Ranma's Jello Catastrophe

Chapter 05: Crazy Love

What Happened Last Time:

"Umm…I don't really care. I'm chasing after someone else. I will come to the wedding with whomever you choose! Love ya lots! Bye" Ukyo hung up the phone, but all you could hear was Ranma saying, "Ukyo, Ukyo! Don't hang up this phone!" Click

Ranma looked flat faced as he heard the dial tone "bzzzzzzzzz"

Ranma put the phone back on the hook and just stood there for a minute.

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Ranma saw that it was 7:30p.m., and decided to get a shower and take a nap, at least 'til dinner was finished.

Now The Conclusion:

1:30p.m. 30 minutes until Ranma would choose

With Akane

Akane sat in the schoolyard, picking flowers, "He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not…" She said, picking off the petals.

"GRR!" Akane yawned and shouted at the same time, "All this waiting is killing me…but I know that he will pick me…"

With Shampoo

"Airen pick Shampoo!" Shampoo squealed riding her bike to the Dojo.

With Kodachi

"Hohoho!" Kodachi laughed, "With this special medicine! Ranma Saotome will be mine! Hohoho!"

With Ukyo

Knock Knock

"Come In" Ryoga said, "The door's open"

Ukyo came in, her hands together in front of her.

"Ryoga…" Ukyo asked, obviously very shy.

"Yeah?" Ryoga turned around and saw Ukyo, "What'd ya need?"

"Umm…" Ukyo started, finding the ground very interesting, "Ranma is choosing who he will marry in 30 minutes…"

"Are you going?" Ryoga asked.

"No…" Ukyo said, looking at her foot.

"Why not?" Ryoga exclaimed, "Don't you love Ranma!"

"No…" Ukyo started, but was interrupted by Ryoga.

"What happened?" He asked, grabbing her shoulders.

"I fell in love with someone else" She said, looking up in his eyes.

"Who!" He asked, as Ukyo saw confusion in his eyes.

Ukyo's mind went crazy with a bunch of different thoughts. Ukyo did the last thing that she ever thought she'd do.

Ukyo put her arms around Ryoga's back, tears running down her face, "You" she sobbed out.

'Did I hear her right?' Ryoga thought, "Ukyo…Did I…hear you right?" He asked.

Ukyo kept her arms around Ryoga and she wasn't letting go. She gasped when Ryoga put his arms around her.

"Ukyo…" Ryoga started, "I love Akane…"

Ukyo felt a ting in her heart.

"I used to love Akane…but they say that first loves bears no fruit…" Ryoga said, quietly.

Ukyo was shocked, and she looked up in Ryoga's eyes, "Ryoga…"

Ryoga just smiled down on Ukyo, with loving eyes, "I love you, Ukyo"

Ukyo felt her heart fill up with happiness, "I love you too, Ryoga" She said, smiling and closing her eyes for a second.

All of a sudden, Ukyo opened her eyes, and Ryoga was kissing her.

'Ryoga…' Ukyo thought, returning the kiss, "I love you" She said when they separated for a second, but continued to kiss and hug each other, eventually making their way to the futon on the ground. Ryoga laying on Ukyo, but not causing any discomfort between them.

"Ryoga…" Ukyo said, as he started to un-button her shirt.

"Ryoga…" Ukyo said again, softly.

"Ukyo…?" Ryoga said, as he felt her hand on his.

"Ryoga…please stop for a minute…" Ukyo said, pushing him away.

"Ukyo…" Ryoga started, noticing that both him and her we perspirating and that Ukyo was blushing a deep red color, "What's wrong…"

"Umm…" Ukyo blushed, "This is all good and all, but uh…"

"What?" Ryoga looked at her eyes, which weren't looking at him.

"I uhh…" Ukyo said, desperately looking around to find something to say.

"Ukyo…" Ryoga said, "I can understand it…"

Ukyo looked up at him.

"That you don't want to do this right now…" Ryoga said, as he sat up beside her, and looking away.

"Ryoga…" Ukyo started, "It's not that…"

Ryoga looked at Ukyo, "Then what is it?"

