Wait,
we did WHAT?
by SetsuntaMew
Oops. Okay, so I claimed I would have this chapter posted by today (the 8th), but apparently I'm lazy and I've just started it now. Hehe...I'm an idiot. And lazy. But that's okay, because you love me anyway. Right? Right?
Disclaimer: Who owns Inuyasha? Not me! Duh. Common sense, people.
Edit: Took people's advice and changed Miroku's last name to Sekushii. In case you missed the note in chapter four, or you haven't gotten that far yet, Sekushii means sexy.
-Chapter 3-
Hotel room 317, around 10:30 am
Sango knew it was going to be one of those days. Those horrid days where she was going to end up in a bunch of awkward situations, most likely involving Miroku. How could she tell? Oh, only by the fact that she woke to find him staring at her from a very close proximity.
"SEKUSHII-SAN! What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
"Just watching you sleep," he answered as though it the most normal thing to be doing.
"Why?"
"Because it's the only time that I can gaze at your beauty without being beaten up."
Sango could feel the heat rising to her cheeks. Damn him for being such a flirt. "W-well, find some other girl to gaze at. I need to get dressed.
"Can I watch?" he asked with a grin.
"NO! Get out!" she yelled at him. Her cheeks definitely got redder, if that was even possible.
"But Sango, where can I go? There's only the hallway. How about I close my eyes and turn the other way? I promise I won't peek...much, at least."
Seconds later, Miroku found himself beaten, bruised, and locked out in the hallway.
Breakfast room of the hotel, about twenty minutes later
"...and I swear, Kagome-chan, I am going to kill him soon! I wasn't even awake for a full five minutes and I had to forcibly remove him from the room!" Sango explained, exasperated. The two were eating the last of the breakfast buffet while waiting for Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Why? What'd he do this time?" Kagome asked, slightly distracted because she was trying to drink her milkshake. Mmm, milkshake...
The blush returned to Sango's cheeks. "He asked if he could watch me get dressed! And he was watching me sleep for who knows how long!"
"Sango-chan, I really think it's just because he likes you."
"Yeah, right. He wants nothing more than to get me in bed. And if he truly does like me, he could be a little less perverted in showing his affections."
"You're so lucky, though! Inuyasha still barely shows any sort of affection in public."
"Oh, no, no, no I am not. And Kagome-chan?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you talking like I'm in a relationship with Sekushii-san?"
"Eh heh heh...well, you see...you may as well be! Give him a chance!"
'Why does Kagome seem like the voice in my head? People really need to stop telling me to give the hentai a chance...' "No, Kagome-chan, sorry. He's way too much of a lech to deal with on a regular basis."
"But that's what you like about me, right Sango?" Miroku had chosen that time to enter the dining hall place.
"In your dreams, Sekushii-san," she snapped.
"Okay! Now that we're all ready to go, let's do some sight-seeing!" Kagome exclaimed happily, dragging her two friends and future husband out of the hotel and to the sights of Las Vegas.
Six hours later...
"Kagome-chan, can we sit down? Please? We've been walking all day," Sango asked. 'My feet hurt, I've been hit on by Sekushii-san more times than I can count, my hand hurts from slapping him all day...then again, it can always get worse. I'd rather not tempt fate by complaining too much.'
"I guess...I know! Let's go back to the hotel! They have a swimming pool. That's a great way to relax, right?" Kagome answered.
"Can we eat?" Inuyasha asked hopefully.
"We can have dinner after swimming," she told him. "Ooo, and then we can check out one of the gambling halls."
"Gambling? Kagome-chan, I don't think I have that much money to spare..." Sango said. 'I really don't...but I should have considered that we were going to Vegas...'
"But that's the biggest part of Las Vegas! Don't be a party pooper," Kagome lectured.
Sango sighed. "I guess I just won't gamble very much..."
"Alright then! On to swimming!"
