Kagome's twelve things that all girls need to know.

By: Neo Staff

Disclaimer: Okay, so mybrother came up to me and said, "Do you own Inuyasha." I thought for a while then decided to confuse the heck out of him by telling him 'yes' in English and 'no' in Japanese…shows you how slow he is. I don't own Inuyasha...AND NEITHER DO YOU SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only thing that I own are the twleve thingsthat Kagome says...so there!

Kagome: "Hello everyone, my name is Kagome and I'm an author. The book I wrote is called…"

Inuyasha: "Feh! You're no author."

Kagome: "Sit boy!"

Inuyasha: "Oh, son of a bit-"

Kagome: "Good boy! Now, stay. Anyways, as I was saying, my name is Kagome and I'm an author. I wrote the book called 'Kagome's twelve things that all girls need to know.' It might not be famous now, but it will be."

Inuyasha, muffled: "Yeah, in your dreams it will be."

Kagome: "SIT BOY!"

Inuyasha: "No! Not again! NOOOOOOO-"

Kagome: "This time stay! Like I was saying again…I don't remember. Well, I'd like to tell all of you a few things that are in the book. You girls out there, these are a few good things to know and use."

Shippou: "Kagome? Can I listen?"

Kagome: "Well, uh…some of these things you might not understand Shippou."

Miroku: "Lady Kagome, I would like to listen as well, if you don't mind."

Sango: "Yes, Kagome-chan, so would I."

Kagome: "Uh…okay…here goes. So here are the top twelve things that all girl need to know:

1: Girls in white shirts + water + boys disaster for girls and fun for boys."

Miroku: Hmmm…Sango, darling, would you like to go to a party thing today…there'll be some water to drink there and…"

Kagome + Sango: "Shut up Hentai!"

Kagome: "You know, Sango, while I read these you could, oh, you know…beat the crap out of Miroku…I don't think anyone minds."

Sango: "It would be my pleasure Kagome-chan."

Shippou: "I'm confused."

Kagome: "It's okay, Shippou…we all are."

Inuyasha: "Shut up and get on with the rest of them, wench."

Kagome: "Why don't you shut up? Fine, I'll read the rest of them if there are no more interuptions…agree?"

Everyone: "Yes, Kagome"

Kagome: "Good. Now…here are the rest of them:

2: Flirt a little, get a lot.

3: Girls who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

4: A little bit of flirting goes a long way.

5: Girls in white shirts should not go to parties with boys…and water.

6: And God said, "Let there be boys!"

7: Just because you don't like the guy doesn't mean that you still can't get free stuff off him.

8: Girls don't like guys…we like what guys give us!

9: Girls + guys + money + shopping one broke dude.

10: Boys are girls with defects.

11: Boys + money "Hi Big Boy."

12: And God said, "Let boys be simple creatures…that girls can get stuff off of!"

Everyone: "………"

Kagome: "Eh…that's it…"

Shippou: "Kagome?"

Kagome: "Yes, Shippou?"

Shippou: "I'm still confused. What does 'Big Boy' mean?"

Kagome: "Uh…look at the time! I have to go and uh…study…BYE!"

Inuyasha: "Kagome, wait! I'm confused to!"

Miroku: "Sooo, you finally admit it."

Inuyasha: "You're soooo dead, monk"

Sango: "Go get him, Inuyasha!"

Shippou: "Sango? What did all of that mean?"

Sango: "I have no idea. Lets just watch Inuyasha beat the crap out of Miroku, okay?"

Shippou: "Okay!"

A/N: Hi everyone! RandR please!

Did you like it? I hope you did. I've been slaving over a hot pen all day trying to think up some more.

I made up all of these, so far as my knowledge extends that is, in my room. I just now thought to put it in to a fanfic. If I get enough reviews, I might just make some more of these up! So please…REVIEW MEEEEEEE!

IMPORTANT:

I'd like to ask all of you to go and read my friend Aoyama Kori Narasaki's fanfiction called 'The Blizzard that started it all.' I think that it's a great story and I hope that all of you do to...if you read it.

LOVE YOU ALL! BYE!

Neo Staff. ;)