Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.
Authors Note: This next chapter is based off some skits I saw at O-Chibicon 2004. If you recognize it and like to give the people credit, then just tell me. :D I'll give you/them/the french cheese involvedcredit! ENJOY! (this is most likely going to be a short chapter)
Stereotypical View of Sora
By Lili-sama
A small brown haired boy and a older long silver haired boy were sitting on the dock of their island. The sun was setting, and the two boys were enjoying the view. The small boy was dressed in a red attire with a small white and blackjacket, while the older boy was dressed in blue pants and a yellow shirt, which had a black X on it and showed off his muscles.
The small boy giggled. "Riku-kun," he said to the older boy. "You were so rough with me last night."
Riku laughed confidently. "Yes, I know Sora."
"I can't believe you won, yet again, another sword fight! Now the score is 4 to 10!" pouted Sora.
"Well Sora, I can't help if I'm stronger then you, better looking then you, and always win!" bragged Riku.
"Speaking of always winning," said Sora. "Why do you never share the papou fruit with Kairi when you do win?"
Riku stared at the young boy and laughed. "Simple Sora," he said. "I don't like girls."
Sora stared wide eyed at his friend. "You mean your.....?"
Riku nodded.
Sora giggled. "Me too," he said. "I'm also afraid of cooties." The two friends sat in silence, watching the sun set. But Sora interrupted it when he asked Riku, "Hey Riku-kun, why did you turn evil?"
The older boy shrugged. "I don't know."
The younger boy jumped up. "But Riku, being good is fun! Donald and Goofy are soooooooooooo much fun! We get to go around in the gummi ship, save random people, and kill lots and lots heartless!"
'Which leaves me to wonder,' Riku thought silently, 'If they were heartless, wouldn't they be dead in the first place?'
"You should hear the joke Goofy told the other day! It was funny! We all laughed for the longest time!" exclaimed Sora.
"Shoot," said Riku.
"Shoot! No, no Riku! Shooting is bad, it's evil! I would never shoot someone!" cried the boy.
This caused for Riku to make a sweat drop. "Just tell me the joke," he said.
"Okay, okay, if you insist!" said the boy as he began to tell his joke. "So a heartless and Key Blade Master walk into a bar. The Key Blade Master accidently runs into the heartless, and guess what the heartless said! Guess!" Riku raised an eye brow and didn't answer. "He said, OW!" laughed Sora hysterically. Riku just shook his head and walked away from the insane Sora.
"Riku!" cried out a girl with blonde hair, dressed in a random kitty cosplay outfit . "I want to have your children!"
Riku smacked his head. "Not again!" said Riku, running as fast as he could away from the girl, until he was out of sight.
THE END
Authors Note: Heh, you know the girl in the cat outfit? That was me at the convention, and I actually did yell it out. Oh what fun!
