YAY! TOXIN-PRODUCED CREATIVITY!

(cough)

yes, I am back. Sadly, they confiscated my mushrooms. I guess its back to sharpies for me!

"Oh no ya don't! I'm not letting you write high anymore! Me? Sonic's father? Komodo, honestly, that's pathetic." Criticized an angry Shadow.

"Shadow, if the IRS couldn't stop me, you certainly can't. Now go carry these heavy boxes up that thirty-story flight of stairs."

"If I don't do it, you're gonna have me drown in maple syrup, aren't ya?" Sighed the black hedgehog, staring at the boxes with contempt

"DING! We have a winner! Now go."

"Fine."

And as for Isu, yes, yes, I know, it's just that I wanted to put this story back up. Heh, heh. Don't worry, a new Doomface story will be up soon! We go to Italy!


Sonic and Amy had left a while ago. all of the characters, save komodo and Zoz helped in preparation to the setting upping of Sonic's 'surprise party' you see, If komodo or Zoz helped, they would probably be sabotaging it. (hey, I hate Sonic. I'd be poisoning his food, putting tacks on the chairs and nitroglycerin on the doorknobs. KESPLODE!) So, komodo, after getting bored, went outside. five minutes afterwards, the following events took place.

Komodo sat on the porch, reading a book and flipping absentmindedly through the pages. her hair kept falling around her eyes, and she had to keep putting it behind her ear. Pretty soon she got bored of that, and started reading while sitting upside-down on the steps. She was just getting to the end of the first chapter, when Shadow ran up to her.

"I'VE FOUND JESUS!" shadow exclaimed. Komodo paused and looked up at him.

"No, shadow, that's a firefly."

"..oh." Shadow said, looking at the bug in his hands. "okay, then, I've found a firefly." Shadow shooed the little bug away and walked up the porch steps.

"Aren't you supposed to be helping with the celebration?" asked komodo.

"No. Aren't you?"

"No."

"then we're even!" exclaimed Shadow, sitting down and reading over komodo's shoulder.

"Don't you have something better to do?"

"No."

"Like take over the world, or avenge Maria's death, or rant about how you're the ultimate life form and stuph?"

"No."

Suddenly a thousand angry readers tackled Shadow because he was being out of character and hadn't said anything funny yet, also demanding answers about plot-twists that didn't make sense.

And thusly our scene at DOOMFACE comes to a humorless close.


It had been about half an hour since Sonic and Amy got to the park, and they had basically just done whatever came to mind. Amy was just trying to kill time, she couldn't let Sonic get near DOOMFACE until five. It was magically 2:00 in the afternoon. why? Because I say so. Why do I say so? Because I'm bored. Why am I bored? BECAUSE YOU FRIGGIN PEOPLE DON'T REVIEW! ..well, actually, you did review so I'm bored because I have writer's block (as you can tell from the chapter's utter TEH SUKNESH!) So, everything was going hunky-dory, peachy keen, applesauce and badger livers, when somewhere around the... idunno... 15th? 64th? 12th? 7th? ride, (go ahead, pick one.) Sonic started feeling a little... bad. And thusly, this happened.

Sonic staggered weakly off of the ride... he-... he didn't feel so good...

"A-Amy..." he moaned weakly. Amy made a piteous coo at him, then took him up in her arms.

"One ride too much?" She asked. Sonic nodded. Amy sat down, bringing Sonic down beside her. She sighed lightly and let him lean against her. Sonic looked around. There they were, sitting down in the middle of a fair... And of course, odd glances aside, No one gave them any notice. Except for park security, but that comes later. Amy gave Sonic a quick kiss on the cheek, and left for a second. She came back almost instantly, and seized Sonic in her arms, handing him something. It was a bottle of ice water. "here, drink this." She said, Sonic shook his head, he didn't want to drink or eat anything... Amy looked sadly down at him. "Please?" she asked. Sonic looked at the water.. he sighed... what was the worst that could happen? He took it, when all of the sudden he thought he saw the water glow light blue for a moment. Sonic looked at it again. it looked normal, now. "Go ahead.." Amy said, rubbing his back. Sonic took a drink, surprised that it tasted sweeter than water should taste... he felt his stomach churn over it, when suddenly, he felt...

better?

he felt better! He felt fine! Absolutely fine! He turned to Amy, and smiled.

