Wait, we did WHAT?
by SetsuntaMew

My cousin is now an alumnus of Ohio University. Congratulations! -confetti and balloons fly everywhere- I'm currently sitting in the van while we toast him. Yay, champagne!

Disclaimer: Please tell me that you guys really don't need this. Because if anyone does, I will cry.


-Chapter 5-

About halfway through the wedding, Kagome poked Inuyasha to get his attention. "Have you noticed Sango and Miroku today?" she whispered to him.

"...Kagome, they're sitting right next to us," he whispered back to her.

Poor Kagome. Her fiancée is so dense. "Yes, I'm aware of that. But look at them," she told him, pointing to the two. Miroku had just put his arm on Sango's shoulder and pulled her towards him. She glared at him. He whispered something to her that Kagome and Inuyasha couldn't hear. Sango rolled her eyes - but all the while blushing slightly - and leaned into him slightly.

Inuyasha appeared to be in shock. "She didn't kill him!" he exclaimed, quietly though as to not attract attention.

"That's what I mean! It's been like this all day! I think something happened between those two last night," Kagome said. "We have to find out what though. But how...?"

"We ask them?" Inuyasha answered, giving her a look.

"No, no, no, of course not! They'd never just come out and tell us. Sheesh, you don't know about this romance stuff at all, do you?" she questioned, exasperated.

To this, he grinned. "I got you, didn't I?"

"And for that you're very lucky. Anyway, this wedding's over. Time to go!" Kagome said the last two sentences loud another for her other two friends to hear as well.

"Finally. Please, Kagome-chan, tell me we're not staying for another." Sango was currently trying to get Miroku to let go of her. "Mir- Sekushii-san. The wedding's over. You can get off of me now."

"But Sango, I thought after last-" Miroku began, only to get whacked over the head with Sango's purse.

Kagome raised an eyebrow. First, Sango had allowed Miroku to touch her without killing him and she had almost called him by his first name. Second, Miroku had begun to say something about last night. Yes, something had definitely happened, and she would find out what it was no matter what.


Two hours and many failed attempts later, Kagome was ready to give up. She had tried over and over again to try to get the two to talk. She had said what she and Inuyasha had done, and politely paused to allow either Miroku or Sango to say something. Neither had. She had asked what machines they had gambled at. After they answered, Kagome hadn't said anything else, as she was subtly trying to hint for them to go on. No luck. She was about ready to actually take Inuyasha's advice and ask them straight-out. She shook her head. That would never work!

"Kagome-chan? You seem a little distracted." Sango came up behind her. "You've been staring at that fountain for the past five minutes. Is something wrong?"

"Oh, no...it's just that we're leaving tonight and nothing really exciting has happened. I really thought that Vegas would be more exciting..."

"Quite frankly, I could have used a little less excitement," Sango answered. 'Good job, Sango. Now I'll have to tell Kagome what happened. Not like I was planning to hide it forever, but I've been married less than 24 hours and I'm still in shock over it.'

"But Sango-chan, you've been with me, Inuyasha, and Miroku-san the whole time and nothing's happened," Kagome began, thinking that a perfect opportunity had just presented itself to her. "Well, you weren't with us last night. Did something happen then?"

"Errr...I was with Sekushii-san..." 'Or I could just drop random hints. I'm an idiot.'

"I knew something happened between you two!" Kagome exclaimed happily. "Ooo, tell me, tell me!"

"...we got married."

Kagome blinked at her friend. Sango hadn't seriously just said that, had she? She knew that Sango liked Miroku and everything, but marriage?

"Don't look at me like that! We were drunk, okay?" Sango said, feeling uncomfortable. 'Maybe telling her wasn't a good idea. I really am an idiot.'

"But Sango-chan! You never drink!"

"I wasn't doing so great at gambling. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"As did getting married?"

"I don't know! I don't remember it, save for a few fuzzy memories of drinking at the bar and talking to Miroku." Sango sighed. "I didn't even know we got married until he found the marriage document on a table in the hotel room this morning."

Kagome sat down next to her friend on the fountain's bench...thingy. "I'm sorry..."

