Wait, we did WHAT?
by SetsuntaMew

Hehe. Lack of homework means that I actually have time for writing again. And I apologize in advance for any weirdness in wording or anything that may happen; I'm listening to a Pikachu dance mix right now. Yes, I'm strange like that.

Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own anything. If I did, there'd be a heck of a lot more romance and absolutely no angst whatsoever. I'm just a happy kind of girl. So, Rumiko is still in charge. Oh well.


-Chapter 2-

Friday, 5:54 pm. Departure time is 6:00 pm.

There was ringing in Sango's apartment once again, but this time it was the doorbell instead of the phone. 'Damn it, I still need to finish packing a few things!' she thought to herself as she ran around her bedroom, grabbing various articles of clothing. The doorbell continued to ring. "I'm coming! One second!"

"Sango-chan! We want to leave soon!" Kagome exclaimed as soon as Sango opened the door. "You're not even finished packing yet! What have you been doing all day?"

"Um. I slept in?" Truthfully, Sango had spent to day lounging around and trying to get out of riding in the same car as Miroku. Sadly, she hadn't come up with as valid excuse, which meant she was definitely stuck.

"Oooookay. You've never slept in before though." Kagome looked a little confused. 'Great, now I feel bad about lying to her. But I can't very well tell her that I was thinking about him all day. She already thinks I like him like that.'

"I was just tired. Um, I'll be ready in a second. You sure I can't drive in my own car?" But Sango already knew the answer.

"Of course not! It'll be like a little road trip as a prelude to upcoming fun of the weekend!" Kagome was definitely a little too excited. Then again, she had just gotten engaged, so she had reason to be.

"If you say so. You're not the one who's going to be groped for the next three hours," Sango replied, clearly not anywhere near as excited as her friend.

"Oi, you two, are we leaving today?" Inuyasha called into the room.

"I'm ready, I'm ready. We can go now," Sango answered, prepared to leave the apartment. 'Okay, Kohaku will be watching and feeding Kirara, everything's locked up. Yep, ready as I'll ever be.'

"Yay!" Kagome exclaimed, as the three left the apartment and walked over Inuyasha's SUV.

"Sango! Kagome-san said that you wanted to drive alone. I'm so happy you decided to ride with us," Miroku said upon seeing her, as well as sending a grin her way.

"Yeah, well, it's not like I had much of a choice. She'd probably send me on a guilt trip. And you're only happy because you get to spend three hours in close quarters groping me," Sango shot back.

"My dear, you misunderstand my intentions. I only wish to spend time with a person so wonderful as yourself." Unfortunately for Miroku, his words were completely ignored, as he had decided to grope her at that exact moment.

"Hentai," Sango mumbled and slapped him. "That's why I don't want to spend time with you."

"But there was dust there, and I had to- hey, wait, where did Kagome-san and Inuyasha go?" Miroku paused mid-excuse as he noticed that their two companions had gone missing.

"They were here just a second ago..." she remarked, as she walked around to the other side of the SUV and immediately wished she hadn't. In front of her stood Inuyasha and Kagome, making out. The scene had her frozen in place, completely unaware of anything else.

"Wondering what that's like, Sango?" Miroku whispered in her ear. Apparently, while she wasn't paying attention, he had snuck up behind her and was now more than a little too close for comfort.

"You, you, you PERVERT, you! Don't sneak up on me like that and don't you dare ask me questions like that ever again!" Sango yelled while whacking at him repeatedly.

"Mercy, mercy! I was only curious if you wanted to try it out," Miroku informed her, grinning the whole time, even as he sported a new lump on his head and another hand mark on his face.

A couple minutes and Kagome's embarrassed face later, the four had finally gotten on the road. But sadly for them, it was past six. Inuyasha grumbled for the first five minutes about lazy people making them late, until Miroku pointed out that he and Kagome had technically been the ones delaying them, since the two had been, in his words, 'close to procreating in front of them all.' This comment earned him another hit from Sango, Kagome threw a shoe at him, and Inuyasha almost drove off the road. After that incident, the trip was basically calm. Kagome and Inuyasha engaged in quiet conversation in the front, while Miroku started out by trying to converse with Sango. Unfortunately, she didn't seem to want anything to do with him.

