Disclaimer: Actually, I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh. But I do own Solomon Moto's superhero identity!

SIDE NOTE: Wow... I actually own something! Well, then; seeing as I'm in an exceptionally weird mood today, I will continue this fic. And you are quite right, Red Roses; it is NOT like my other ones. ^_^ Well, I thank those who reviewed; I didn't expect this fic to really get any. On to the fic!!!

'Alright! I'll just get down to the finals, and... oh, bingo!'

Ah, yes. Bingo. The old people's game. For Really Old Man, this was something he just couldn't miss. But he had to get to the finals!

"Must... resist... bingo... tournament!"

"Oh, it's you again, mister superhero," the kindly old lady he had helped before shuffled up to him. "Are you going to join us for a little bingo? The prize is a shuffleboard set."

That shuffleboard set was tempting. But every superhero cannot let anything distract him! Every superhero had a goal to achieve, and they would achieve it! Every superhero was completely, entirely, without- a- doubt focused!

"Shuffleboard?! Count me in!" Alright, well, every superhero has weakness too. So Really Old Man went to play bingo.

"B- 4."

"BINGO! Oh, wait, never mind..."

"I- 18."

"BINGO! No, no, never mind..."

This went on for a while. From G- 24 to B- 10. By that time, our hero realized that he really WOULD win this bingo tournament!

All of a sudden, there was a crash! Bingo cards went flying everywhere! Panic ensued in the bingo hall!

"Don't worry, people; settle down," said the official. "We'll just restart the game; nothing to worry about..."

"Restart the game?!" Really Old Man shot up in his seat. "That just isn't right! Someone must find out what caused all of this! Really Old Man, AWAY! Ow, my back..."

Of course, we all know that our hero was only angry because he was about to win. But he was still HEROICLY ANGRY!

Dashing outside, Really Old Man discovered that a student driver was terrorizing the town! Not only that, but-dare I say it-he was failing his driver's test! This was just too much to bear!

Really Old Man walked across the crosswalk, he being such a good pedestrian and all. The student driver nearly ran him over, and then he stepped out of the car to shout at our hero.

"Hey! Old man! You're messing up my driver's test!"

"That's REALLY Old Man to you!" Really Old Man shook his fist at the rude young man. "You should learn to respect your elders!" He paused and thought. "And pedestrians!" he added. "But that isn't the point! The point is, you ruined a perfectly good bingo competition, young man; and THAT is all a part of RESPECTING YOUR ELDERS!"

"Yeah!" an old man in a wheelchair shook his fist. "And you're terrorizing the town-that's full of old people!"

"EXACTLY!" Really Old Man thrust his fist into the air. "But most importantly-I was about to win that bingo competition!"

All around him, old people fell on the ground (in anime style of course).

"Prepare to get disciplined!" Really Old Man ran towards the student driver. Then he ran past him to the phone. He picked it up.

The student driver started to run towards the phone. "I know what you're about to do!"

"Not one more step! Or I'll dial!"

The kid stopped. "Don't do it! You're making a huge mistake!"

"No, young man! You made the mistake by ruining that bingo competition! Now you're going to pay for it!" he narrowed his eyes. "I'm going to call your MOTHER!"

Really Old Man dialed the first number. The boy cringed. The second number was dialed! Then the third! Now the young man was on his knees! Finally, the rest of the number became punched in, and...

"Hello? Is your son a student driver? Yes? Well, then; I would like to report that he's caused quite a lot of havoc here in the city; destroyed quite a few things and ruined a bingo competition. You might want to have a talk with him when he gets home. You're very welcome, ma'am. Good- bye."

He hung up. Then he walked to the student driver. "I hope you've learned a lesson from this, young man."

The kid looked up. "Yes, I have. You're a very formidable opponent."

Really Old Man turned around. "I know. Now, I must be off! I have a bingo competition to win! Really Old Man, AWAY! Ow, my back..."

SIDE NOTE: Um... yeah. This was just as weird as the last chapter... maybe a little... weirder. Um, yeah. I, uh... hope you... enjoyed reading it... yeah. Please... review. Um.