Disclaimer and notes: I'm trying something new, so you can differentiate what's the story and what's…not. I do not own Inuyasha or anyone in it. And today I make it my personal goal to update anything that is not a one-shot or completed. And I'm probably going to post up a couple things…yeah. Well, read on.

Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, Lord Sesshomaru!! Rin is crying, and she won't stop!!

Sess.: What? Rin is crying? ((dashes to Rin immediately)) Rin! What's wrong? Why are you crying????

Rin: ((sniffle)) I ((sniff)) had a nightmare!! ((sniffle))

Sess.: Um…okay…don't cry…it was only a dream…um…look!! ((makes a funny face)) See? Don't I look funny??

Rin: ((sniff) Not really.

Sess.: Um…hmm…okay…aha!!! ((twirls around with his fluffy)) Whee!! Twirly!! Isn't this fun-looking?

Rin: No.

Sess.: Errg…Jaken! Come here!!!

Jaken: ((runs over)) Yes, my lord?

Sess.: ((starts bashing Jaken in the head)) There! Does this make you happy? Isn't it funny?

Rin: No…

Sess.: GAAHH!! ((throws Jaken somewhere)) I know!!! I'll be back!! ((runs off to someplace and finds Inuyasha and the gang))

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru!!!! ((pulls out Tetsusaiga)) I'll kill you!!

Sess.: Come here!! ((picks up Inuyasha and carries him all the way to Rin)) Look!! Ears!! Go on!! Pet the ears!!

Rin: I don't feel like it…

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru, what the he—?

Sess.: DON'T CURSE IN FRONT OF RIN!!!!!! Okay, so this doesn't work…I'll be back!! ((carries Inuyasha back to the group and then runs off))

Kagome: What was that all about?

Inuyasha: I dunno, but I don't think I wanna run into him for a while…

Sess.: ((back with Rin)) Okay… ((pant)) I know I can ((pant)) make you happy… ((pant)) Let's see…um…boogleoogleoo?

Rin: ?????????????

Sess.: ((thinking)) Okay, now I'm just being DESPERATE. ((out loud)) Um…cuddle the fluffy…?

Rin: No…

Sess.: Arrgh!! What do you want me to do??? Dress in drag and do the hula????

Rin: ((smiles)) Hey!! That's a good idea!!

Sess.: O.O

(A FEW MINUTES LATER)

Sess.: ((is dressed in a traditional grass skirt and coconut-bra-thing))

Rin: Dance, Sesshy, dance!!

Sess.: ((sighs and starts doing the hula))

Bwahahaha!!!! I'm so evil to poor Sesshy…gawsh, that was fun. Hope you enjoyed it!! Plz review!!!