"Thanks. how did you know that would work?" He asked, basking in the relief washing over him. Amy smiled.

"Sirens have their ways." Amy said, giving Sonic a quick kiss on the forehead.


"WAIT A MINUTE, STOP THE PICTURE!" Shouted an angry Zoz, running into the film room and turning off the projector. "WHAT? SIREN? THAT MAKES NO SENSE! BLAARG!" she shouted, breaking a window with a chair.

"Don't fear, Zozma! I understand that both you and possibly many of the viewers must be immensely confused at this moment. W-ell, here'za explanation to what Amy just said.

In my fanfics I have three plot-twists that must be there for important reasons. I explain them all in L.O.T.E.D., but the part explaining what I just said isn't up yet. Sooooo...

AMY'S ANCESTOR WAS A SIREN AND SHE HAS MAGICAL POWERS!

I know it's CORNY! VERY corny, as a matter of fact so corny that if a plot-twist could be baked which it can't but if it could and the plot-twist was this plot twist and somebody ate that plot twist which is this plot-twist which was cooked and I know plot twists can't be cooked but if they could and if this one did and if someone did, then it would taste like CORN!

But who cares?

"I UNDERSTAND NOW! ALL IS CLEAR!" Zoz exclaimed, turning back on the cheap, 1984 movie projector.

AND REVIEW!


Sonic liked it. They were still sitting down, in the middle of the fairgrounds on the dry, brown grass. "how bout we just take a break for a while?" She asked. Sonic nodded. Sonic took anther drink of the ice water, finding it tasted normal, and went to sit down over at a pick nick table with Amy. They sat there and talked. (I don't want to write a talky-mush scene- use your imagination) Then, it was time for lunch. Amy offered to pay, and came back with two slices of Pizza. Sonic had pepperoni and sausage, while Amy just stuck with pepperoni. They enjoyed their food, and then looked around.

"We still have a couple of hours to kill." She said, picking up the paper plates. "What do you want to do?"

Sonic thought about it. No more intense rides, after what happened last time... the merry-go round was scary... maybe...

"We haven't gone on the Ferris wheel." Said Amy. "That's relaxing, if you're worried about your stomach."

Sonic thought for a moment... Ferris wheel... wasn't that the official couples ride..? Was Amy doing this on purpose?

What are you waiting for! GO for it! Said voice, appearing in a poof of imaginary green smoke by Sonic's side.

(You again!) Moaned Sonic.

Hey, go for it! It's obvious! She's setting up the perfect romantic scene!

(A Ferris wheel?)

Hey, I didn't say I could explain it, did I? Go on the ride, than, at the top, say something, about the weather or something...

(Okay)

Then make some comment on how pretty her eyes are or something..

(Huh? Voice, you know how jumpy I am about these things, you can't just expect me to-)

Fine then, loose her to Sephiroth, for all I care-

(Hey! Forget it, I'm sorry, I'll do it!) Said Sonic to voice. Voice gave Sonic a pat on the back.

That's my hog! Okay, then, while she's chewing on the "You have beautiful eyes" thing, plant a kiss on her!

(WHAT?) Sonic panicked. (I CAN'T DO THAT!)

Why not?

(IF I COULD EXPLAIN, I WOULD!) Shouted Sonic to voice. Amy gave him a kiss on the cheek and seized him in her arms.

"Come on, Sonic, yes or no?" She asked. Sonic panicked, stammering.

Yes! Say yes!

(No!)

Come on, do you want her or not?

(Fine)

"Okay, Ames... it sounds like fun."


"HOLD IT!" interrupted komodo. "Okay, here comes the mush." She turned to shadow. "HEDGE! 'SHROOM ME!"

"No! I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm not letting you write under the influence of poisonous fungus!" Shadow exclaimed. "As a matter of fact I hid them in a safe place where no one will ever get them!"

"Where?" asked komodo.

"Tails' room!" Shadow exclaimed proudly. The audience tackled Shadow for a second time because he gave toxic shrooms to an eight-year-old and was interrupting the story. And then komodo went and got her mushrooms and then continued to type.


