Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, I wouldn't waste my time writing fan fics about it. I'd make it into a video game.
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Authors Note: I'm just bored so I decided to write a short story. Enjoy! (Note..I typed this without reading it twice so...sorry..suck for you.)
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Kingdom Hearts...GONE WILD
By Lili-sama (Hey! That's me!)
Sora sat upon the shore of Destiny Island and looked out into the ocean. He sat there, thinking.
Riku came up to him and sat down next to him, repeating his actions. "What-cha thinking about Sora-kun?"
Sora shrugged. "Just random stuff, nothing intresting."
"Tell me," Riku said playfully.
"No," Sora replied.
"Tell me," Riku said again, in a slightly more threatening voice.
Sora sighed. "I already said-"
"TELL ME!" Riku demanded with his famous 'I-look-pretty-and-sexy-but-looks-ain't-everything-because-I-can-kick-your-ass' look.
"Okay! Okay! I was thinking about what to get you for your birthday! Will you back off? Your so tense!"
Riku laughed. "I told you not to worry about getting me anything."
Sora smiled. "And I told you that you are my best friend and I am gonna get you something special. It's your sweet sixteen after all."
Riku gave Sora a 'wtf mates ?' look. "Sweet sixteen? Must you make it so formal sounding?"
"What would you rather me call it? 'Riku is turning sixteen. Woop-de-do lets have cake now'?" Sora laughed.
"Fine, call it whatever you want. What fact remains is that I am turning 16!" Riku said like he just earned an award. "And that you are going to my party at seven tonight, along with Selphie, Tidus, Wakka, Kairi, Cloud, Leon, Aeris, and Yuffie."
Sora gave out a nervous laugh. "And must you make everything sound like a threat?"
Riku grabbed Sora's shoulder and gave it a squeeze. "Maybe it is a threat." He let go (laughing his head off..) and stood up. "See you tonight Sora," he said walking towards his house. 'My little Sora-sama.'
"See ya!" Sora called back.
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It was seven. It was dark outside. The only sound Riku could hear was the sound of the ocean waves lapping against the sanded beach. Everything reminded Riku of Sora. For example, the number seven. Seven was Sora's lucky number, and Sora was afraid of the dark, and the ocean is where Riku saw Sora for the first time.
The doorbell rang, but instead of having that annoying 'Ding Dong, Ding Dong' play, an even more annoying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!' song started playing. "God dammit," Riku thought. "That's going to be stuck in my head all night. THE DOORS OPEN!" Riku yelled out.
A sound of a door opening could be heard. "Sheesh Riku," a voice said. "I know it's your birthday but come on! Show some manners!"
Riku sighed, knowing the voice. "Hello Kairi."
Kairi appeared before him along with Selphie,Yuffie, and Leon. "Are we the first ones here?" Riku nodded.
"Well, they always say the early bird catches the worm," Kairi said gleefully.
"But I hate worms....Say Riku, what flavor is the cake?" Selphie asked.
"Chocolate," Riku replied calmly. Chocolate was Sora's favorite flavor.
"Oh, erm, I'll be right back." Selphie said, running out of the room.
"You know it was a bad idea to tell her that you even had a cake, right?" Leon asked.
"Yeah, but I have another one in the fridge," Riku said in a sly voice.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
'I swear I'm gonna kill my mom for messing up the doorbell,' Riku thought. "COME IN!"
The next group to arrive was Sora and Cloud. "Nice cough doorbell Riku," Cloud said.
"Shut it," Riku said.
"So, who's not here yet?" Selphie asked, coming back into the room (with chocolate frosting all over her face).
"Lets see," Kairi said, looking about the room. "Aeris said she felt sick, so I guess only Tidus and Wakka."
"Oh, there not going to be here for awhile." Cloud said, with Leon giving a small laugh after.
"Why not?" Sora asked in his 'I'm-so-cute-you-want-to-pinch-my-cheeks-...the-ones-on-my-face' look.
Selphie laughed. "You don't know? Even I know that Wakka and Tidus have been doing it for a month now?"
Sora blinked in confusion. "Doing what?"