Sango waved a hand in dismissal. "It's not your fault. It's Miroku's and mine. We're responsible, mature adults...well, I am, at least. But we're not supposed to do stupid things like this. I survived college without any embarrassing and awkward situations involving alcohol. I guess this is a combination of it all because I missed it all in college?"

"Or maybe it's your subconscious trying to tell you something!" Kagome exclaimed.

"What are you talking about?"

"In my experience, being drunk makes you say things you normally wouldn't that are absolute truths. That's how Inuyasha and I ended up going out in the first place!" she explained.

"So, then, Dr. Higurashi, what is my subconscious trying to tell me?" Sango asked jokingly.

Kagome pushed invisible glasses up her nose and pretended to look over them. "In my opinion, you're quite attracted to Miroku-san and you just don't want to admit it. And alcohol happened to help you!"

"I don't care whether it helped me or not. I'm never drinking again."

"Killer headache?"

"Like hell."


Meanwhile, with the boys...

Inuyasha wasn't one to subtly hint at things as Kagome had been doing all day. If he wanted to know something, he would ask. Bluntly, usually. "Oi, Miroku. What's up with you and Sango? Kagome thinks something happened with you two last night."

"She does, does she? Well, Kagome-san is quite right," Miroku answered.

"And...?" Inuyasha prodded.

"I don't know if Sango would want me to tell you."

"So you did get laid. That's what I tried to tell Kagome, but nooo, she wouldn't listen to me."

"Inuyasha."

"What?"

"Shut up," Miroku said sternly.

There was a pause. "You didn't get laid?" Inuyasha asked.

Miroku slapped his forehead. Inuyasha was just so dense sometimes. "That's not really the problem at the moment. I'm more worried about this," he said, holding out his hand with the wedding ring on it.

"What the hell, Miroku? You, of all people, got married?" he asked incredulously. "When? And to who?"

"Last night. And to Sango, who else?"

Inuyasha stared at him for a moment, before yelling "Why?" at him.

"We were both drunk, and I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Wait. You're still alive after this?"

"Surprisingly so. I'd say she's taking it a lot better than I expected. I thought I was dead for sure." Miroku paused. "Actually, all she did was throw a shoe at her, and that was because I asked if I could watch her get dressed."

"She's probably in shock," Inuyasha told him.

"Oh, very funny," Miroku said sarcastically. "But now we have to decide what to do once we leave here."

"What do you mean?"

"Somehow, I doubt that Sango is going to take either me moving in with her or moving in with me well."


Once Miroku and Inuyasha got to the lobby, Kagome started going on about dinner plans and such.

"No offense, Kagome-chan, but I have to go to work tomorrow and I'd like to get some sleep. I'm not sure if staying for dinner is such a good idea," Sango said. 'Oh yes, work. I'm sure that I'll have fun explaining my current marital status then. I'm just looking forward to it so much.'

"But...this is our last night here!" Kagome looked thoughtful for a moment. "And don't worry, there won't be any alcohol involved, though I can't imagine that you and Miroku-san would somehow manage to do anything worse."

"Thanks, I feel so much better now."

Kagome grinned. "Always glad to be of help!"

"Feh, if we're going to eat, hurry it up. I don't feel like driving all night," Inuyasha interjected.

"Okay! So, there's this really good Italian restaurant that way, or we could check out this Thai one that I heard some people talking about..." Kagome went on and on about the food choices.

"I see you told Kagome-san," Miroku said to Sango.

"What? Oh, yeah, I did. She just stared at me and asked why, before going on about it being because my subconscious was trying to tell me something. I assume you told Inuyasha?"

"Yes. And he yelled at me before being surprised that you didn't kill me."

"Hey, that's right. I haven't killed you yet. Thanks for reminding me!"

Miroku immediately threw his hands up in front of his face. "Don't hurt me!"

Sango only laughed. "I was just kidding, Sekushii-san. You're too gullible."

"You can't call me Sekushii-san now!" he told her, grinning.

"And why not?"

"Because people might think you're talking to yourself."

"Oh fine, Miroku," Sango said, causing him to smile brightly.

"Oi, lovebirds, hurry up!" Inuyasha called back to him as he was following Kagome out of the hotel towards the Italian restaurant that they had decided to go to.

Sango blushed and Miroku took hold of her hand as they walked after the two.


