Disclaimer and notes: Okay! I do not own Inuyasha or Sesshomaru or Rin. I just own the ideas for this story, although sometimes I get help. Anyway, please enjoy!
Rin: Hmm…what strange humiliating thing can I make Lord Sesshomaru do today? I think I'll go ask people! ((goes and finds Kohaku)) Hello. What can I do to Lord Sesshomaru today?
Kohaku: ((drools and mumbles because he's all hypnotized))
Rin: …Ooookaaayyy… ((goes and finds Shippo)) Hello. What can I do to Lord Sesshomaru today?
Inuyasha: ((runs up really fast)) I know what you can do! I've got the PERFECT thing! ((whispers something in Rin's ear))
Rin: Wow! That's excellent! Thanks! ((goes and finds Sesshomaru)) Lord Sesshomaru! Lord Sesshomaru! Let's play dress-up!
Sess.: Um…I don't really…
Rin: ((puppy dog eyes))
Sess.: Okay…
Rin: Yay! Come here, Lord Sesshomaru! ((she drags Sesshomaru through a village))
Villager: Hey, pretty lady!
Rin: One.
Sess.: I'm not a woman!
Villager 2: Looking good, girly!
Rin: Two. Here we are! ((drags Lord Sesshomaru into a dress shop as he's yelling at the villagers)) Look at all these pretty dresses! ((proceeds to dress Sesshomaru in pretty dresses)) Okay, let's go! ((leaves with Sesshomaru in a really frilly dress))
Villager 3: Hey, hot stuff!
Rin: Three.
Sess.: I'M NOT A WOMAN!
Rin: Don't mind them, Lord Sesshomaru. Let's keep walking!
Villager 4: You look pretty, lady!
Rin: Four!
Sess.: Rin, what are you counting?
Villager 5: ((whistles loudly))
Rin: Five!
Miroku: ((walks by and gropes Sesshomaru))
Sess.: GYAAAHHHH!
Rin: Six!
Miroku: ((notices that it's Sesshomaru)) O.O Uh-oh…
Sess.: ((chases Miroku trying to kill him))
(ONE HOUR LATER)
Inuyasha: So, Rin, tell me…how many?
Rin: The total is 65! And one groping.
Inuyasha: ((chuckles)) Sweet…
Sess.: TT Why me?
End of chapter! Please review if you enjoyed it!
