YAY! THREE REVIEWS! Guess what that means… guess… umm…

(looks around) Ame-chan (little sister) what does it mean?

Ame: (Sigh) New chapter.

Me: Aha. Yes. Thank you.

Well, the reviewers Hurrahhurrah, Yit-ha andJin Freecs, I want to

thank you for reviewing. Also, Jin-san, I finished the

chapter, not the story. Heh Sorry if I didn't make it clear. But most

likely you knew that. I am just stupid. SORRY! (bow bow)

And Yit-ha-san, this is before him taking over Konoha. I don't think I

could give all them a new look cause then I would be a little

crazy. But no one said I couldn't experiment if you know what I

mean. (wink wink) Hah. Just kidding. Well, we'll just have to see if

Kabu-chan can compete with Kimi-kun and his evil chibiness. If

Kabuto can learn Chibi-no-jutsu then he may have a chance. Haha.

Chibi no jutsu. Ha. T3T the three is a lip! and T are eyes!clever huh?...

Yeah. Thanks again for reviewing. (bow)

And umm… enjoy readers!

Note: GAG YAOI! Meaning that there is gonna be some men liking

men as a joke. No real stuff. Promise. Or unless you want it! (thought bubble time!)

Orochimaru: Ku, ku, ku, come here Kimi-kun.

Kimimaro: YES Orochimaru-sama!

Me: NO! I want a chibi Kimi-kun! Do it know or Kabu-chan gets it!

Oro-chan: NO! He helps me pee!

Kabuto: DO NOT!

(thought bubble ends ((thankfully))) And yes. I have a screwed up

mind.

Another note: Kidoumaru (the spider guy), Sakon/Ukon, Jiroubou

(big guy) and Tayuya are 14 and Kimimaro is 15. Isn't that a

shocker! Especially Tayuya's mouth!

Disclaimer!

Tayuya: So what if I am 14? Big fu-bleep! deal! What the bleep

am I suppose to say anyway, bitch?

Me: (shakes fist) Grrr. Temari! Use you big nutted ferret!

Temari: How about I say the disclaimer?

Me: OKIE!

Temari: Kei Hao Asakura does not and never will own Naruto or

anything that has a big label company name.

Me: (sigh) I'll just have to marry Kishimoto-san.

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Orochimaru sat in his meeting room, on his leather throne like

chair, looking down at a magazine. It was called, 'Beauty Tips of

Ninja's'. (hehe if any of you get it)

It had columns about all kinds of ninja's and the latest styles.

He was 'kuing', looking at all the new clothes. He wanted to be in

this. Maybe he would! He kued to himself then heard a knock on

the door.

"Come in," he said, not looking up from the magazine.

A chibi Kimimaro poked his head in and grinned.

"OOrochimaru-sammmmaaa! You loyal servant and number one

slave is here to assist you in anyway that is needed!" he said in a

sing song voice.

Orochimaru looked up at him and smiled evilly.

"Hello, Kimimaro-kun. Come sit down. We have a while until

everyone is here," he said, motioning to the seat next to him.

It had a small little tag that said his name. He smiled then

skipped over to the table to his seat.

Orochimaru smiled at him then looked down at the magazine

again.

"Hey, isn't that your teacher? Sarutobi-sensei? Why is he in this

magazine?" Kimimaro asked, looking with Orochimaru.

Orochimaru hissed with disdain then turned the page, hating the

fact that his ugly old teacher was in this while he wasn't. But he

could see why. He was the Hokage and all.

"Pshh, whatever," Orochimaru mumbled turning the page again.

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Kabuto walked down a long hallway, rubbing his temples. After

encountering a cross dressing Zaku and a chibi and out of

character Kimimaro, he was afraid what Sakon was going to do.

Kabuto stopped in front of Sakon and Ukon's room, staring at the

door for a moment then slowly reached out to it, about to knock

when one of the brothers opened the door and stared at Kabuto.

"A-Ah, hello umm…"

"Sakon."

"Yes, hi. Orochimaru-sama wants to see you and your brother in

the meeting room," he said, putting on his fake smile.

Sakon nodded then turned inside and called for his big brother.

"Ukon, come on. We gotta go," Sakon said, passing Kabuto.

Ukon walked out, following his brother like a puppy. IN fact…

Kabuto was wondering why he had a pair of puppy ears on his

head… unless… WAHHH! BAD! Kabuto shook his head and ran past

the strange twins, not wanting to even ask.

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Kimimaro was mad. Not mad. Pissed. Not just pissed. Pissed

beyond belief. Zaku had showed up with his loud obnoxious voice.

It made Kimimaro mad. Then Kabuto showed which made him

want to ring both Zaku's neck and Kabuto's. And then the twins

showed up. They weren't as bad, but now they had to start the

meeting. Kimimaro crossed his arms across his chest and puffed

his cheeks out.

"Now, now, Kimimaro-kun, it's alright," Orochimaru said, rubbing

Kimimaro's cheek the way he did everyone else's that he wanted

to seduce.

Kimimaro smiled up at his master and nodded.

Kabuto glared then started to cough!

"Kabuto, what is it?" Orochimaru asked, looking over at his

subordinate.

Kabuto shook his head and acted like it didn't matter, but

Orochimaru wouldn't take no for an answer.

"Kabuto, are you feeling ill?" he asked, sitting back down and

holding Kabuto's hand.

Kabuto shook his head then tossed a grin at Kimimaro. You know,

he took off his smile and threw it across the table. Cause you

know he can do that. Haha., just kidding. Orochimaru sighed then

patted his head.

"Maybe I should leave you home while we go shopping," he said,

taking his hand off Kabuto's head.

Kabuto gasped then shook his head and grabbed Orochimaru's

hand.

"No! I must stay by your side, whether you tell me to burn,

drown, strip or throw up my guts! I shall forever be you slave!"

Kabuto said, bowing over and over again.

Everyone stared then looked over at Kimimaro who had his hand

in a fist, about to punch Kabuto when Orochimaru went back to

his throne like leather seat and folded his hands on the table.

"I know you all know why we are here today and not all the sound

ninja's. It is because we only need certain people of the teams to

come along and pick out the suits they think is best. Of course, I

will chose my own, Zaku will choose for Dosu and Kin, Sakon and

Ukon will choose for the sound four and I shall pick out Kabuto's

and Kimimaro's. Any objections?" he asked, looking around the

table.

Everyone shook their heads.

"Good. We shall leave early in the morning. Please get to bed and

rest, my minions. We shall have the shopping experience of our

lives tomorrow. For I have… THE MAGICAL SHOPPING CARD

THAT THE AUTHORESS GAVE ME!" Orochimaru announced,

taking out a golden card that blinded everyone in it's path.

Yes, it was the Magical Shopping Card, meaning it always has

money. Never is empty. Nope. Never. C-C-Cause the Authoress is

rich. Y-Yes she is. Snif-a-snif, can we end this chapter now

before the readers realize I am poor.

Orochimaru smiled at his minions then put the card back and told

them to meet here tomorrow, dressing casual.

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Snif-a-snif. All I wanted was a 90 dollar box set of Fruits

Basket. Was it so much to ask? NO! Ame-chan gets all the stuff

she wants! Why can't I? I hate being the middle child…. Umm…

heh, review please.


Kei Hao Asakura