I want to say that I just drove past a restaurant and bar called 'Arousal'. Yes. Pittsburgh is weird like that. But I guess that's what I get for only ever writing during car trips. At least it's not as ugly as Marietta. Gods, I'll never get over that.

Anyway, I apologize for the long wait. I got distracted watching Inuyasha. Which reminds me. I have now seen every episode. All 167 of them. And I've seen the first three movies. I can't wait to get a hold of thee fourth one...it'll be exciting and I'll do a happy dance. Oh, and I also keep up with the newest manga chapters on Ear-tweak. I don't even want to know how much time I've spent watching and reading IY...

Chapter 3 thank yous
Risu Amaru- Thanks! Here's an update for you!

EpitomeofDistraction- I try to hurry! But crew takes up too much time -dies- And it's freaking painful... But I will finish this, don't worry!

SanMirLover- I can't have her kill him! Then there'd be no fic. And she didn't really get too angry because she's in shock more than anything else.

FlamingRedFox- To thicken soup, you add flour. To thicken plot, you add a 24-hour chapel and a bar. See, I can cook! Anyway, thanks! I'm really glad you like it so much!

gundamjunkierx780- I don't hate the show. I just used to hate AU fics. In fact, I love the show very much. I filled the hard drive on my computer because I downloaded every single episode. Heh.

moonyme- Thanks; I did!

lilsanoku105- Yep, he does! And I love coincidences. If there weren't any, well, Sango would probably have a lot less stressful life. Keeping Miroku in line...I wouldn't want to be in her shoes. Hehe. And I haven't decided if she'll get pregnant yet. Hopefully I'll decide by the time I write the epilogue...

Starriecat- I know Houshi isn't Miroku's last name. But I'm not very creative and lazy, so I used it. But I changed it to Sekushii now. And congrats on being the first person to actually know that and point it out!

faithful taijiya- I want to get married in a 24-hour chapel whilst drunk. I think it would be so funny to wake up in the morning and then go 'aw, shit' when I realized what happened the night before. Yeah, I'm weird like that. Thanks muchly, and here's an update!

Chapter 4 thank yous
FlamingRedFox- I want to go to Vegas someday. Badly. And as for car trips...my dad likes to take the long way everywhere. Instead of simply driving through New York to get to Niagara Falls, we drove the opposite way around the lakes and through London, Ontario. It took days. And we take the nice, 12-hour drive to South Carolina instead of flying. I have so many car trip stories...Thankfully, I never have had to drive through states and states of corn. We do play 'Count the Cows', though. Yeah, my family's a little weird.

By the way! Thanks for the rambling on about Pleasure Island! I was able to look it up and stuff and yay. Thanks!

moonyme- I updated! Yay!

Brickwall847- Ohio was soooo hot while I was there. And my aunt complains about the heat all the time (she lives there). I'm not looking forward to being dragged back to heat world again any time soon...Anyway! Here's another update for you! Keep laughing!

SanMirLover- Wouldn't it though? Then again, I wouldn't mind waking up with Miroku...

gundamjunkierx780- Eep! Late update! But I did get around to it eventually!

lilsanoku105- Same thing happened with my cousin. She wanted a pirate wedding and her fiancée said no. Damn shame, since I would have liked to go to Vegas...But Sango didn't kill Miroku because she was in shock. Or something like that.

Rivertam- Yay, thanks! Fun is good!

Sangi- I've noticed that! Now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone finish a fic with this plot-ish thingy...Well, I'll be a first! And I did change his name to that. Hehe.

half-breed387- Thanks! I noticed that a lot too, and I was like, "You know, someone needs to write a halfway decent fic with this idea so that it's not known as one that always sucks." I doubt mine's actually all that good, but I try!

sapphireuniverse- I, on the other hand, am very easily amused. Heh. And I took forever to update, but that's okay! Because hopefully it's funny!

Snicker16- Originally, I planned on this fic being three or maybe four chapters tops. Now it looks like it'll be between seven and ten. I amaze myself all the time. So I'd better get to work on it!

Hotari-chan­- Aw, thanks! I feel all special now! And I'm working on finishing it, I just have too much to do this summer. Grr, stupid crew practices...