Everyone shock their heads. Sora wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.
"All the hot ones turn gay" Kairi pouted.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY-
"DAMMIT!" Riku yelled, throwing a rock at the door bell speaker.
"Anger management didn't work out for you there Riku?" Leon asked.
"Where did that rock come from?" Selphie wondered.
"COME IN!" Riku yelled.
So in comes Tidus and Wakka, holding hands. They weren't the prettiest couple in the world. A couple of what is the question.
"Okay! Everyone's here!" Yuffie cried out. "Lets start the party!"
"What should we play first?" asked Kairi. "Truth or dare, Spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven.."
"Come on Kairi!" Sora pouted. "Thoughs are all girls games!"
"The girls aren't going to be the only ones playing though!" Selphie said in a evil look.
'Damn,' Leon thought. 'Wish they were.'
"Wait, isn't this supposed to be my party?" Riku asked.
"SHUT UP!" The girls said in unison, giving all the guys a sheepish look.
"Now," Yuffie said. "First we'll play truth or dare, so everyone gather around!" And so, everyone sat in a circle in fear that Yuffie might destroy their bodies and devour their souls.
"First, I ask Leon," Yuffie said. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," said Leon instantly.
"Hmm...okay. What's your real name?" Yuffie asked, already knowing the answer.
"Can I change to dare?"
"NO!"
"...Fine," he said. "...Squall."
Everyone started cracking up. They knew Leon hated his real name, so that's why they teased him about it.
"Okay!" Leon said. "Kairi! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!" Kairi said in a devilish voice.
Leon laughed. "I dare you to give Selphie a kiss!" All the guys turned their heads to Kairi.
"Okay," Kairi said calmly, scooting over to Selphie.
"Oh Kairi-san, you know I'm tender," Selphie teased.
"I know," Kairi said, leaning forward, (and causing the guys eyes to grow big). "Here you go!" Kairi said, handing Selphie a Hersheys Chocolate Kiss.
"Hurray! Chocolate!" Selphie said, grabbing the chocolate from her hands and quickly consuming it.
"Damn, note to self, be more specific," Leon said.
"Okay! My turn!" Selphie said. She looked at everyone in the room. "Hmm....Riku! Truth or-"
"Truth," Riku said calmly. He wasn't about to do a dare after what Leon gave Kairi.
"Are the rumors true?" Selphie asked. Everyone turned to Riku.
"What rumors?" Cloud asked.
"The rumors that Riku is gay," Selphie stated.
"I never heard a rumor like that," Wakka said.
"Oh whatever! Is it true that your gay Riku-kun?"
Everyone once again turned their head to Riku. "So what if I am?" Riku smiled in a sly way. Before anyone could comment, he said, "Now it's my turn. Yuffie, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" She said.
"Is it just me or are all the girls doing dares tonight?" asked Tidus.
"I think the author just wrote the fan fic that way," Cloud stated.
"Hi everyone!" said Lili-sama, coming out of no where for no reason.
"Your the author!" gasped Sora.
"Yes I am!" Lili stated.
"YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Kairi exclaimed. "DIE!!!" she said throwing the rock at Lili, causing her death.
"Where do we keep getting these rocks?" Leon asked.
"HOLY CRAP!" said Tidus. "You just killed the author!"
"But the fan fic is still going on," Kairi said. "So I guess it's ok."
"Yeah, your right." Yuffie said. "Anyways, Riku, what's my dare?"
"I dare you to..." Riku thought a moment. "To kiss the boy you find most attractive in this room."
Yuffie blushed. "Damn you Riku!" She moved closer to her target. "Come here you sexy thing!" She pressed her lips against her prey quickly and said "So?"
Leon face went beet red. "Er....I think that's a good point to stop the game...WHO WANTS CAKE?"
"I do!" Selphie cried out, running into the kitchen, with everyone following her.
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Everyone came out of the kitchen, looking sick.
"What the hell did your mom put in that cake?" Kairi asked.
"She didn't make the cake," Riku said. "I did."
"That would explain it," Yuffie said.
"Hey!" Sora exclaimed. "I thought it was good!"