As he tried once again to make conversation with her and she brushed him off, Sango's subconscious reprimanded her. "You really should be nicer to him. He's just trying to be nice."

'Nice my ass. He only wants to get me in bed. Or something similar. He's a baka hentai, and that's that. I can't stand him,' Sango snapped back to...herself.

"Give the poor boy a chance," her subconscious prodded. But no, she was stubborn.

'When he stops-' Sango started, before feeling the familiar hand on her ass. "HENTAI!" she yelled and slapped Miroku, who happened to have a perfectly innocent look on his face. "What was that for?"

"You looked distracted. And unhappy," he informed her.

"And that gives you right to grab my ass? I don't think so," Sango told him shortly. Her temper was now flared up, and Miroku knew it. Sango never had been one to do well in tight spaces.

"Seeing you angry is better than seeing you unhappy," he stated.

"Maybe you make me unhappy," she snapped. That comment shut him up for the rest of ride. But it also caused him to look quite hurt, and Sango ended up feeling guilty for the next two and a half hours.


A hotel in Las Vegas, 12:18 am

"You really should make reservations ahead of time. I'm sorry, but we only have two rooms free," the desk clerk told the four.

Sango sighed. They had been to quite a few hotels already, most having either one room, or none in the first place. "How many beds are in each room?" she asked.

"Let me see...okay, there are two beds in room 317, and only one bed in room 324, but it has a fold-out couch," the clerk answered.

"I just want to go to bed. I'm tired. We've been driving around for over three hours looking for a place to stay. I already planned on sharing a room with Inuyasha, so Sango-chan, Miroku-san, work it out yourselves. I'm taking room 324," Kagome said, before taking the keycard from the clerk and telling Inuyasha to go get their bags.

Miroku reached out and wrapped his arm around Sango's waist, which caught her off-guard. "We'll take the other room," he told the clerk suggestively. She merely raised an eyebrow before handing him two keycards.

"Sekushii-san, get off of me! It's way too late for this. I just want to go to bed," she told him, beyond exasperation.

"But Sango, you looked tired. I was just helping to keep you from falling over out of exhaustion!"

"Right. I'm going to get my bags, then," Sango stated before walking off.

"No need for that; I got them for you already!" he told her proudly.

'Oh yes, definitely too late for this.' "Give me those!"

"No, I'm carrying them for you."

"Oh fine! Just shut up then and hurry up. I already said I wanted to go to bed."

"You're quite the eager one, aren't you? Do not worry my dear, I shall not keep you waiting!" Miroku called as he hurried after her towards the elevators, perverted grin showing that he meant the statement exactly how it sounded.

"You pervert. I didn't mean that," Sango said, as she 'accidentally' bumped into him. Miroku tumbled into the elevator and landed on top of the bags. She walked in, looking triumphant, which caused her to miss the look in his eyes. The second the doors shut, she felt someone knock her legs out from under her. And she went tumbling down on top of Miroku. 'I hate my luck.'

"Oops. Sorry, it must have been an accident," he said quite innocently.

"Accident. Of course. At least I make it plausibly accidental when I knock someone over," Sango answered.

"So you did knock me over on purpose!"

"No, it was just as accidental as you knocking me over."

Ding. The elevator doors opened to the third floor. Sango pushed herself up off of Miroku - which she hadn't had a chance to do during their short argument - and walked out of the elevator towards rooms 317, leaving him with the bags.


We are not going to give Killian a hard time about this taking forever, right? Okay, go ahead. I know, I know. Over a week. But I had to finish up school. Today was the last day, though, so whoo-hoo! Freedom!

Time for reviewer thanks! You guys ROCK!

lilsanoku105- I continued, see? Enjoy!

KarmaDreamz- Noooo. Not fair. You guessed it! You're psychic, right? Okay, maybe I am using a cliché idea, but I'll make it better than everyone else's, right? Right? And I'm so sorry for the long wait with chapter two, but hopefully three will come sooner!

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