Disclaimer and notes: Okay! I do not own Inuyasha or Sesshomaru or Rin. I just own the ideas for this story, although sometimes I get help. Anyway, please enjoy!

Rin: Hmm…what strange humiliating thing can I make Lord Sesshomaru do today? I think I'll go ask people! ((goes and finds Kohaku)) Hello. What can I do to Lord Sesshomaru today?

Kohaku: ((drools and mumbles because he's all hypnotized))

Rin: …Ooookaaayyy… ((goes and finds Shippo)) Hello. What can I do to Lord Sesshomaru today?

Inuyasha: ((runs up really fast)) I know what you can do! I've got the PERFECT thing! ((whispers something in Rin's ear))

Rin: Wow! That's excellent! Thanks! ((goes and finds Sesshomaru)) Lord Sesshomaru! Lord Sesshomaru! Let's play dress-up!

Sess.: Um…I don't really…

Rin: ((puppy dog eyes))

Sess.: Okay…

Rin: Yay! Come here, Lord Sesshomaru! ((she drags Sesshomaru through a village))

Villager: Hey, pretty lady!

Rin: One.

Sess.: I'm not a woman!

Villager 2: Looking good, girly!

Rin: Two. Here we are! ((drags Lord Sesshomaru into a dress shop as he's yelling at the villagers)) Look at all these pretty dresses! ((proceeds to dress Sesshomaru in pretty dresses)) Okay, let's go! ((leaves with Sesshomaru in a really frilly dress))

Villager 3: Hey, hot stuff!

Rin: Three.

Sess.: I'M NOT A WOMAN!

Rin: Don't mind them, Lord Sesshomaru. Let's keep walking!

Villager 4: You look pretty, lady!

Rin: Four!

Sess.: Rin, what are you counting?

Villager 5: ((whistles loudly))

Rin: Five!

Miroku: ((walks by and gropes Sesshomaru))

Sess.: GYAAAHHHH!

Rin: Six!

Miroku: ((notices that it's Sesshomaru)) O.O Uh-oh…

Sess.: ((chases Miroku trying to kill him))

(ONE HOUR LATER)

Inuyasha: So, Rin, tell me…how many?

Rin: The total is 65! And one groping.

Inuyasha: ((chuckles)) Sweet…

Sess.: TT Why me?

End of chapter! Please review if you enjoyed it!