YAY! I am so happy! I finally got the boxset! So happy. (hugs cute little

boxset) It is Fruits Basket. It is one of the biggest shojou's I have seen since

Fushigi Yuugi. So sweet. That and a new Japanese horror called Uzumaki.

Some really hott (real) guys! (Sigh) Ahem. Seven more reviews. YAY!

A.L.S-SAN, Paulina-san. Kamikazehikari-san, Jin Freecs-san, Smashturnip

Girl-san, Kittyduck-san, KaibasShadowgirl-san and hurrahhurrah-san. Thank

you so much. (bow) Well, I am gonna start the story cause I haven't much of

a rant today. Also, Kittyduck-san, I am sorry, but it is a force of habit. The

ninja cookies make me do it. I AM SOOOO SORRY! (bow bow bow)

8888888888888888888888888888888888888 (THEY MADE ME DO IT)

Kabuto laid on his stomach on his nice comfy bed, writing in a diary.

"Dear Diary, what a day it has been. Orochimaru-sama has decided that we

all look to bland (and he is right ;p) and we need to go shopping. Tomorrow,

I will win my master's heart. Today, Kimimaro used his Chibi-no-jutsu. I

can't stand that move. He made it for Orochimaru-sama, but hasn't shown

him ever. It makes me wonder if he ever will. Well, doesn't matter. I need to

write down why this day was strange and what happened. It started out with

Zaku. He was wearing Kin's clothes. I know have a suspicion that he is a

cross dresser and he is going to be sorry if he doesn't pick something good

out for Kin and Dosu. And I don't even wanna talk about that bastard kid

Kimimaro. So I'll skip to Sakon and Ukon. For some odd reason, when

Ukon walked out, he had puppy ears on and a collar. Of course he took that

off in front of Orochimaru-sama, but when we left, he put them right back on

and started playing around! It was one of the weirdest things I have seen.

Well, I better be getting to be. Gotta wake up early tomorrow. Love,

Kabu…TARIMON! J/k. Kabuto."

Kabuto closed his diary and smiled. Starting to hum a song that sounded

very similar to Harmonia, he fell back onto his bed and closed his eyes.

"Orochimaru-sama, I hope my dreams are filled with you."

With that said, he slowly fell into the sweet slumber that is much needed.

"Kabu-chan!"

Kabuto opened his eyes, shocked that he was already awake. But something

was different. It was sunny and he was underground… wasn't he?

"Kabu-chan!"

Kabuto looked up and saw a strange sight that almost made him have a

nosebleed. It was Orochimaru in a school boy's uniform with his hair in a

lose ponytail. He looked so… YOUTHFUL!

"O-O-Orochimaru-sama!"

HIS VOICE! What the hell was wrong with his voice? It was… high pitched

and feminine!

"Silly, Kabu-chan. What's with the Orochimaru-sama? What happened to

Oro-kun?" he laughed, stopping in front of Kabuto.

Kabuto looked down to the ground and noticed what he was wearing… A

GIRLS UNIFORM! And he had cleavage? (poke…poke)

"So, Kabu-chan, what did you want to talk to me about?" Orochimaru asked,

smiling at her.

Kabuto looked down at the ground, a light blush on his cheeks.

"Umm… well… the thing is… I love you, Oro-kun!" he blurted out.

He heard Orochimaru chuckle then felt his chin being tipped up to look

Orochimaru in the eye.

"Me too, Kabu-chan," he whispered, leaning down.

Kabuto closed his eyes and was about to be kissed by his one and true love

when all of a sudden there was a loud noise!

Kabuto's eyes shot open and he sat up in his bed.

"KABUTO-SAN! WAKIE WAKIE EGGS N BAKIE!"

"Zaku. I will kill you."

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That is all. I am sorry. It is shorter than hell. Hell must be really short. I am

sorry that I haven't updated forever. I have been… um…dead? Not a good

excuse huh? I would love to see Kabuto in a sailor fuku! I just love him. My

sister hates him, but she took a quiz and it said that they screwed like rabbits

and she got a hickey. Haha. I got Rock Lee. Then Naruto. Hehe. I don't know

when I'll be able to update again cause I have band camp next week. So I

will try to do it fast. Ja matte ne, minna-san.

-Kei Asakura