Disclaimer: RAWR! LILI-SAMA NOT OWN KINGDOM OF TEH HEARTNESS! RAWR! LILI-SAMA HUNGRY!


Author Note: One word..INSPIRATION! (thank you Kingdom.Writer!)


Monkey

Another Short Story By Yours Truly


Sora and Riku were sitting upon the shore of Destiny Island. They were holding hands and watching the sun set together as the rough waves brushed against there naked feet.

"Riku?" Sora asked the older one.

"Yes?" Riku answered as he smiled down at the brunette.

"What will people think when they see two guys holding hands?"

Riku thought a moment. "They'll think 'Oh wow! Two gay guys! Let us glomp them!' ...at least they'll think that if they are girls."

"But Riku, I'm not gay," confessed Sora.

"....So! How about them yankees?"

"Yankees! Yankees!" cried a voice from behind them. They both let go of the hand embrace and turned around to see who it was.

"A...monkey?" the confused Riku asked.

"No, not a monkey!" said the monkey. "I'm Selphie, I'm Selphie! Have a banana!" she said as she threw a banana at Sora's head.

"Ow..."

"Wait, why are you a monkey?" asked Riku.

"I'm not a monkey! I'm a ninja!" she cried as she kicked Riku's head.

"Ow...violence..." Riku said as he rubbed his head.

"COVER THE CHILDRENS EYE!" Sora cried out as he started running in circles with his hands waving in the air.

"KILL THE MONKEY!" cried Riku as he stabbed the monkey with a banana.

"Ouch I am dead," said the dead monkey.

"ZOMBIE!" cried Sora as he huddled over for...protection.

"Let's go throw bowling balls at a nursing home!" Riku exclaimed.

"Okay!" said the Polka dancing Sora.

So the two walked off together leaving this short story done with. w00sh!

END