Title: Dealing with Insanity
Author
: Tsubasa Kya
Disclaimer: Sorry, I do not own Inuyasha people. I'm just a fan.


Chapter two: Death by Cat

"Oh em gee!" Sesshoumaru squealed, sounding much like a stuffy-nosed pig grunting with his stuffed up sinuses. He looked at the cat that had curled up on his bed and was practically shoving himself into the closet to get away from the hairs that floated his way as the cat's tails swished back and forth tauntingly. The red circles on the twin tails seemed to gleam mockingly at him and the white hairs just continued to float around like they owned the place.

"Inashimasoc coarwe pwo!" Said a girl who, ridiculously enough seemed unable to speak anything but gibberish. Sesshoumaru thought it was a shame, too since she was an okay looking girl. But then he recognized her as one of Inuyasha's friends. What was her name again? Oh yeah, Sango. She was hissing at Sesshoumaru now, as though she was going to scratch him.

He closed the closet on her, locking himself in. Hey, he might no longer be able to get out, but at least he was away from the insane girl and her cat. But it was a magic closet. It teleported him and his bags to a random universe. And that random universe happened to be our favorite Kagome's room. He landed on Kagome's cat and immediately started breaking out in a terrible rash.

"Hey, get off of my cat!" Kagome yelled at him. He couldn't have if he wanted to. Excuse this poor author as she bleeps out many swearwords and random nonsense. "Bleep. Bleep. Bleep. Bleep. Bleep!"

But that still didn't make the author like Sesshoumaru. Yes, he still had to work on that one.

The next morning, Sesshoumaru found that things were not going his way at all and the school year had just started. He had met hell itself when he landed on that cat. He had been beaten up for it too, so on top of nearly suffocating, he was also half dead from a bunch of bruises. Needless to say, he wasn't really happy with the outcome. It wasn't favorable for him. But hey, the author of this here fanfiction is laughing her ass off because she likes the outcome.

If only she could find a reason to dismember him... "No! Don't do that! You don't want to do that!" Sesshoumaru cried out, hiding under the bed. Oh okay, she wouldn't do that... "Thank god!" ...yet. "Damn it!" But it didn't mean she wasn't laughing her ass off at him still. Oh yes, humorous thoughts of torturing that cocky good-for-naught.

Some might wonder just why the author didn't like Sesshoumaru. "I'd like to know!" Sesshoumaru blurted out. "Let me in on the secret, since it is my life you're messing with!" Well, it's simple. It's because he's prettier than her. "What? You want to string me up by my innards from your ceiling fan--I read your diary--and it's because I'm good looking?"

No, she had to disagree. He wasn't good looking, he was pretty. Now take a good look at Naraku. There is a good looking man. Sinister and proud of it. Sesshoumaru just wanted to teach his little brother under the pretext of trying to kill him. Not exactly very sinister, is it? Plus, Sesshoumaru wore a furry pelt as a fashion statement. What was up with that?

"Well, girls like it." He shrugged. "Got any allergy meds?" No, no she didn't have any...for him anyway. She preferred to let him suffer. Anyway, since there clearly was a fanfiction going on and the author and one of the 'actors' just burst out into random conversation, the author decided to do something drastic to Sesshoumaru for talking to her. She cut off his hair. Short.

And was bothered because he still looked pretty damn good. Darn it. Well, anyway, now with his hair extremely short, like to his earlobes, she grinned and just let him walk back onto the 'video set' and a collective gasp was heard from all the other 'actors' in the particular fanfiction. Kagome, of course, being the troublemaker she naturally is, decided to try to kill Sesshoumaru for the author.

She snuck up behind Sesshoumaru and then... stuffed her cat down the back of his pants. She ran away, cackling like mad because she had done something so evil. "Wahahaha!" Kagome called. "I'm so evil and I know it!"

Naraku, Kagome's current boyfriend at the time of the crime, came to investigate. He was, of course, a cop. He inspected the scene and found the dead Sesshoumaru--killed from overdose of cat allergies--and deduced that it was, "A very evil person who did this." Well, go figure. Kagome was hiding behind Inuyasha in hopes that she might not be seen.

Inuyasha was sobbing since his brother had died. The fact that just in the previous chapter he was laughing at Sesshoumaru and taunting his older brother didn't come into effect. He was still bawling like a school girl and his high pitched voice was getting on Kagome's evil nerves. So she set about plotting Inuyasha's death next.

She went to her evil laboratory, which was of course eighty floors underground and in the depths of hell, and laughed as she made the ultimate plot to kill Inuyasha. Yes, she was so evil. It was crazy!


Wahahaha! Craziness equals this fanfiction turning out to be my way of killing all the characters to Inuyasha in the weirdest way possible!