First off I just want to say I'm so happy that I've gotten reviews! I'm happier than I've been in a long time! I've got this nice, fuzzy warm feeling in my stomach, like a puppy in a microwave or a bunny drowning in gasoline.

"YIKES!" Shouted cream, running.

I'M SORRY, CREAM! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Yep, I'm back. This chapter didn't take long to revise. Which is a very good thing for me.

"And the best part is this chapter has almost no mush, so komodo won't be high on 'shrooms anymore!" Said Shadow.

"That's a good thing?" Asked komodo.

"It is for me!"

Amy and Sonic had just arrived from the park; all in all they had a very good time and Sonic was actually starting to forget about the whole Sephiroth thing. They were just nearing DOOMFACE corporations when Amy remembered about the party and decided to check on how things were going before she let Sonic inside. She stopped at the oak tree, and turned to Sonic.

"Sonic, could you wait here for a moment? There's something I have to do." She tried to explain, gently pushing Sonic to the ground. The little blue hedge-head was instantly depressed.

...Probably to go tell Sephiroth to run out the back door... she's still lying... Sonic pouted, but didn't protest and waited under the oak-tree as she left. Sonic was sad again. (Wait a minute... that was very poor vocabulary... hmm, what about...) An aching misery crept through his soul as his thoughts mobbed over the note and the deception of it all... (Is that better? No? TOO BAD!)

Amy Sighed as she rang the doorbell, expecting the usual dog-pile profanities but only hearing panicked shouting on the other side and various noises that could only be made by the destruction of valuable objects and furniture. Assuming the worst, (Which would be either Shadow going crazy again or Tails getting high off shrooms and running around screaming 'I love you!' and giving everyone hugs. And I mean EVERYONE. I'm Sorry, Tails. And Sorry, Everyone that got hugged by Tails.) So, she got the house key from under the welcome mat (How original.) And let herself inside.

She walked in to see everyone hiding, although in quite unintelligent places. (Fliara, chandelier, Knux, under glass table, Rouge- ...do I really have to do this again?)

"It's okay, guys, coast is clear, Sonic's not here yet!" Amy explained.

"Phew!" Said Sephiroth, standing up from behind the chair. Fliara also jumped down from the chandelier, and Knux, with difficulty, got up from under the table. Rouge of course didn't have to move and Tails... forget Tails.

"Is everything ready? Can I go get him?" Amy asked, looking out the door to make sure Sonic was still sitting underneath the tree.

"Sure! We'll hide again!" Said Knuckles. Amy nodded.

"And thanks again for helping with this surprise party, Sephiroth." Said Amy as she turned to go get Sonic. She closed the door behind her and ran across the lawn.

"Hey, why ARE you helping, anyway?" Asked Tails and Rouge. Sephiroth chuckled.

"It's actually a funny story. You see, I killed this girl named Aris and then tried to become a god, so naturally, the authorities got a little offended and I was sentenced to 3 years of community service!" Sephiroth exclaimed. 'This is my fourth good deed in a month!"

"Oh, okay... wait 3 YEARS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR KILLING SOMEONE!" Shouted Knuckles.

"Yes. Yes indeed."

"Sweet!"

Sonic sighed shakily as he sat beneath the tree. He couldn't believe it. He had thought today had gone rather well... He wondered... It was only a matter of time until he told her he knew or she told him. It was so confusing! He just couldn't take it. He again sighed as the dappled light splashed from the leaves. He wasn't sure how he was going to get over it, but...

Suddenly he saw Amy walking back towards him. He couldn't help it; he was getting teary-eyed again. He looked away and tried to wipe away his tears before she saw them.

"Sonic? Sonic, are you okay?" Amy asked.

Too late.

"I'll be fine." Sonic lied, standing up and again trying to hide the specks of tears in his eyes.

"HOLD IT!" Protested Sonic.

"WHAT IS IT NOW?" Argued komodo.

"I'm not THAT insecure! I wouldn't be crying!"

"Shut up or I'll write a Sonic/Strawberry Shortcake fic and YOU get to be the pretty pony!"

Amy looked up at him, concerned. She gently ruffled his quills, and asked,

"What's wrong?" She pulled him into a hug. "What's so upsetting?"

Sonic couldn't stand it. He forcefully shoved her away, again tears in his eyes. Amy wasn't put off for a second, she simply came- ...she... I... I...

I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T WRITE THIS MUSH STUPH WITHOUT SHROOMS! Sorry, Shad, I tried. Now where'd Tails put them?

"They're gone." Said Tails.

"Gone?" Asked komodo quizzically.

"Gave 'em to the homeless shelter."

"You did tell them that they're poisonous mushrooms, right?"

"No. But I did buy you these NON toxic mushrooms! They work just as good!" Said Tails.

"THAT'S A GOOD TAILSY-WAILSY! I can now write mush with no toxinny brain damage what so eve- POTATO!"

We now return to the intended program.

Amy wasn't put off for a second. She simply cam back to Sonic's side, and gently rubbed the tears from his eyes.