"Sekushii-san! Don't you dare even try to untie that!" Sango yelled before slapping Miroku's hand away from the tie of her bathing suit top.
"B-but, there was a bug there!" he argued.
"Of course there was. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to swim somewhere else." He began swimming after her. "YOU STAY HERE!" she told him before trying to stalk off. Since they were in the pool, it didn't have quite the desired effect, but Sango didn't mind. She'd gotten rid of Miroku, so all was good, right?
After a relaxing swim, the four changed and ate a (comparatively) peaceful dinner. The waiter being male probably helped. Miroku had spent half of lunch hitting on their waitress. The other half he spent hitting on Sango. And Sango spent almost all of lunch hitting him. Dinner was much quieter, since Miroku only had one female to hit on. He also came out with less injuries.
Gambling, Sango decided, was not for her. 'Somehow, I've managed to lose all my cash to those damned slot machines in what's probably record time. I should have just gone up to my room. Nah...Kagome would have guilted me out of there anyway. I guess I'll just resign myself to a boring evening.'
And then, Sango discovered the bar.
Across the room, Miroku wasn't having much more luck than Sango at gambling. He'd lost a good deal of money and wasn't really in the mood to lose anymore. So, he decided to wander around, maybe find Sango to flirt with. A couple minutes of wandering later, he also discovered the bar.
A couple hours later, Sango and Miroku had ended up sitting next to each. Also, they were more than a little tipsy by now.
'Tee-hee! This is actually pretty fun! Talking to Miroku and- whoa! When did I start calling him Miroku? Oh well! Aw, my glass is empty...' "Hey! Hey! I'll take another!" Sango called to the bartender.
"Wonderful idea, love. I'll have another as well," Miroku said. Normally, he didn't drink in excess, but hey. It's Vegas, he's lost a bunch of money to gambling, drinking seems like the best idea at the time.
The bartender gave the two a look, but he's seen people much more drunk than them. As long as they didn't start any fights or destroy anything, he didn't mind. Oh, and they had better pay.
"You know, Miroku...if you weren't such a baka hentai, I'd probably like you more."
"Is that so?"
"Oh yes. But let me tell you a secret: I actually don't mind. Sometimes, even, I like it. It's flattering."
"Then maybe I won't stop. And I'll let you in on a secret too."
"Ooo, really? Great!"
"I like you much more than any of those other girls I've flirted."
"Can you even remember them all?"
"Err...maybe not..."
"But that's okay! I like you a lot too!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
And then, as though it were a sign from the gods, the crowd parted slightly and revealed to the two a clear path to...the obligatory 24-hour chapel. Every good Vegas hotel needs one, you know.
In unison, the two said, "I have an idea!"
Record time! I finished this in less than an hour, I believe. Maybe exactly an hour. -does a happy dance- Also, wow! So many reviews! Way more than the first chapter. They make me very happy indeed.
Inuyashasitboy13-Thanks! I'm really glad it's interesting...I spend a lot of time worrying that people are falling asleep reading it! Yeah, I'm paranoid like that. Oh well!
EpitomeofDistraction- This is a very? Eh? I'm confused...
silent fairy- Really? I've never met anyone else named Killian...maybe it's more popular than I thought!
bubblii- Thanks! I updated as soon as I got off my lazy ass...heh.
Bluegirl- Nothing major happens in the hotel room on the first night...but the second one, oh, I'll have fun with that!
FlamingRedFox- I love light-hearted stuff. I'm not much of an angst fan...anyway, I haven't updated a fic since September, I believe. Yeah. I have update issues. Thanks for the compliments and I will try to continue to update so quickly...try being the key word here.
KarmaDreamz- Chapter three is sooner, see? See? I'm so proud! And I knew you were psychic because...I'M PSYCHIC TOO! Bwahaha.
Once again, thank you to the reviewers! You guys keep me going! So, continue to review and I'll continue to write, okay? Thanks!