"I have to go see Ranma…" Ukyo said, looking down to the ground soon after.

"What?" Ryoga said, astonished, "Why?"

"Well…because I have to find out who he is going to pick…" Ukyo said as she stood up and started for the door.

"Wait…Ukyo…" Ryoga said, standing up fast and grabbing Ukyo's hand before she left his room.

"Wha…" Was all that Ukyo could get out before Ryoga embraced her in his arms.

"Ryoga, what are you…" Ukyo started but was cut off.

"Ukyo…" Ryoga said, holding her tight, "I love you…please don't go back to Ranma now…"

"Ryoga…" Ukyo said softly, "I won't, I just have to see"

Ryoga let Ukyo go and kissed her goodbye as she left his room.

"Oh man…" Ryoga said as he thought about everything that had just happened; his feelings for Ukyo had just shot through the roof.

Ranma at the Dojo

Ranma looked at his watch, "Okay…1:55p.m." He said, looking around the Dojo for any signs of any people. He saw Soun, Dr. Tofu, and Genma walking across the yard looking for something.

"Hey Pop!" Ranma yelled out a window, "What'cha looking for?"

"Well, Dr. Tofu here, lost his "Love Me Medicine" that he was developing" Genma walked over and explained, "Do you know where it might be?"

"No…" Ranma thought a minute, "I haven't even heard of it before. What does it do?"

"It's supposed to make whomever you give it to, love you. It only has an effect on girls though, guys are totally immune to it" Dr. Tofu explained, "But I didn't finish the chemical balance to the letter, and the outcome could be hazardous" He finished.

"Oh…" Ranma said as he saw Shampoo approaching on her bike, "I gotta go" Ranma said as he hurried and shut the window and went to the door of the Dojo.

Shampoo arrived first. Then Kodachi arrived 3 minutes after her, smirking and saying "Hohoho!" a lot. Akane walked in timidly 2 minutes later.

"Is everyone here?" Ranma asked to the little crowd.

"What about Spatula Girl?" Shampoo asked.

"Yes! What about her?" Kodachi said.

(A/N WHOA! Kodachi said a sentence, or close to one, with saying, "Hohoho!" wow…)

Ranma looked uneasy, "Uhh…Ukyo…she didn't want to…"

BANG!

"Sorry I'm late…" Ukyo said, out of breath, followed by Nabiki.

"Ukyo…I thought you weren't coming?" Ranma asked as he walked up to her, "And you Nabiki, what are you doing here?

"I'm just here to watch" Nabiki said, walking over to the group of girls, and standing with them.

Ukyo looked at Ranma and Ranma looked back at Ukyo.

'No!' Akane yelled in her mind, 'Ranma is for sure going to pick her!' Akane thought as she watched Ukyo hug Ranma, and Akane's temper flared.

"Ranma…there is one thing I want you to do for me okay?" Ukyo asked.

Ranma was confused, "What?"

Ukyo pulled Ranma down to her and whispered in his ear, "You can pick me, because I just came here to watch…" Ukyo explained a few things to Ranma, who kept on looking at Akane.

Akane's POV

She watched as Ukyo pulled Ranma down to her and whisper something in his ear.

'NO! She is telling Ranma how much better she is than me!" Akane's mind sobbed.

Ranma looked at Akane several times while Ukyo was talking to him.

Regular POV

Ukyo finished and walked over to the other girls,
"Whichever one of you he marries…"

Akane was confused, "What?"

"What Spatula girl talk about?" Shampoo asked.

"Hohoho!" Kodachi said, "Ranma darling is sure to pick me now that Ukyo is out of the race for him!" She laughed a few more times, 'Plus with this medicine, he'll be sure to choose me!' she thought.

Kodachi pulled a pitcher of kool-aid out of her pocket…

(A/N Don't ask! HaHaHa)

…and poured Ranma a cup, slipping in the medicine.

"Oh Ranma Darling!" Kodachi said, jumping happily to him, "Are you thirsty?"

Ranma looked at her, then at the drink, then her again, "Sure Kodachi" He said, looking at her, "Are you guys thirsty?" He asked to the others.

