Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts....Damn I'm tired of stating that.
Authors Note: As you can see, I am bored today. That is why I wrote three fan fics. Anyways, I just wanted to write another random fan fic. THE INSPIRATION COMES FROM (lady-inuyasha14) MATCH MAKER! Read it! XD it's funny! PS- I had to reload/rewrite this because the people of said it was a script (my ass..)
Also, I can't create any new storys until after Xmas, so I'm going to add this story onto "Kingdom hearts gone wild"
Another Also...I wrote this before xmas!
My Very Random KH Christmas
A Maybe Short Story by Lili-sama
Riku stood by his Christmas. It was decorated with lots of pretty lights, just like a Christmas tree should. But there stood Riku, amazed at what was under the tree. "This sucks.." he muttered.
Sora walked up next to him and asked with a concerned look, "What's wrong Riku-kun?"
Riku pouted. "I only got one present this year!" he exclaimed.
Sora snickered. "But Riku-kun, it's not even Christmas yet!"
"BUT LOOK AT WHAT MY PRESENT IS!" Riku exclaimed, pointing at the tree. Sora turn his head and screamed. There, under the tree, laid Sephiroth. He had a large red bow on top of his head, and he was smiling innocently.
"Hello one and all! Tis the season to give me cookies!" he said cheerfully.
Riku sighed. "See what I mean?"
Sephiroth looked hurt. "Hey! What's wrong with me? Everyone wants their own Sephiroth the snuggle and make out with!" He pulled out a sword. "YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL!"
"Oooooh!" Sora gleemed. "Demonic Aura!"
Riku stared at Sephiroth in disgust. "I'm a guy...I don't want to make out with you."
Sephiroth blinked. "Wow, really?" He went up to Riku and poked him in the stomach like a philsberry dough boy. "You look pretty feminine to me..."
Riku looked at Sephiroth angrily. "I think I should know if I were a boy or not!"
Sephiroth stood up and scratched his chin. "You never know. There are some secrets parents keep from their kids."
"I'M A GUY!" yelled Riku.
"Okay Sephiroth," said Sora out of no where. "We're going to call you Sephy from now on."
Sephiroth looked a bit sad. "Why?!" he asked.
"The author doesn't like typing Sephiroth," answered Riku.
'Damn right,' thought Lili-sama.
"Fine.." said Sephy, giving in.
"So speaking of typing," said Sora, "Where's Kairi?"
Riku stared at Sora. "How does typing remind you of Kairi?"
Sora looked at the ground and blushed. "You don't want to know."
Riku raised an eye brow. "Okay..."
And what a co-inky-dinky, in comes Kairi, out of no where (for no reason! Don't ask me why, it's a random fan fic!). "Hello everyone!" she gleamed.
"Hi Kairi!" exclaimed Sora.
"Hello Kairi..." Riku said distastefully, causing a sweat drop to form.
"Oh hello my sweet, sweet Sora!" she exclaimed in her 'yes-I-am-trying-to-annoying-you-with-my-awesome-kindness' voice. "You are so sweet, that I'm going to give you a," she pulled out something from her pocket. "Candy Cane!" She gave the candy cane to Sora.
"Hurray! Teeth Rotting!" exclaimed Sora, grabbing the candy cane and quickly consuming it's sugar delightful-ness (yes that's a word..because I said so.).
"And for you Riku," she said. She paused a moment and examined Riku. "A crayon!" She pulled a crayon out of her pocket.
Another sweat drop formed on Riku's head. "Oh.....joy!"
"Riku, your awfully sweaty.." stated Sora.
"I know!" Kairi said cheerfully. "You need some RED SPICE!" She pulled out some deodorant from her pocket and smiled.
"Why are we promoting deodorant in a fan fiction?" asked Riku. 'Deodorant no less..' he thought to himself.
"Because it's Christmas time," Kairi said, "and the author needs money for her hamsters operation.
Lili-sama stared at Kairi from across the room. "I don't have a hamster..." she stated.
"BUT YOU WISH YOU DID! You've always wanted a golden hamster named Harry!" Kairi yelled at Lili-sama.
Lili gulped. "o.o; How did you know that?"
Kairi shrugged. "I don't. I am only a character in a fan fic. I repeat everything you type."
"Oh yeah!" Lili said.
"Excuse me," interrupted Sephy, "but I haven't had a line in the oh so longest time!"
"Sorry," apologized Lili.
"Wait!" Kairi exclaimed. "Your the author! Why is the author in the fan fic? DIE AUTHOR DIE!" She pulled out a pencil from her pocket and stabbed Lili.
"Where do you have all this space in your jacket?" stated Sora in aw, amazed at the fact that she pulled out so many objects from her pocket.
"You killed the author again!" exclaimed Riku. (Read "Kingdom Hearts GONE WILD" to understand the funnyness of this awesome joke).
"I love you!" said Sora cheerfully.
"Really?!" Kairi and Riku said in unison. They stared at each other.
"He was talking to me," Riku said confidently.
"No he wasn't. He was talking to me!" Kairi yelled back at Riku.
"Oh no you didn't bitch!" Riku said, snapping his famous 'Z' snap. He then tackled Kairi and they were soon on the ground wrestling.
"So Sephy," Sora winked. "What are you doing tonight?"
Sephy yawned. "Sleeping under Riku's tree...I really do need a life."
Sora smiled. "You have a life Sephy!"
Sephy smiled back at Sora. "Really Sora?!"
Sora nodded. "Yep! It's in this box!" He held out a card board box with the writing 'SEPHYS LIFE' in permanent marker. This caused a sweat drop to form on Sephy's sexy head.
"I think it's time I made my exit," said Sephy, stabbing himself with his sword.
Kairi stopped wrestling Riku and screamed. "SEPHY IS DEAD!"
"You know what the means!" said Sora.
They all got up and started doing the Polka around Sephys body.
THE END
Authors Note: Three words...I was bored. If you have any comment...please review. :D I like reviews! Also, give me ideas for chapters...because my random input is fresh out at the moment.
