TAG Body Spray

By Juel Haruna

I know I'm working on many different things at once, but I can't help it! I get too many good ideas! (Smiles) Well, this is going to be a collection of completely random mini stories showing the effects of the cologne we all call Tag Body Spray!

Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D. or Tag Body Spray

Warnings: Scarce language. Do not try this at home!

READ AND REVIEW!


.oOo.oO Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oo.oOo.

"This looks bad."

"How on earth . . . . ?"

Everyone's favorite doctors stood on either side of a patient's bed.

"Let's see," examined Dr. Foreman looking into some files, "18 year old male, with random injuries all over his body—"

"Including a broken arm, legs, neck, and back." finished Dr. Chase.

"This is crazy!" cried Cuddy grabbing the file from Foreman.

"What happened to you Mr. Peterson?" asked Dr. Cameron.

The patient (known as Jim Peterson), who was wrapped in casts and bandages, just moaned and pointed to something on the bedside table. Before anyone looked to see what it was, Greg House walked in.

"Ah, I wonder what happened to this poor soul." hewondereduninterestingly.

Dr. Cameron spoke up, "We were just getting to that. He's injured in about every part of his body, including his face, and—"

"I'm sure I would have noticed." said House inspecting the patient with an odd look on his face.

"Since you all have this under control," started House picking up a can off the bedside table, "I guess I'll be going."

House lightly sprayed the contents on his wrist and sniffed.

"Hmm . . . smelly."

House was out the door and halfway down the hall when Cuddy and Cameron sniffed the air and realized where the sent was coming from.

The two women glanced at each other for a split second, and before Foreman and Chase knew what was going on, the female doctors were storming down the hall!

House (finally turning his head) had noticed the two women charging at him. He attempted to run, but his limp was slowing him down!

"DAMN LEG!"

Before the girls got any closer, House grabbed an empty wheelchair and sped down the hall!

WHAM!

House was pummeled at the end of the hall by a nurse, and soon all the female doctors in the area(including patients) were on top of him in a pile.


Tag body spray.

Cameron and Cuddy: "Ooh."

Use at your own risk.


Not much to say here, just review and I'll make another one about a different subject. Of course, it will either be Anime, TV shows, or books unless I change my mind!

-Juel (grins)