... my tail! Yeah, right, my tail...

Rin: REALLY???? Thank you Lord Sesshomaru!!! ^_^

Jaken: *whispering to Sess.* How much candy did you let her HAVE, m'lord?????

Sess.: *muttering to Jaken* Oh, about fifty pounds of the stuff. Was that bad?

Jaken: Oh, Lord Sesshomaru; you spoil that human!

Rin: Come on!! More shopping!! Pretty dresses and makeup!! *skips off to the makeup section*

Saleslady: Hello. Would any of you like a free sample of our latest pink eye- shadow?

Sess.: Ooh, count me in!!

Jaken: O.o Lord Sesshomaru????

Saleslady: Ah... we have this, and we also have our new dark shade of lavender!

Naraku: I'll take the lavender!!!!!

Sess.: Naraku?????? What are YOU doing here??????

Naraku: Ah, Sesshomaru... I was... about to ask you the same question...

Rin: Come, Lord Sesshomaru!!! We have much, much more to do!!!! Wheeeeee!!!!!

Naraku: Ah... that explains it...

Sess.: *gets dragged off by Rin* Wait! I wanted my pink eye- shadow!!!

SIDE NOTE: UH... well, I'm sure EVERYONE noticed Naraku's lovely lavender eyelids. I love Naraku... of course, so far, I'm the only one out of all my friends that's really noticed Sesshomaru- sama's pretty pinkish red eyelids. Well, that's enough torture for one day. I'm still thinking about what to do with Jaken... well, he got dragged into shopping. He'll get more, I assure you. Tootles!