Riku down at him with his aqua blue eyes gleaming. "Thanks Sora."
"Do you have anything to wash the flavor off with?" Tidus asked.
"Only Ramune," Riku said calmly.
"RAMUNE?!" Selphie said. "I LOVE RAMUNE!"
"Of course you do Selph, It's 100 japanese soft drink sugar goodness!" Cloud said, holding up a bottle and smiling.
"Why are we promoting a product in a fan fic?" Yuffie asked.
"Because that's how the author wrote the story." Sora said.
"But Kairi killed the author!" Yuffie exclaimed.
"Well, I guess she's alive again." Sora shrugged.
"BUT I SEE HER DEAD BODY RIGHT THERE!" Yuffie yelled, pointing to the body.
"Yeah, about that," Riku said, grabbing the body and shoving it under the couch.
"So, what about Ramune?" Leon asked.
"We have some," Riku said, with everyone cheering afterwards. "But it's 3 years old, and it's spinach flavored."
"Ramune has flavors?" Selphie asked. Riku shrugged.
"Oh!" Sora exclaimed. "I have something that can wash the taste off!" Sora said, running over to a neatly wrapped gift. "Here Riku! Open it!"
Riku stared at the box. It was wrapped with gold paper and had a blue bow on top. Gold and blue, his two favorite colors...Snapping out of his day dream world, he ripped up the box and looked at what it contained. He stared in disbelief. "You got me Vodka for my birthday?"
Sora nodded with a happy smile on his face. "Everyone drink up!"
'This isn't going to be good,' Riku said, opening the bottle and pouring it's containment into individual cups. Before they knew it, everyone had grabbed a cup and drank (or should I say chugged) the Vodka.
"Hic, I'm not feeling, Hic, so swell, Hic, anymore." Tidus said. "I think I should Hic be leaving now."
"See you," Riku said, being the only sober one left in the room.
"I'll leave with him," Wakka said, with a twinkling look in his eye. Then they both left, just as they entered, hand in hand.
"Aww..why are they leaving?" Cloud said.
"Who cares?" Kairi said. "They said like nothing in this fan fic so far. Only thing they brought was that funny 'they are doing it' joke at the beginning of the story."
"Doing what?" Sora said in a pouty voice.
"Nothing!" Selphie stated.
"So Leon, what are you doing after the fic is over?" asked Yuffie.
"You," Leon said.
"Okay, your getting out of hand," said Lili-sama.
"Hurray!" Selphie said. "The author is alive!"
"Yes, but you aren't!" said Lili-sama, throwing a lot of rocks at Selphie, causing her death.
"Why do we have constant rock throwing in this fic?" asked Cloud.
"Because it's almost Christmas and I can't afford anything good to throw." Lili-sama stated.
"Oooooh," everyone said in unison.
"Yeah, I'll leave now and let this fan fic end." Lili-sama said, leaving the room.
"It's getting late," said Kairi. "We should leave."
"Yeah," Cloud said. "Thanks for stating the obvious."
"SHUT UP CLOUD!" Kairi said, kicking him where it hurts.
"Ow! My nose!" Cloud said with a dying breath.
"You just killed another person!" Riku said. "I'm running out of room under my couch!"
"Yeah whatever," Kairi said, walking out the door, with the rest of the gang (who were actually alive) following her. The only person who didn't follow was Sora.
"Happy Birthday Riku," Sora hiccuped.
"Are you drunk Sora?" Riku asked.
"Maybe," Sora said, crawling into Riku's lap.
"Sora.." Riku said with a blush creeping up on his face.
"Hush," he said. "Don't speak." He closed his eyes and pressed his lips against Riku's. Then he-
::Lili- holds up a sign that says "Yaoi goes here"::
Riku woke up the next morning with a happy grin on his face. He stood up, kissed Sora good morning, and walked over to the window. Then he sighed a happy sigh and said to himself. "Happy Sweet Sixteen Riku.."
THE END
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Authors Note: Silly? Yes. Random? That's the point. Like I said, I was bored. (Maybe I should have been studying for exams..oh screw it.)
