Hello all! This will be funnier if you've actually heard "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses, because if you haven't, you'll be pretty lost. Well you've come here for my song parody, so I won't say anything else except I don't own anything Star Wars or KOTOR related. Enjoy!
Welcome to the Star
Forge
Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle (duh)
Welcome
to the Star Forge,
We got droids 'n' Sith,
We got everything
you hate,
We even got some Bith,
We are the people that can
harness,
All this dark energy,
If you got some power,cower,
Cuz
we are a Sith disease!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the
Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to your shun
n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees,
I wanna watch you
bleed!
Welcome to the Star Forge,
We'll corrupt you in a
day,
If you want it you're gonna bleed,
But it's the price
you pay!
And you're a very foolish Jedi,
That's very hard to
kill,
You can save Bas-til-a,
But I really doubt you will!
In
the Star Forge!
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Hear my, my, my dark
Force Scream!
I, I wanna hear you scream!
Guitar Solo
Welcome to the Star
Forge,
You get strong here everyday,
Ya learn ta live like a
Sith Lord,
In the Star Forge where we play!
And you got to
hunger for what you see,
You'll have it eventually,
You can
have all the strength you want,
But you better not take it from
me!
Guitar Solo
And when you've fallen so far,
you,
Never want to come back, come back, come back,come back, come
back.. YEAH!
Guitar Solo
You know where you are?
You're
in the Star Forge Jedi!
You're gonna diiiiiiieeeeee!
In the
Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch it bring you to
your shu n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees!
In the Star
Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Hear my, my, my dark Force
Scream!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch
it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n.n, knees,
knees!
In the Star Forge,
Welcome to the Star Forge,
Watch
it bring you to your-
IT'S GONNA BRING YOU
DOWN!
YEAH!
Anyway, now that you've read my boredom, you can leave, or R&R. Whatever you want to do…see ya!
