Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.


Authors Note: While I get out of my writers block for 'When You Walk Away'..I'll update this one. I like my random stories better then my sad ones..(which is a total of ONE...)


KH Random Sleep over

What chapter is this again? ...Oh well

Kairi, Yuffie, and Selphie were all gathered in Kairi's room. They were all in their pajamas, listening to J-rock, and were tightly snuggled into their sleeping bags. It was a typical Friday sleepover for the girls, and they were in the usual 'gossip ring' where they talked on and on about girl stuff.

"Oh my god!" Kairi exclaimed. "Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god!" Translation for Guys: "Okay! I have something really stupid and pointless to tell you!"

"Oh my gosh, what?" Selphie yelled in her usual hyper voice. Translation for Guys: "Tell us already, you stupid whore!"

"We should play truth or dare!" she exclaimed once more, followed by a bunch of squeals. Translation for Guys: "Let's play this stupid game with all girls so we can tell random secrets and do lesbian things together!"

"Great idea Kairi!" Yuffie cheerfully put.

"Okay, I'll go first. Selphie, truth or dare?" Kairi asked.

"Hmm.....truth!" Selphie exclaimed.

Kairi smiled at her. "What do you look for in a man?"

Selphie layed back and thought a moment. "Let's see...I want a preferably cute guy who's nice and funny, but I just can't seem to get one!"

"No guy is like that," stated Yuffie.

"They all have boyfriends!" Kairi giggled, with a shriek of annoying laughter to follow.

"Speak of the devil," Selphie said as she looked out the window. Kairi and Yuffie looked up at each other, and ran to the window.

"What's happening?"

"Let me see!"

"That was my hair!"

The girls struggled to get to the window and see what was happening. When they did, they all stared wide eyed.

"RIKU AND SORA!" Kairi screamed. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY POOL?"

"At night!" Selphie added.

"Naked none the less," Yuffie said, blushing and smiling a bit.

"Ahh..." Riku said.

"Riku lost his retainer in your pool the other day," stated Sora.

"And I needed to find it!" Riku said.

"And the gravitational pull on us ripped off our clothes," Sora cheerfully added.

"And landed us in your back yard," Riku stated.

"In your pool!" they both said together.

"Riku, didn't you get your retainer off in the fifth grade?" Selphie !!" said Riku as he dashed out of the pool, with Sora following.

::CENSORED::

The girls blinked and stared at the sight for awhile.

"....WHO WANTS POPCORN!" Kairi yelled out.

"I do!" Selphie and Yuffie said in unison.

"Not so fast!" said a voice from the closet. Kairi turned around and opened the closet door, only to find a gray cat.

"Aww!" Selphie exclaimed.

"It's so adorable!" Kairi blushed.

"I AM NOT ADORABLE!" the cat yelled.

"...It talked..." Yuffie stated.

"AWWWW!!" the two other girls said together. "HOW CUTE!!!"

"I AM NOT CUTE!" stated the cat. "My name is Sephiroth, and I like to kill people and then steal their porn!"

"....HOW SWEET!" the girls said together.

"Wait, if your Sephiroth, then why are you a cat?" Selphie asked.

".....Too much tuna," Sephy said.

"Awww! Let's hug him!" Kairi squealed as she clinged onto Sephiroths legs.

"Noooooooo!" Sephiroth said as he ran out of breath and died.

"Kairi, you need to stop killing people," Selphie said.

"Yeah, you'll lose friends that way," said Yuffie.

"But I didn't kill a person, I killed a cat!" Kairi stated.

Selphie nodded. "True...so, what about that popcorn?"

Suddenly, a giant piece of popcorn stormed into the room. "Rawr!" it yelled. "I AM A GIANT PIECE OF POPCORN! OBEY ME!"

The girls stared at the giant popcorn and drooled.

"Butter..."

"Salt..."

"ATTACK!" they all said together as they killed the popcorn and ate him.

THE END