"Sure" The all said, getting a drink from Kodachi, "Cheers to whomever Ranma/Airen/Darling chooses"

Everyone drank from his or her cups when something fell through the roof. Ranma and the others all looked over to see Ryoga, Mousse,

Kuno, and Sasuke on the floor in a big pile of limbs.

(A/N Sasuke- Creepy stalker of Akane? I think that's his name)

"Uh…" Ranma started, "What are you guys doing here?"

"After Ukyo left, I went outside for a walk, but I was jumped by these guys," Ryoga said, pointing over to Sasuke, Mousse, and Kuno, "I don't even know what I did to make them mad!"

Ranma looked at the other guys confused and waiting for an explanation.

"Sasuke showed me evidence that Ryoga was watching Akane when she was at school!" Kuno yelled.

Sasuke just stood there, quietly, while everyone was talking.

"What do you want with Ryoga, Mousse?" Ranma asked.

"Well…I had an old score to settle with Ryoga, and I happened to meet the other guys outside of his house, when he came out" Mousse explained.

"Oh…" Ranma said, looking back at the girls, standing there, looking at the guys with weird eyes.

"What are you girls looking at us for?" Ryoga asked, as the girls cornered the guys.

(A/N Girls- Shampoo, Kodachi, Akane, Ukyo, Nabiki. Guys- Mousse, Sasuke, Ranma, Ryoga, Kuno)

"You guys…" Ryoga said, backing into the corner with the other guys.

"Yeah?" They all said, looking at him.

"I think I know how to fix this problem…" Ryoga said, backing up some more.

"How?" Ranma asked, followed by the looks of the other guys.

"Go to the who you like…" Ryoga said, but the other guys just looked at him, "What I meant was, look at their eyes, there's hearts in them, so I think they're after the one they like" Ryoga explained.

"Hey, you're right" Sasuke said and Mousse, Ranma, and Kuno agreed.

"On the count of six okay?" Ranma said, looking at the girl he likes.

"One…" Mousse said.

"Two…" Sasuke said.

"Three…" Ryoga said.

"Four…" Ranma said.

"Five…" Kuno said.

"SIX!" They all shouted and jumped at a girl.

Mousse to Kodachi, Sasuke to Nabiki, Ryoga to Ukyo, Kuno to Shampoo, Ranma to Akane.

The girls' eyes turned back to regular and they got back in reality.

"What is this thing doing on me!" Kodachi yelled.

"Get off now Kuno!" Shampoo yelled and punched him.

"Eww!" Nabiki shouted, and pushed Sasuke off herself.

"Ranma…" Akane hugged him.

"Ryoga…" Ukyo hugged him, and Ryoga kissed her.

(A/N When the guys jumped on the girls, they fell over)

Shampoo and Kodachi looked over to see Ranma and Akane. They looked at each other and started yelling. Nabiki just whipped out a camera and starting taking pictures.

Ranma stood up, with Akane still in his arms. Which kind of ticked off Shampoo and Kodachi. Well, ticked them off a lot. Shampoo and Kodachi were so angry at Ranma and Akane, that they didn't even notice Ryoga and Ukyo, until Akane gasped.

Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Mousse, Nabiki, Sasuke, Kodachi, and Kuno looked at Ryoga and Ukyo making out on the ground.

Ryoga and Ukyo seen that they were being watched and quickly got up and turned red.

"What…What are you guys looking at!" Ryoga exclaimed, turning redder.

" Ahem Nothing…" Ranma said, looking away.

"Ranma…" Nabiki said, "Are you going to pick any time today?"

"Ohh…" Ranma said, looking at the girls he had to pick between.

"I Pick…

Dum! Dum! Dum! Sorry I haven't updated in a long time, here's an extra long chapter just for you guys! Please read my other stories, Ranma 1/2, Peach Girl, Inu-Yasha, and a few crossovers. I'm also working on new ones, and updating. I'm trying to finish up the shorter ones, so I can focus on the longer ones, trying to update as much as I can, and working on the ones that I haven't updated in forever.

Amanda :)