Title: Therapy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Where is Hawkeye?
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
"Where's Hawkeye at?" Klinger asked BJ as he walked out of Post Op, having just finished his shift.
"In the VIP tent," BJ replied. "He's talking to Sidney about something."
"Oh, all right," Klinger nodded. "I won't bother him then, but I have some mail for both of you."
"All right, here, give it to me, and I'll give it to him later."
X
"Where in blazes is Pierce? I asked him to take care of the medical paper work this time!" Colonel Potter bellowed.
"He's talking to Dr. Freeedman, Colonel. Should I go get him?"
"Oh, he's talking to Sidney is he? No, that's fine Klinger, I'll do it."
X
"Where, pray tell, is Captain Pierce, Colonel Potter?" Charles asked. "He was supposed to relieve me ten minutes ago!"
"He's talking to Sidney, Winchester. Just hold onto your britches, I'm sure he'll be done, soon."
"He had better."
X
"Where is Hawkeye at?" Margaret demanded. "I need to talk with him about one of his patients!"
"He is getting his monthly check up, Major. Dr. Freedman has to make sure he is still sane." Charles responded sourly.
"Oh, of course, I should've known he'd be with Sidney."
X
Later that day, BJ and Klinger were walking by the VIP tent.
"Oh, god, Hawkeye! More...oh... harder!"
"Sidney, yes - god!"
"Right there...ohhh."
Klinger's eyes widened and he looked at BJ, who smirked.
"Therapy."
End
A/N: I had to use 'X's as the scene dividers because it was being shady and wouldn't let my stars (or any other possible NORMAL divider) show up. This is not rad - does anyone know why it does this?
