Disclaimer: Me no own KH f00s....and I do not own the Hot Chick! (you'll see)
Authors Note: Heh, no one really likes they yaoi in this (its not real yaoi people XD its fake! its made for the funny) so I've decided NO MORE YAOI! heh....besides that message there isn't really any point to this update...now i need to think up a random story.
SUPER POWERS
Sora is the next super man, Kairi is a genie in a bottle, and Riku is a magical Toaster. Let the fun begin with another pointless short story by Lili-sama!
Sora, Kairi, and Riku were all gathered by a palm tree by the secret spot. They were laughing, sharing cocoa nuts, and pouring sand in Riku's sexy hair. It was a regular day on the beach of Destiny Island..until....
"What is this tingling feeling I feel?" Sora asked to his friends as he looked at his legs.
"Oh that?" Riku asked. "That's normal. Just cover your pants and don't let Kairi see."
"Not that you moron!" Sora yelled. "I feel like something is changing inside me!"
"Awwww," Kairi said in her cute and cuddly (cough) voice. "Our little boy is growing up!"
"Shut up!" Sora said as he picked up Kairi and threw her into the ocean.
"Ouch! Now I'm all wet!" Kairi screamed.
"This is a PG rated fan fic yall!" Riku screamed back. (A/N...can't you tell I'm from Texas?)
"No it's not! It's rated PG 13!" Sora yelled.
"Oh yeah," Riku exclaimed. "In that case..." Then Riku took off his pants and shirt and went streaking around the island.
"...that was odd," Sora mumbled.
"Anyways, like I was saying," Kairi continued. "You picked me up and threw me in the ocean! How did that happen?!"
"I'm growing stronger!" Sora yelled as he took off his clothes and gradually made his way into a super man suit. "I'm super man!"
"You haven't even hit puberty yet! Your 'Some-what Special Lad'!" Kairi exclaimed.
"Even better!" Sora said as he flew off in the air to get Riku. When he came back, Riku was small and silver and had two holes in him. He wasn't a man anymore...
"AH! How did you turn into a toaster?" Kairi screamed. (A/N: Why hasn't she stood up and gotten out of the ocean?)
"I ran into a monkey that bit me and turned me into this!" Riku cried out. "And I'm not a toaster..I'm a magical toaster"!
"GRAM MER ERROR!" Sora yelled and he smashed Riku into tiny metal pieces.
"Where?" Kairi asked as she examined the fan fic.
"Right there!" Sora screamed as he pointed to the line about Riku and his magical toaster thing.
"Who cares?" Kairi said as she finally got up out of the water. Then she was magically transformed into a genie and started singing "I'm a Genie in a bottle baby! You gotta rub me the right way!"
"THAT HAS A DOUBLE MEANING!" Sora yelled as he threw sand at Kairi.
"His strength went up as his maturaty level went down," Riku mumbled.
"Anyways, we all have magical powers. What do we do now?" Kairi asked.
"I know!" Sora exclaimed as he gathered everyone in a circle and started chanting...
"Boys are cheats and liars,
They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second
base-ball, base ball
He thinks hes gonna score!
If you let him go all the way then ur a whore-aligists studies flowers, Geologists studies rocks,
All the guy needs from you is a place to put his...
Cock-roaches,Beatles,butterflies and bugs
Nothing makes him happier than a pair of huge jug-glers, acrobats, a dancing bear named chuck all a guy wants to do...
....sorry no such luck!"
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