"Please tell me what's wrong, Sonic..." She begged. Sonic looked up at her. He didn't say a word. "Sonic... hey, there's something I want you to see. Come here." Amy explained, taking Sonic's hand and pulling him along. Sonic didn't understand but expected it to be her way of telling him she was leaving. He was devastated. Amy seemed very happy about all of this. He wondered... was it for the best? He didn't understand at all and wasn't sure he wanted to, but... If Amy was going to be happier without him, he could put up with it. What he couldn't stand was Sephiroth. How could someone like that try and take his Amy! It was okay if Amy had made the choice, but... if that Sephiroth had somehow brainwashed her or... EEP! Sephiroth was an evil villain! Of COURSE he would have evil brainwashing plans! Why hadn't Sonic realized that before! Sonic instantly decided he hated Sephiroth.

Amy knocked on the door; (she wanted to give everyone inside a chance to hide) And turned to look at Sonic. He had been acting so weird lately. And so sad. She hated seeing Sonic sad. (ALLITERATION! YAY! PRAISE FOR THE LIZARD-QUEEN!) She really hoped that this would cheer him up. She also hoped he would tell her what was wrong. She really thought that she could help. She opened the door.

"SURPRISE!" Yelled everyone in unison. Sephiroth jumped from behind the chair. Sonic saw Sephiroth. Sonic glared. Amy noticed.

"Sonic, this is Sephiroth, he helped-"

"EVIL BRAINWASHER!" Screamed Sonic, attempting to tackle the silver-haired villain to the ground. Sephiroth being a freakish 7feet tall and Sonic being a freakish 3 and1/2 feet tall, it didn't work exactly as planned. But, luckily Sephiroth stumbled over his own feet in surprise. (Okay, picture this; you've just been attacked by a three foot tall blue talking hedgehog, and you're not on any drugs currently -as you can tell- wouldn't you be surprised too?) Sonic then started attacking Sephiroth in the most noble way possible- flailing and screaming. And thusly, this happened.

"OFF OF MY SEPHIE-CHAN!" Zoz exclaimed, tackling Sonic.

"OFF OF MY SONIC!" Exclaimed Amy, tackling Zoz

"OFF OF MY BEST (and only) FRIEND!" Komodo shouted, tackling Amy.

"OFF OF MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND!" Shouted Tails, tackling komodo

"OFF OF THE PERSON WHO WRITES MY PAYCHECK!" Knuckles said, tackling tails

"TAILSY-WAILSY! NO!" Shouted some obsessive fan-girl, tackling knuckles.

"SWITZERLAND!" Shouted the governor of Kansas, running around and hitting the obsessive fan-girl with a frying pan.

Rouge, Shadow, cream and Alexi watched from the sidelines as people continued biting and kicking and screaming. They seemed to be enjoying themselves.

"Popcorn?" Asked Rouge, holding out a bag of popcorn to the other characters not in the feud. Alexi and Cream obliged, but Shadow didn't "What's wrong?"

"... It's a vegetable."

"Yes!"

"...That's been dried,"

"Yes"

"Smothered in unhealthy flavorings,"

"Yes!"

"Stored for months,"

"Yes!"

"And then exploded."

"Finally someone understands!" Shouted the bag of popcorn. But, soon afterward the bag of popcorn died form having its innards eaten. And it continued, Rouge, Shad, 'Lexi and cream watching over half of the DOOMFACE staff, an evil villain, a fan girl and the governor of Kansas fought over nothing. Finally, one person in the feud realized no one knew what they were fighting over, and henceforth decided to sort out all of the confusion. Yes, henceforth. Not to be confused with fencehorth, which doesn't mean anything. At least I don't think so. So anyway, THEN the cabbage said to the potato, 'You're the one with the eyes!' And it was- ...wait, where am I?

"Hey, wait a minute, what's the motive of all this, anyway?" Knuckles said, holding up Tails by the foot.

"No clue!" Zoz said, pinning Sephiroth in a bear hug.

"Noooo! All that money on hair products, gone to waste! I'll have split-ends for months!" Exclaimed Sephiroth, (Whom I've decided is vain about his hair) Sonic stood up, covered in bruises, and looked around.

"Sonic! Sonic, are you okay? ...Sonic?" Amy said, taking Sonic up in her arms and getting all concerned. "Sonic?"

Sonic burst into tears and clung to her. Amy, mildly disturbed, tried to calm him down, but to no avail.

So, anyway, explaining things that weren't explained, please consider the following

1. The joke with park security never existed. Sorry. My life is a lie! (Komodo bursts into sobs and runs.)

2. Sonic IS OOC and I'm proud of it.

3. I will NEVER write anything including Shad-Amy or anything to do with Shad-Amy. Ya wanna know why? Because it's the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of! Forgive me, Shad-Amy fans, but the news had to be broken to you sometime. I hope you can get over it.

4. Yes, the next chapter must be the last chapter. I'm sorry, but "all terrible, random, and senseless things must come to an end." Expect it soon, I'll probably write it pretty fast and pretty good. It will be loved by all, except for mystery person who couldn't seem to stop flaming this story. Thank god that he lost track of me.

5. As for those of you that ask: "Why didn't tails give the good mushrooms to the homeless shelter, and give komodo back her mushrooms," Well, the answer is that it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.

Well, I'll see you later! And remember I have lots of stuph to do, so updates might be slow, which isn't helped by the fact that I have terrible writer's block right now. And some of you may notice that the title has changed. Those of you who remember this title may ask why it was ever different; my answer is I forgot it. But now I remember. Oh, and this is now the story in which every Oakshire story will take place. Yeah, expect more updating in a week or two.