Bitenshi: Whee, I'm back!

Neji: Unfortunately…

Bitenshi: Shaddap. And now, to the chapter TWO ¤pose pose¤ of the story! But first, let me have some thankies to rewievers…

Neji: You mean rewievER. ¤stare¤

Bitenshi: Oh boohoo, it was THE FIRST chapter, you goldy locks!

Neji: ¤snort¤ Yeah right…

Bitenshi: Anyways.

freakenout: Haha, I quess it is like that… ¤sweatdrop¤ I changed the goddamn summary over a thousand times, becose there was too much text or too less… But, I changed it again and I hope it draws more readers… ¤rolleyes¤ But THANK YOU! My first rewiever! ¤hands a Neji-plushie¤ Every single one who rewievs, gets a present!

Neji: You're buying the readers… ¤whistle¤ hard stuff.

Bitenshi: Shatthefuckup. Oh, and I by the way changed the rating to T (PG13) becose some language and jokes are not suitable for kids in later chapters… ¤evil grin¤

Neji: NOW you're scaring me…

Bitenshi: Disclaimer!

The legal Disclaimer by Hyuuga Neji:

Neji: Jeesus christ… Why do you have to take a number of this..?
Bitenshi: Cuz' it's fun!

Neji: WHATever… Bitenshi doesn't own any of the charecters in this story, or the world that it's happening in. So basicallu, me being pregnant is NOT going to happen in the series, or any of this stupid junk.

Bitenshi: Unless Kishimoto-sama one day will read this and gots an idea and -.

Neji: OH PLEASE, that would NEVER happen! ¤rolleyes¤ Jeesh… So… ¤points to B¤ DOES NOT OWN. Only the story line is hers.

Bitenshi: So no touchy:) And I AM seriously warning about the OOCness of the charecters. Mostly Sasuke...


9 MONTHS OF LIVING HELL

Shock reactions

Seven youngsters walked the streets of Konoha. Seven silent youngsters. Suddenly, Ino lift her gaze. She stopped. The other stared at her. She stared in front of her. Slowly, very slowly, she raised her arm and pointed to the horizon. A faint rumble was getting closer. A big, white sand cloud could be seen.

Naruto frowned. "What is it?"

"Is it a sandstorm?" Shikamaru asked.

"Is it a hurricane?" Ino judgested.

"NO", Sasuke began with a mighty voice. "It's Konohas GREEN BALL LIGHTING!"

The dustcloud surged over them. When it became clearer, they were facing a Gods angel… no, wait… well, close enough. They were facing a green revelation and besides him another one stood and the shining of their teeth blinded them.

Gai spread out his arms on top of them and pronounced with pathos: "Be blessed, all my children…" Bling, and a blinding smile. "What a wonderful day!"

Kiba grinned evilly. "Not when you hear the news…"

Gai landed on the world of mortals. "OH!" he yelled, getting everyone to jump in to the air. "I see, that you have come from your wartrip, and got honor to our village. But where is Neji, my protegé, who left us to go to that dangerous mission. Where is he? Let me embrace him, kiss his forehead and recieve him!"

Lee looked at his sensei, with a great admire on his gaze. He dried his tears away. "YES!" he yelled, and everyone jumped. "Where is Neji, my fighting companion! Bring him to me so I can kiss his feet and show him the respect, that he deserves!"

Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino, Kiba and Shino looked at each other.

"You really want to know?" Chouji asked.

Two nods.

"You wont scream?" Shino made sure.

More nods.

"And you wont get mad?" Naruto said.

Emphatic nods.

"And you believe us?" Shikamaru sighed lazilly.

Two green figures showed the thumbs up, blinged a shining smile and exlaimed in one:

"IT'S A PROMISE!"

Ino pushed Shino. Shino pushed Kiba. Kiba pushed Chouji. Chouji pushed Shikamaru. Shikamaru pushed Naruto. Naruto pushed Sasuke. Sasuke pushed air, tottered a bit, looked at the air beside him for a while and threw a deadly glare to everybody else. He stuffed his arms to his pocket, including his elbows and mumbled:

"Neji'spregnant."

Two head noded a while, stopped and blinked for a minute.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

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Sakura placed tea cups on the table, where Neji sat. The boy just stared nowhere. Sakura poured some tea on the cups in front of Neji and sat on the opposite chair of him. She smiled like the sun and waited.

Silence.

Sakura twirled her hair on her little finger. "Umm… are you okay?" she asked quietly.

DEADLY silence.

Nejis head hit the wooden table, makin a loud 'thud' noise. Sakura was quiet.

Very quiet.

Neji straightened up, jumped up from his chair, slammed his hands on the table and shouted:
"I'M WHAT?"

