Hello all! This will be funnier if you've actually heard "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses, because if you haven't, you'll be pretty lost. Well you've come here for my song parody, so I won't say anything else except I don't own anything Star Wars or KOTOR related. Enjoy!

Welcome to the Star Forge
Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle (duh)

Welcome to the Star Forge,
We got droids 'n' Sith,
We got everything you hate,
We even got some Bith,
We are the people that can harness,
All this dark energy,
If you got some power,cower,
Cuz we are a Sith disease!

In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees,
I wanna watch you bleed!

Welcome to the Star Forge,
We'll corrupt you in a day,
If you want it you're gonna bleed,
But it's the price you pay!
And you're a very foolish Jedi,
That's very hard to kill,
You can save Bas-til-a,
But I really doubt you will!
In the Star Forge!
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream!
I, I wanna hear you scream!

Guitar Solo

Welcome to the Star Forge,
You get strong here everyday,
Ya learn ta live like a Sith Lord,
In the Star Forge where we play!
And you got to hunger for what you see,
You'll have it eventually,
You can have all the strength you want,
But you better not take it from me!

Guitar Solo

And when you've fallen so far, you,
Never want to come back, come back, come back,come back, come back.. YEAH!

Guitar Solo

You know where you are?
You're in the Star Forge Jedi!
You're gonna diiiiiiieeeeee!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n.n, knees, knees!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to your-
IT'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!
YEAH!

Anyway, now that you've read my boredom, you can leave, or R&R. Whatever you want to do…see ya!