Five minutes later, Sonic and Amy were finally at the front of the line. The manager for the ride gladly opened the gate, Amy eagerly sat down but Sonic dragged his feet. He couldn't kiss her! He just couldn't! Somehow It was okay for Amy to kiss him, she did it all the time, but, for Sonic... He couldn't explain why, it was just weird! He sat down next to her in the small, yellow seat, finding there wasn't much room; She cuddled up next to him. Sonic swallowed nervously. The manager then closed and locked the gate to the seat; (safety first!) And the ride began to move. Sonic waited patiently as the wheel turned until the seat Sonic was in was at the top. (That has to happen, the Ferris wheel has to be boarded by opposite seats, otherwise the wheel would get side heavy and not be able to turn.) Sonic swallowed nervously again, looking around.

"The weather has been perfect today!" Said Amy happily, leaning into Sonic.

(Oh, great! She took my line!) Sonic thought to himself, panicked. There was an awkward pause before the ride started moving again; thankfully those had been the last two people, and the ride continued on it's gentle circle. Sonic felt Amy take his hand. He stared at her, bewildered.

"But not as perfect as you." Amy said. Sonic panicked, pressing against the opposite side of the seat. what was she doing? He looked around, realizing that there was no way to escape... No excuse to give to get out of here... "What's the matter, Sonic..?" Amy said calmly, noticing his distress. Sonic adverted his gave, embarrassed, when he felt Amy take him up in her arms, stroking his quills. Sonic calmed down a little. He... he liked it when she did that... it felt... well, it felt good!

"I'm real Sorry." said Sonic, knowing how much of an idiot he must look like by now. Amy laughed.

"For what?"

"For being all... I don't know!" Sonic said, mildly frustrated. Amy shrugged and gave the little blue hedgehog another hug.

All in all Sonic was quite happy.


meanwhile


"No, no! the decorations should go here!" Sephiroth said to Rouge, pointing to the window. Rouge groaned

"Does it matter?"

"No! But we're making an effort anyway! Remember what a mess we made of Sonic's LAST birthday?" said knuckles

flashback-

"FLAMETHROWER TAG!" shouted komodo, blasting Sonic with a flamethrower.

end of flashback

"It's not my fault! How was I supposed to know hedgehogs were highly combustionny?"

"But you- ..you- ...well-... COMBUSTIONNY ISN'T A WORD!" Knuckles argued. Meanwhile Tails, Fliara and Cream were trying to bake a cake. If it wasn't for Sephiroth running in every five minutes and putting out the fires, keeping Fliara away from the food (Fliara was a terrible cook- everything ended up with some sort of explosive in it) and telling them what to do, the cake would be.. well... dead!

"IT'S DONE!" Exclaimed Fliara, doing her famous I 4/ T3H 1337 H4X0R pose, (some energetic victory pose) and taking out the cake. In about ten minutes, due to a group effort it was frosted at least better than slipshodily, and the decorations were complete.

"Finally! I thought that would never get done!" Said Cream, exhausted. (Watching a cake bake for 30 minutes is very exhausting. Stop laughing)

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

"EVERYBODY HIDE!" Shouted Sephiroth, diving behind a chair. The other characters hid as well, only in more unintelligent places. (Fliara- chandelier, Knux-under glass table Rouge-standing out in the open)

"WAIT A MINUTE! STOP THE PICTURE AGAIN!" Shouted Knux, getting up from under the glass table. "Why are we hiding?"

"I dunno. This chapter is done. I'll explain tomorrow." komodo said, turning to leave.

"HEY! WAIT! THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME! AND YOU DIDN'T UPDATE FOR A WEEK! HEY! COME BACK HERE!" Knuckles shouted, running after komodo.

"You'll never catch me alive!" komodo said, running away. Knuckles chased after her.

For a while the other characters didn't move, then slowly but surely devolved into chatting about komodo's laziness and how Shadow was recently sent to the hospital from being tackled by the audience so much. Tails, however, was to busy chasing hallucinated swirly colors. yes, my friend, he got into the shrooms.


THA IND! ISH! SORT OF! NOT REALLY! CHAPTER FOUR BY TOMORROW-ISH, I PROMISE ON MY GRANDMA'S GRAVE!

"I'm not dead!"

...oh... sorry.