Disclaimer: I'll make this proffessional...:puts on pants: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Authors Note: LEXI (my new puppy) IS ADORABLE...thats it. Check out my live journal (if I trust you enough I'll give you the link to my xanga..I mean..I don't have a xanga nn;) or IM me!
Interview with Kairi
Once again, there stood a beautiful, sexy, awesome, cool...
"GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!" Kairi yelled.
Sorry Kairi...anyways. There stood a girl in an orange sweat shirt and jeans. They were inside a mall (for some reason..it doesn't have to make sense!) and the girl had a microphone in her hands. "My name is Lili-sama! You may call me Lili-kun, Lili-chan, or 'Girl with small boobies and a sexy hair cut'. I don't really care. Today we are interviewing.."
"Kairi," said Kairi, jumping into the scene all of a sudden. "And I don't want to be here."
"Well too bad!" Lili exclaimed. "Fans are demanding another chapter."
"Not really," coughed Kairi. "They don't really give a crap. They only care about your other story."
"Speaking of which!" Lili pointed out. "Do you enjoy your work in that story?"
"Hell no!" Kairi yelled. "All I do is bitch about the sexy Sora. You made me so OOC!"
"That is 'Out Of Character' folks!" Lili smiled.
"NO ONE CARES!" Kairi said as she grabbed a knife from her pocket and killed the author...
...one again.
"Lili!" Sora yelled from the bed store. "The man in this store said you had to buy this bed because me and Riku were doing naughty things on it."
"If you call drawing pretty flowers on the pillows a naughty thing," Riku added.
"It made them better!" Sora exclaimed as he hit the store man person over the head. "You have no taste in fashion."
"...SO LILI!" Kairi exclaimed happily. "Let's go buy pretzels and candy!"
"YOU BITCH!" Lili's ghost yelled. "STOP KILLING ME!" Then Lili died...again...for some reason.
"WHO WANTS CONDOMS!" Sora yelled.
"YOU SUCK AT LIFE!" Riku yelled as he killed Sora.
"...We waited all this time for this?" the angered fans yelled. "...LET'S EAT PINEAPPLES!"
End of this gay chapter