Sakura shaked her ear. 'He broke my eardrum. Honestly, he did.' Sakura pulled the sunny smile upon her face again, before saying:

"Pregnant."

Neji stayed quiet after that. TOO quiet. The young Hyuuga collapsed on his chair and stared at Sakura blankly. Sakura felt the silence getting thicker and thicker. And heavier.

'Shannaro! Say something you baka!' her inner self screamed, while she stayed whit her smiling mode. Neji just stared to the 'well-nothing-actually', and then whispered:

"I'm pregnant."

A very long and an uneasy silence.
"You're what?"

Sakura screamed, while Neji took a 360 degrees whirl. At the doorway of the kitchen stood Hyuuga Hinata, a shopping bag on her hand and her mouth wide open. Neji couldn't now care less, that Sakura had fallen out of her chair and was whining like hell about her hurt forehead.

"Holy shit", Neji whispered, as Hinata dropped the bag to the floor and stared at him.

"Is Neji-nii-san pregnant?" Hinata asked quietly. Sakura nodded her head quite a few times.

Silence, which was longer, heavier, deadlier and no doubt uneasier as the other it followed.

There was a loud thud, when Hinata collapsed to the floor, completely out of it. Neji whimpered and held his head.

Hiashi-sama is going to kill me for that… and then, he's going to kill me again, after he hears about this…

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Seven youngsters stared in apathy, as Lee and Gai were shouting to each other, both in a serious drama scene.

"OH WHAT A SHAME!" "HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO HIM?"

Ino growled threateningly.

"They wanted to know…" Sasuke mumbled.

"And promised not to scream…" Naruto whined.

"And not to get angry…" Chôji said.

"Well, atleast they believed it immediatly", Shikamaru uttered.

Ino was stamping her foot to the earth. She did not look happy. There was smoke coming out from her ears. Shino poked Kiba, who was like the other, too occupied to stare as Lee fliped his lips in shock.

"Not now Shino."

Shino clanced at Ino. Cold sweat was starting to form to his forehead. Shino poked Kiba a bit harder now.

"C-mon, we're having a crisis here!"

¨Shino turned his gaze to Ino. Panicked, he started to pull Kibas sleeve.

"Goddamit Shino, what on earth can be so important!"
"Well…"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING, JUST STANDING THERE! WE WERE GOING SOMEWHERE, REMEMBER!"

Inos huge shock wave burst on them.

Everybody stared at Ino now, Gai and Lee whit all their hairs stood up. Slowly, very slowly, both hairs fell on their places and Lee raised his finger to his lips.

FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP….

Everyone was sweatdropping pretty good, when they watched Lee flipping his lips and Gai walking in a circle, mumbling to himself. Ino was turning blue.

"Eep!" Naruto skviiked, walked to Lee, snatched the boy from his collar and started head over the Hyuuga residence. "Come on guys, we gotta go!"

The other followed him, but turned once around, to see Gai heading towards the woods, mumbling to himself.

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Neji sat, hisface red and his arms on his lap in the chair. Right in front of him were seven pairs of eyes, wich all stared at him. Behind him was Sakura, who was faning Hinatas face, trying to get her awake. Slowly, Neji turned his face to the right, almost bumping into Lee, whoo was leaning to him, staring and flipping his lips like a maniac.

FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP…

Neji blinked.

"WHAT THE HELL!"


Bitenshi: ¤lol¤ I LOVE this chapter! My favorite right now! Though I like the scene, were boys are outside the door… ¤mutter mutter¤

Neji: That's what the rewiever should say… ¤sigh¤

Bitenshi: I'm a selfloving bastard, mmmkay?

Neji: ¤snort¤ Tell me something I DON'T know…

Bitenshi: I'll forgive that one. Ahem… I need your advices, you mighty readers. Is "flipping lips" a good term? Or do you have any better one, becose it bothers me… I would like to fix my mistakes…

Neji: You COULD ask your sister.

Bitenshi: I DOUBT she would know… ¤grumble¤ And she's on that camp… Well, anyhow, please rewiev! I want to know every single person that reads this! ¤grr¤ If you don't rewiev, I will bite you!

Neji: ¤drinks tea¤ Now look who's the animal…

Bitenshi: Shaddap… And by the way, you can vote for pairings to this fic. Say what would be cute! And the pairings don't have to be Neji centric! Anyother charecters too! C-mon, say what you would like to see! Yaoi or Het, or Yuri…

Neji: Yuri? You don't even write Yuri.

Bitenshi: I'm eager to try…

Neji: Liar.

Bitenshi: ¤sob¤ You mean Hyuuga…