Disclaimer: ANKsdasdhquwa adjd d dmdq3u4n ajds (in other words, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Some other people do.)


Authors Note: I watched this thing called "Romeo and Juliet in a Nut Shell" today....and I decided to make a fan fic short story on Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell. w00sh!


Kingdom Hearts in a Nutshell

Inspiration Rocks My Toes Off


One day Sora was on the shore of Destiny Island when all this weird cool crap happened, and then KABOOM! He's in this dark place and he gets a key blade. "The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes," said a random voice from no where.

"I don't know what the crap that means, but how about I fight some heartless and seal some key holes?" asked Sora.

"Good enough," said the voice. Then before he knew what had happened, he had opened his eyes and saw Kairi above him.

"You stupid gay ass, get up and help me build a raft that we are never gonna use anyways because this storm is going to come and kill us all," said Kairi.

"Okay!" Sora exclaimed as he got some material.

"That's not the right stuff!" Kairi yelled at him.

"Hey look guys!" Riku yelled. "I'm fast and athletic but that doesn't matter because I turn evil in the end anyways."

"Oh no!" Sora yelled as he looked at the sky. It was getting very dark and all this cool swirly stuff was around. "What the hell!"

"Come with me!" Riku yelled as he held out his hand for Sora to grab.

Sora tried to reach but he failed. "Your hand is so close, but I'm so puny...." Sora said, "That I can't reach it!"

So Riku got swallowed by the darkness, and so Sora (at random) decided to go to the secret place. There he found Kairi.

"Sora!" she yelled as some weird force pulled her into this door thingy.

"Noo!" Sora cried. The next thing he knew he was in a strange town

"I'm going to walk around and get my assed kicked by some random guy!" Sora yelled.

"That's me!" Leon yelled. Then Leon pulled out his gun blade and slashed Sora, knocking him unconsious. When he woke up he found a strange lady hovering over him.

"I'm Yuffie! I have no point in being in this video game, but I'm in it anyways!" she exclaimed.

"I'm Donald!" yelled a duck

"I'm Goofy!" cried a dog thingy.

"AHH!" Sora screamed. "MUTANTS!"

"No, were not mutants!" Donald cried. "We're looking for our king who we don't find anyways in this game. Want to help?"

"Sure!" Sora cried. What happened next was that the three got into a gummi ship and flew to Alice in Wonderland World.

"Alice is stupid and I am sexy!" yelled the queen.

"Oh no you didn't bitch!" cried Sora. "Alice is innocent. How do I know? I don't...but I'm just guessing that she is."

"KILL HIM!" yelled the queen. Then Sora pulled out his keyblade and killed all the card dealios.

"This is pointless," said Goofy. "Let's go to Tarzan land!"

So they went to Deep Jungle or whatever it's called.

"This is boring," Donald complained. "You don't do anything in this world."

"Let's go to Aladdin World!" cheered Goofy. So they did.

"Ahh! Jasmine is gone!" cried Aladdin.

"We'll help you find her!" Sora cried out.

"Oh no you won't!" exclaimed Jafar.

"Screw fighting you, I'm getting the lamp back," said Sora as he killed the birdy with the lamp in his hands.

"NOOO!" Jafar moaned.

"Okay, that was also pointless. Let's go to Atlantica!" Goofy exclaimed.

So they did.

"I want to go to other worlds!" Arial smiled. "Conviently your from other worlds! How fun!"

"Yep!" Ursala screamed. "I'm going to find you all now!"

"DIE BITCH!" Sora yelled as he killed the octopus lady.

"Ow I am dead," she said.

"I'm bored of that. Let's go to Halloween town!" Sora exclaimed.

So they did!

"It's creepy here," shivered Goofy.

"Help!" cried Jack. "The heartless are being stupid and now you need to fight Oogy Boogy!"

"Hey everybody!" cheered Oogy Boogy.

"AHH! A SACK OF POTATOES!" Sora screamed.

"DIE!" he yelled.

"Never!" Sora cried as he killed him.

"Let's go to this Whale dealio now!" cheered Donald.

"Hey Sora," said Riku.

"Hi Riku!" Sora cried. "I missed you!"

"Shut up! For some reason Kairi got her heart stolen and now I need this pupet to heal her!" he screamed.

"Nah, that's okay!"

So for some reason they go to Peter Pan world.

"I'm Peter Pan!" yelled Peter Pan. "I'm a concieted bitch!"

"Huzzah!" Sora yelled. "Have you seen Kairi?"

"Yes!" Peter cheerfully said.

"Hi Kairi!"

"Hi Kairi!"

"Holy shit, she's dead!" Sora cried as he went into a state of depression.

"Who cares? Let's go to this castle thingy!" Goofy yelled.

(Confusing stuff goes here)

"I hate you!" said the dragon witch who I can't spell her name right.

"I'm tired of fighting bosses," Sora said as he killed her.

"NOOO!"

So then the princesses are free'd.

"Wait, wasn't there a fight with me?" asked Riku.

"Who cares," said Lili-sama. "Your sexy, but your oh so easy to beat!"

"Anyways," coughed Sora. "KAIRI!"

"SORA!" Kairi yelled as they hugged.

"I'm gonna fight Ansem now!"

"Okay!" Kairi smiled.

"Rawr I am sexy!" Ansem screamed.

"No your not!" Sora said as he killed Ansem.

"Your not done with me just yet!" he yelled. "You gotta kill me at least five more times before you beat the game."

"Shit, I'm gonna be here awhile," said Sora as he beat Ansem.

"Arg, I hate when this happens," Ansem moaned.

"Let's shut this random big door together!" Riku said to Sora.

"Okay!" He said as they both pushed/pulled the door.

"I LOVE YOU SORA!" cried Kairi.

"WAIT FOR ME KAIRI!" Sora cried back.

"Let's end the game with a stupid ending scene with all of us running down a road running after pluto!" Goofy cheered.

"Okay!" Sora agreed.

The End


Authors Note: ....randomness. Anyways, for fans who read my other fan fics, I'll update thoughs after this weekend. (or sooner..or later)