Disclaimer: XD Who cares
Authors Note: I was just in the middle of finishing a chapter of my other story when I realized "Fuck! I haven't updated this story in practically 6 months." And since I realized that I never update this anymore..I've decided to make this the last chapter.
THE END OF THE ENDNESS WHICH WE CALL THE END
The Last Chapter of "KINGDOM HEARTS: GONE WILD"
Tears were in every person's eyes as they gathered around the manuscript. Except Lili-sama...because she was drunk and had a lamp shade over her head. But besides that, everyone was crying.
"It's the last chapter!" The childlike Sora cried.
"And there was no sex!" Riku cried out as he buried his head into Sora's shoulder.
Sora raised his eyebrows. "Yes there was..."
"...there wasn't any straight sex!" Riku exclaimed.
"Listen grasshoppers," The drunk Lili proclaimed. "Since this is the last chapter...I'm gonna interview you all and see your feedback of this story...okay?"
"Can't we just sing songs?" The giant marsh mellow from chapter four (or something like that) asked.
"NO!" Lili barked as everyone sunk back into there seats. "Anyways..since Sora is the main character..."
"Hey!" Kairi exclaimed in anger.
"We will start with Sora! Sora..how did it feel being Riku's sex toy?" Lili-sama asked him.
"Toy?" He asked as a huge smile spread across his face. "I lurve toys."
LIli sighed and began to get a little bit irritated. "...let me try to ask it another way. How did you like Riku sticking his pee-pee up your-"
"I hate you Lili!" Tidus and Wakka cried. "You made us lesbian lurvers!"
"Yeah seriously," Sephiroth groaned. "You made me a kitty. Who the hell makes Sephy a kitty?"
"...Lili does," Lili pouted.
"I LIKE CHEESE!" Yuffie proclaimed.
"Hmm..." Kairi mumbled as she gave a evil glare over to Yuffie. "I haven't killed anyone in awhile."
"I thought the over all success of this story deserved a two and a half out of four stars because no one really like random short stories like yours," Selphie smiled.
"When did you get smart?" The group asked her.
"Hooked on phonix is for hookers," Selphie giggled as she petted a crocodile.
XD Who cares I was just in the middle of finishing a chapter of my other story when I realized "Fuck! I haven't updated this story in practically 6 months." And since I realized that I never update this anymore..I've decided to make this the last chapter.The Last Chapter of "KINGDOM HEARTS: GONE WILD""VIAGRA IS 15 OFF!" Random spam email said.
"This sucks," Leon commented from the corner. "Let's all go down to the disco!"
And so they all disco'ed and lived happily ever after
...except Lili. Kairi shot Lili and therefore she couldn't write a better ending chapter
THE END
Authors Note: Fan Fiction . net has changed a lot of stuff around...and it makes it hard for me to update this > argness. Oh! For thoughs who read "Rules Of Cosplay" ..The next chapter is really close to getting done!
