Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Sesshomaru-sama, or Rin-chan. I don't own Jaken either, but I don't really want to.
SIDE NOTE: I'm updating this story, eh? Hmm…haven't done that in a long time…Ya know what, I'm an annoying person when it comes to updating…if I don't feel like updating one story, I'll sit there and do nothing, or else post up a new story. By the way, I am going to post up quite a few new stories. Dontcha just hate me? Well, read on!!
Rin: ((runs up to Sesshomaru, crying)) Sess-sama, Sess-sama!!
Sess.: What is it, Rin?
Rin: Jaken is being meeeeeaaaaaan!!!! He ((sniffle)) wouldn't let me pick flowers ((sniff)) and when I tried to anyway ((sniff)) he crushed them all!!
Sess.: ((in thoughts)) WHAT?! NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY RIN-CHAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((out loud)) Jaken, come here.
Jaken: ((comes)) Yes, m'lord?
Sess.: Did you crush all of Rin's flowers?
Jaken: Of course I did! Nothing is so silly as picking a bunch of stupid flowers!!!
Sess.: I see. Rin, is picking flowers stupid to you?
Rin: ((sniff) No.
Sess.: Hmm, I see. So, care to give me a better answer for why you crushed them?
Jaken: Um…um…I'm allergic to flowers…?
Sess.: Ooh, good answer, but NOT good enough. ((kneels down by Rin)) Rin, will you go pick some flowers over there for me? ((points to some place a long ways away))
Rin: Okay!!!! ((goes to pick flowers))
Jaken: M'lord…you know I wouldn't have…I didn't mean to…um…I…I'm sorry?
Sess.: ((pulls out Tokijin and Tenseiga)) I know you are. And you're about to be even more sorry.
Jaken: ((bows over and over)) My lord, really, I couldn't be any more sorry than I already am; I had no intention of hurting Rin—
Sess.: Jaken.
Jaken: ((looks up)) Yes?
Sess.: Run.
Jaken: Oh…right. ((starts running))
Sess.: ((chases after Jaken with his swords))
(((((A few hours later)))))
Rin: ((runs up with a lot of flowers)) Sesshomaru-sama!! I'm back!! And I have lots of—hey, what happened to Jaken?
Jaken: ((is lying on the ground dead))
Sess.: Hmm? Oh, nothing. ((revives Jaken with Tenseiga)) He's very, very sorry that he crushed all your flowers.
Jaken: Yes…urk…very… ((wheeze)) sorry…
Rin: It's okay, Jaken-sama! I have lots of other flowers! I picked a special one for you, Sesshomaru-sama! ((holds up flower))
Sess.: ((takes flower)) Thank you, Rin-chan. Aren't flowers nice, Jaken?
Jaken: Yes…yes m'lord…very…nice…
SIDE NOTE: All done with this chappie…something tells me they'll all be pretty short…oh well! At least I have fun!! Plz review!!
