Disclaimer and notes: Teehee…I love this story! Too bad I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh…cuz I could put this in as episodes…teehee! It's so funny! Well, I'm updating everything tonight, so here you go! Really Old Man, AWAY! Ow, my back…

We join our hero in a cappuccino bar. He is drowning his sorrows in coffee because he just had to hand over the only woman he ever loved to the cops. Personally, I say, GOOD RIDDANCE! But I am not our hero. So our hero is depressed.

"Oh, I'm SO DEPRESSED!" He sniffled once and then stood up triumphantly. "But I mustn't lose sight of my goal! I am going to be the mad person who attacks Seto Kaiba, Maximillion Pegasus, and a random kid! Really Old Man, AWAY! Ow, my back…" So, our hero exits the cappuccino bar and proudly struts off to the tournament. He is really, really, really focused on his goal, but then…oi.

"Aaaahhh! Help me, help me!" An old woman screams. Thankfully, this one is neither evil nor ugly. She is actually being attacked by a man in black spandex! OH NO! NOT SPANDEX!

"Halt, evildoer!" Really Old Man shouts, springing in front of the man in spandex. The guy flexes his pecs.

"Move out of the way, old man!" the guy shouts. "For I am Invincible Guy! You cannot harm me! Especially since you are old!"

"That's REALLY Old Man to you, youngster!" shouts Really Old Man. "And I happen to be a superhero! And superheroes always triumph over evildoers!"

"What a load of rubbish!" says Invincible Guy. "When the villain is this muscular? He has to win! So, I win!"

"No, I win!"

"No, I win!"

"No, me!"

"No, me!"

"No, me!"

"No, me!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"…you!"

"YOU!...Oh, darn it! You tricked me!" Well, I thought that would never end. "You win for now, Really Old Man! But I will be back! You haven't heard the last of Invincible Guy!" He ran off. Five minutes later, our hero meets up with him again.

"What? So soon?"

Eh, it's a low-budget story. Anyway, Invincible Guy is back and he wants to fight our hero! Our hero accepts the challenge, because he is a hero…! Plus also he is a crazy guy who's going to attack Seto Kaiba, Maximillion Pegasus, and a random kid. But that's not the point.

So, our hero and Invincible Guy engage in battle! It's very long and epic and battle-rific…but I don't care. Soon, Invincible Guy is revealed to be nothing but a spoiled little child crying out for attention.

"You're kidding!" cries Really Old Man. "Well, I guess there's only one way to deal with you, then."

"No! You can't mean…! Please, no!" pleads the kid.

"YES! You, young man, are getting a SPANKING!" Really Old Man triumphantly spanks the villain and sends him running home to his mommy. The day is saved! All thanks to…Really Old Man, AWAY! Ow, my back…

Um…that was dumb, but I don't care. I had fun writing it. I hope you guys all like it, too. Please review!